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Batman VS Tony Danza

The Eternal Struggle
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So we owe a lot to Jace thanks to him outing DeagleDad as a fraud so I thought "Hey Batman, what can we do to help Jacee plan for the future and make his retirement as a Marine a bit more fun?" and after a few hours it hit me: games yo. He's the Original Gamer (OG) so I thought we could come up with a list of games that we think might be fit enough for Jace Stryker to play once he feels it's fit to stream with his fans again.

RULES

1) If you're going to suggest a game it has to be a setting where it'd make sense for Jack Stryker to be there. So you should state WHY Jace is in that game (Like Jace did with his roleplaying in Fallout New Vegas)

2) NO ANIME. Anime is gay and it breaks rule #1 and Jace would never be in an anime unless he was there to like, breaK the game or something which would be awesome but I don't think they have anything like that yet. I don't even think they have animes with weed which is pretty weak.

3) Rule 1 can be broken if it's a series Jace already likes.. like Skyrim or something and if you know of any mods that add stuff he'd like (weed mod cuz skooma just doesn't cut it BOOM - gamer humor) Explain why he'd like the mod because if you're suggesting it then it's your job, okay? We're not going to just spam links and make Jace read all that shit without first giving him a reason to actually bother with it. His time is important money.

If you want to gift Jace a game on steam or whatever that's cool but he won't be able to play it for awhile so whatevs you know that's just how the streets work sometime 420


Let me give you an idea of what I mean...

DayZ

It's based in a world where zombies happened all over europe or something. I think the USSR or Russia or both. Anyway, you start out with nothing and you have to scavenge for clothing, gear, guns, food, medicine, everything. It's all about survival baby but the zombies are the least of your worries. It's multiplayer so you'll encounter other players who are trying to survive just like you but.. are they chill? This game is all about the gamers because they make most of the experience. You can make friends or execute possible terrorists. Not sure if they're chill? Point your gun at their head and order them to drop their weapon until you know. You know they're a terrorist? Handcuff them and feed them rotten food and chemicals until they tell you where their cell is hidden. If they die they have to start all over without their guns or anything.

Roleplaying Possibility:

- Jace's Gamer Mansion -

Stryker: Veteran life has it's perks but sometimes I miss being out in the field.

Stryker watches Soap swimming in his infinty pool shaped like a deagle.

Soap: *WOOF*

Stryker: You said it bro.

- The Door bell that Stryker rigged to play Danger Zone starts playing -

Stryker: Who could that be? Nobody knows I retired here!

Soap: *WOOF*

Stryker: Nah, we would have heard them coming from a mile away. Gamerfood isn't known for stealth.

- Jack opens the door and a single document is wedged under a golden deagle with a bow wrapped around it -

Stryker: Bit early for Christmas, heh.

- Jace picks up the gun and his muscle reflexes kick in as he spins the gun and cocks it without even thinking -

Stryker: Some things you just can't unlearn

Soap: *WOOF*"

Stryker: Yeah, Chompsky is pretty flawed on that point.

- Jace picks up the document. He squints at it through his thermal sunglasses as the sun sinks into the hills -

Stryker: Something is going down in Russia. Looks like I just came out of retirement.

- Soap looks up at Jace with his wild wolf eyes and then nods. Their unspoken bond in synch. -

Stryker: One last thing to do before we head out. We got to destroy these sensitive documents.

- Jace Stryker smirks as he holds out the encrypted government document and proceeds to roll it into a joint using his special homegrown weed. He puts the joint in his mouth -

-Suddenly-

???: FOR ALLA- *BAM*

- *CAMERA TURNS TO JACE SHOWING THAT HE JUST HEADSHOTTED THE ATTACKER WITH HIS GOLDEN DEAGLE WITHOUT EVEN LOOKING* -

Stryker: Looks like someone just got...

- Stryker lights his joint with the heated barrel of his deagle-

Stryker: SMOKED OUT.

Soap drags away the corpse of DeagleDad who was the attacker.

Soap: *WOOF*

Okay, serious talk. My grandma came in and told me to take out the trash but you don't need to write a script like I did. Just give a brief summary of how Jace fits into the game. Chill. Peace.
 

Protoman

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Ikaruga

Commander Jack Stryker
is in a future where fascist muslim dictators have taken over the U.S. and instituted a policy of racial segregation in the armed forces, putting white soldiers all into white space ships and black soldiers into black ones. Sickened with the evil racism that is permeating the force that he put his life on the line for, Jack goes rogue and gets a plane that can switch between being white and black to represent true racial harmony (he didn't have a yellow ship so he can't represent asians, sorry gamers) and takes on the fascists, hoping to overthrow the corrupt armchair generals and bring democracy and freedom back to America.
 

UnwiseKhan

ayylmao akbar
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Borderlands could be fun. It's basically Diablo as a first-person-shooter.

Jack Stryker, former Crimson Lance US Space Marine travels to Pandora to deal with a Muslim terrorist cell. While there, he meets Soap the Parkour Skag and Psychic Meryl.
Honestly, I mostly just want to see whether he rages about how the guns are so unrealistic, or how the bosses are too hard.
 

Andrew Noel Schaefer

Mentally ill goblin who only talks about soda.
Person of Interest
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OK so like Just Cause 2 is a pretty chill game. Your this top secret super agent and armed with a badass Grapplinghook and a big fat fucking arsenal your mission is to kill the fat commie leader of like, korea or something along with deal with some asshole who defected from the US of A.

you can tie commies to your car and drag them along. its awesome.

also theres brutal legend where your a rockstar and everythings all metal and postapocalyptic, you get to smash faggots with an axe.
 

snakesvsplanes

Coo.
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Is Jace a South Park fan? Because in that case, I think South Park: The Stick of Truth might be one he'd really appreciate. First of all, it has great customization options, which I know he adores, so he can create Jack Stryker in the South Park universe, with his flame-rimmed shades and goatee and everything. They have all kinds of different classes and weapons, and the plot, characters and dialogue just seem tailor-made for Jace. I had a blast with the game (it's an RPG with different stats, costumes, items, etc-- stuff I know Jace likes), so I think he would enjoy it. It's all family-friendly fun (it doesn't have as much foul language as the show-- still a little bit, though, so he might want to wear headphones), so I would love to see him stream this one.
 

Arkangel

Computer Science and Computer Violence
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L.A. Noire: WWII war hero Cole Phleps Jack Stryker goes from being a simple LAPD police officer to a star detective and defender of justice in a crooked post-war City. As he rises through the ranks, he solves cases and catches bad guys such as The Black Dahlia Killer DeagleDad420, and works to uncover the mystery of the stolen drugs perpetrated by his old war buddies gone rogue. Stryker also battles his own demons from the past war that still haunt him to this day.
 

John Titor

Pronouns: time/temporal/tempself
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Hearts of Iron. Play as one of the many nations that existed Americans during World War II and do whatever. Will you stop the Nazis? Legalize weed? Stop the Muslim menace? The possibilities are almost endless.
 

A-№1

A Hobo With Options
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What if it technically violates rule #1 as a game where Stryker wouldn't be, but Soap would? Like he could play as Soap the Parkour Wolf in Wolf Quest or Tokyo Jungle.
 

WWWWolf

Has a camera, will kick butt
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Halo 4! I mean, Master Chief is one badass dude, but there's one big problem with him: he ain't American. Hell, he wasn't even born on Earth! But the Spartan-IV program totally fixes this shit because it lets volunteers in. The only problem is that you can't play as a UNSC marine, which would be cool, and the Spartans are technically Navy personnel. But aside of those small nitpicks I'm totally sure Stryker would ace all Spartan Ops and shine in the Wargames!
 

WWWWolf

Has a camera, will kick butt
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Well it isn't the caliber of his Deagle that matters (though we all know it's .50 AE), but how accurate he is with it, and Jace never misses. TAAAHAHA
 
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