Well, it's like the subtitle says really.
I've been contemplating a new PC build later this year and I have to trawl through page after page of this crap to find parts that I might want to buy. For the record, I'm a fan of trying to squeeze as powerful hardware as possible into as miniscule a case as I can and I'm contemplating a build in the utterly miniscule Silverstone SG13 case.
Anyhow, there's a few mobos that would fit my requirement and all bar one have stupidly shaped oversized heatsinks on the chipset, steel "reinforcement" on the PCIe slot, and "military grade" this and that. The one that doesn't have all this bollox is an Asrock number which ironically has more features than the so-called "gaming" boards:
Versus the "gaming" hardware which is significantly more Good Boy Points to purchase. Note the lack of M.2 slots and/or built in wifi (okay, the latter isn't a deal breaker because I have a USB wifi adapter, but the M.2 slot is because in a small form factor build a SATA drive means more cable spaghetti)
But hey, they have colour changing RGB LEDs, so s'cool.
Then there's "gaming" keyboards which have oversized bits hanging off of them and backlighting because apparently playing vidya buggers your eyes so much you need to be able to see where your fingers are. "Gaming" mice with stupid amounts of buttons. "Gaming" RAM sticks with oversized heatsinks dangling off them which just clog up space and get you practically no extra frames per second. Everything has to be red on black because everyone knows red ones go faster. Or festooned with fucking RGB LEDs. It's like those bazzed up old Vauxhall Novas that you used to see in the early 2000s like they've fallen out of The Fast and the Furious with lighting and giant subwoofers and eye-watering paint jobs but still the same asthmatic 1.2L four-cylinder engine they always had.
It doesn't even look good for fuck's sakes. Give me the form following function any day.
I've been contemplating a new PC build later this year and I have to trawl through page after page of this crap to find parts that I might want to buy. For the record, I'm a fan of trying to squeeze as powerful hardware as possible into as miniscule a case as I can and I'm contemplating a build in the utterly miniscule Silverstone SG13 case.
Anyhow, there's a few mobos that would fit my requirement and all bar one have stupidly shaped oversized heatsinks on the chipset, steel "reinforcement" on the PCIe slot, and "military grade" this and that. The one that doesn't have all this bollox is an Asrock number which ironically has more features than the so-called "gaming" boards:
Versus the "gaming" hardware which is significantly more Good Boy Points to purchase. Note the lack of M.2 slots and/or built in wifi (okay, the latter isn't a deal breaker because I have a USB wifi adapter, but the M.2 slot is because in a small form factor build a SATA drive means more cable spaghetti)
But hey, they have colour changing RGB LEDs, so s'cool.
Then there's "gaming" keyboards which have oversized bits hanging off of them and backlighting because apparently playing vidya buggers your eyes so much you need to be able to see where your fingers are. "Gaming" mice with stupid amounts of buttons. "Gaming" RAM sticks with oversized heatsinks dangling off them which just clog up space and get you practically no extra frames per second. Everything has to be red on black because everyone knows red ones go faster. Or festooned with fucking RGB LEDs. It's like those bazzed up old Vauxhall Novas that you used to see in the early 2000s like they've fallen out of The Fast and the Furious with lighting and giant subwoofers and eye-watering paint jobs but still the same asthmatic 1.2L four-cylinder engine they always had.
It doesn't even look good for fuck's sakes. Give me the form following function any day.