Game of Tards.
Speaking of which, winter is coming Phil.
Speaking of which, winter is coming Phil.
Game of Tards - All CIS Men Must die -
- Thread starter BILLY MAYS
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Intermittent Denial of Service attack is causing downtime. Looks like a kiddie 5 min rental. Waiting on a response from upstream.
The lands of Australatina are a desolate wasteland ravaged by years of war. House Chandler tries to show mercy to the barbaric, bridge-dwelling orcs of House Harel. Oh wait, that was last week's name. Today they are House Araujo. But the orcs of Australatina suffer under the merciless rule of Jennifer Lopez, a puppet leader. The democratic paradise they believe they live under is a farce, for the trule leader of House Araujo is the despot Phillip Vincent Ahuviya Isabel Rosa Nieves Araujo Harel Haskins-Delici. God damn, what a mouthful.
House Chandler readies their forces of two hundred autobots, the legendary Chaotic Combo, and Generals Sonichu and Rosechu. Even Lady Christine Chandler herself will fight in this battle, for whoever wins earns the right... to sit upon the Golden Lolcow Throne.
House Chandler readies their forces of two hundred autobots, the legendary Chaotic Combo, and Generals Sonichu and Rosechu. Even Lady Christine Chandler herself will fight in this battle, for whoever wins earns the right... to sit upon the Golden Lolcow Throne.
Phil's House emblem would be the outline of a ginger root and they always pay the "ginger price".
House Araujo's sigil is a white man in a dress holding a ginger root in his right hand and a block of cheese in his left on a brown field. His house motto is "We Do Not Work."
I find something extra funny about Phil and house, can we just correct that to under bridge?
Dresses are too manly for true Latinxes. Everyone knows that true and honest Australatinese warriors wear poorly-fitting bondage gear into battle, with hateful tattoes that curse their enemies. To them we are collectively known as the Patriarchy.
You forget, this is Phil we're talking about. It wouldn't say "We do not work." He would take that phrase, run it through google translate and change his family motto to "no trabajamos."
House Araujo motto: "No Habla Espanol."
The-Trans-Agenda's coat of arms should consist of an upside-down flayed shota (since she's a pedo and a vore fan) on an orange background with a yellow shit eating grin in the back. Plus, each flag should have random grease stains.
The house head should be the blubberella herself, spitting tumblr nonsense all the time, but present tactical and economic genius when the need comes (she adjusts her posts accordingly - if the direct assault fails, she plays on emotions; she also is able to tax the populace so well, they think like they're helping the good cause).
Amongst her enemies she's known for dining on young boy's gonads and anuses, which isn't far from truth.
The house head should be the blubberella herself, spitting tumblr nonsense all the time, but present tactical and economic genius when the need comes (she adjusts her posts accordingly - if the direct assault fails, she plays on emotions; she also is able to tax the populace so well, they think like they're helping the good cause).
Amongst her enemies she's known for dining on young boy's gonads and anuses, which isn't far from truth.
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