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[waffle]

I dunno if this is the right thread for this but this seems pretty crazy.

Shit like this makes me wounder how much of a retard Wu is versus how much of it is the expectation that the audience is retarded. Of course your members of congress are "interested" and "disturbed" by it, they will tell you anything so you will vote for them as long as it doesn't require them to take a stand on anything controversial or work very hard.

 

[Sammy]

I think anyone who is going on the Deagle Nation Defense Force (Wow, never thought we'd see that in any real capacity) and trying to explain the Jace Conners experience from a more "insider's" viewpoint should try and make an analogy to Emperor Norton. Jace is pretty much the same person, just living in the Information Age.

*Both come from well to do families
*Both declare themselves leaders of an entire nation.
*Both are humored (and respected) in their self declared positions by those in constant contact with them.
*Both are fond of making decrees.
*Both have a thing for the military.
*Both used and distributed alternative currencies (or rations).
*Both are(were) ready to explain in great details their opinions to anyone who was willing to listen.
*Both have a relationship with Christian God.
*They kinda look alike. Seriously.

Spoiler

I don't know about you, but I can see Jace looking like Norton does on the right in about 30 more years

At one point, Emperor Norton was (wrongfully) arrested for to commit him to involuntary treatment for mental disorders, until the local citizens of San Francisco protested, outraged, and wrote feverishly to the newspapers. The police chief later ordered Emperor Norton's release and issued a formal apology. Here is a short passage that was contained within that apology:

"He had shed no blood; robbed no one; and despoiled no country; which is more than can be said of his fellows in that line."

While this passage is not strictly true if applied to Jace Connors, I would like to mention the only person he robbed, the criminal Tyce Andrews, is on the record as being a little bitch who can't board and has some weird fascinations with HotWheels and skeletons and was asking for it (literally, he helped plan the fight).

 

[GREEDY FIREMAN]

Here, I posted this on Fark. Feel free to edit and post it on any site covering Jace.

Spoiler

Okay, I've been following this guy's antics for a while now, and I can fill everyone in on who he is.
This is Jace Connors, leader of the stoner gamer militia Deagle Nation, and Internet Tough Guy personified. No, He does not have a real gun. He only owns spring powered plastic airsoft guns.

https://www.youtube.com /watch?v=mB54bnt1PqQ
Jace and Deagle Nation started out back in 2012/2013 as a gaming clan that got into fights with in internet trolls. In 2013, Jace went on to a tour of duty in Iraq/Afghanistan (He got sent off to Jesus camp). During this time, his friend/minion Tyce Andrews took over and stole his stuff.

When Jace got back, he and Tyce got into a civil war,

which ended with The Trial of Tyce Andrews

where Tyce and Jace made up. At least, until Tyce showed everyone Jace's "Porn Stash". So, Jace begins doing livestreams of him playing video games and doing "Fact Zone" (Think Alex Jonoes on weed), which typically end like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6-rSrB39Kw&list=PLTrIzVD2xEpI3N20VB5 I FJiuu4jXyYW92 or this

or this

Also, Tyce shows up on a few streams, leading to this:

That last one leads to Tyce doubting the nature of reality

So, Tyce and Jace begin working together on "Operation Tupacalypse", where they send their friend Eli to Israel to rescue Tupac from an "Islamic Rap Bunker" and assassinate the former prime minister of Palestine, with the promise that Eli will get an X-Box One when he returns.

Eli gets high, plays Ruinscape, and wanders around the desert:

In order to fund Tupacalypse, Tyce and Jace start a weed growing operation in Eli's cabin.
Remember the "Afghan Soldiers wander off a US Military base" story from a few months back? Yeah, Jace and Tyce believed that it was a terrorist plot to infect McDonalds chicken nuggets with Ebola. This lead to the MISIS incident, where Deagle Nation bought a bunch of mice, put them in Eli's cabin, and gave them chicken nuggets to see if they would turn into Muslims. Tyce was kicked off the project after he attempted to teach the mice how to streets race by taping them to hotwheels cars, which led to the mice getting loose and eating the weed supplies.
I should probably give a word about Tyce here. Tyce is a semi-literate neo-nazi who huffs jenkim, is a self proclaimed "analchest", and believes that skeletons are a race of people who are oppressed by the government. He got two lives streams to himself: T-Zone one, where he plays Ethnic Cleansing and complains that it's too hard because of Obama (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFGGra8Ymzw), and T-Zone Two, where he is nearly brought to tears by the sight of a skeleton in a blender (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usEPbi2zqH8)
Tyce ends up causing a rift between him and Jace after he and his neo-nazi juggalo pals attempt to drive to Ferguson to start a race war. Tyce realizes this creepy school shooter manifesto https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymsjouPY02g and goes dark.
And then Tupacalypse comes crashing down. Eli's parents, after about 105 days, find out that Eli is in Israel at his grandparents. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiK7xOl_BQYhttps://www.youtube.com /watch?v=2vianED9s-U
Eli took his grandad's scooter for a joy ride, got caught by the police, and was deported back to America.
Jace rushes to the cabin in an attempt to clear out evidence of any wrong doing, and is ambushed by Tyce and the Whyte Justice Army and the Race War Van, a van with swastikas painted on it. They proceed to get into an airsoft shootout. Eventually, Jace fends off the neo-nazis and picks up Eli from the airport. Tyce and Deagle Nation get into a twitter fight because Tyce made off with Eli's X-Box One funds. This results in a duel between Jace and Tyce. Tyce shows up with nunchucks and a katana. Jace and Eli show up with airsoft guns.
Tyce gets his ass kicked: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=cd0_1416355576
After that Tyce does a "Fergzone" stream https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CiB_-4ELgg, which consists of him dressing up in a skeleton mask and goofy blonde wig and rambling about attractive and successful African Americans https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6cxjjM3kNo Later, he and "Ston Tone" attempt to form a "Federation of McDonalds to start a race war, and attempt to drive to Area 51 on Christmas to free the skeletons. Their car breaks down in Ohio and they have to call their parents for help https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8lDkiuM5Tds
So that pretty much brings us up to speed on these guys. Jace and Eli lived together in Eli's cabin for a while, and they're a real life stoner comedy.

I still can't tell if they're just crazy or an insanely elaborate troll. Point is, Jace is an idiot and is more of a danger to himself than anyone else.

Once you get into the story Deagle Nation, it's easy to forget just how truly insane this all sounds.

It's pointless to post it. Unless you're an extablished member of Gawker's commenting crew you'll never get out of the grey but will be mocked by the regulars just because they can.

Edit: more explanation

Gawker's Kinja commenting system is reviled by everyone, even their own writers, and Gawker has spent at least 5 million* building it themselves. After Jezebel (one of the most trolled arms of Gawker and roundly mocked third-wave feminist sites on the net) received a glut of burner accounts posting "rape" and gore gifs, Gawker brought back their Karma system and banned all gifs and pictures from displaying. They walked back on the second part because their commentors blew a gasket when they couldn't post maymay reaction jiffs on articles about dad fucking or letters from a 100% guilty prisoner given space to say the people he killed deserved it for being in front of his knife and he isn't sorry.

Anyone who isn't vetted or is on a burner account gets thrown in to the "greys", which are greyed out comments that don't even show up until that comment is approved by a Valued Member of the community. The only way to become a valued member is to be vouched for effectively by someone already out of the grey, and that privilege can be revoked by any of the writers or moderators without notice or warning.

Seeing as how Jezebel writers and readers had doctors crudely turn their funny bones into vaginas, they won't approve anyone new who comments anything but "kill all white men named The Commander for his rapecrimes against decency"

__________

* Former-Gawker President Nick Denton announced that Sam Biddle cost his company six figures in ad revenue for picking a fight with Gamergate, and that Kinja cost him "five times what Sam did".

Yeah, something tells me they wouldn't like their readers putting more research into things than they do.

 

[niggers]

gawker is still a thing

hwat?

 

[Smutley]

Gawker has decided to do a frontpage report by noted Bully and Dog Murder Sam Biddle.

http://internet.gawker.com/the-psyc...are-all-thats-left-and-th-1683271908/+maxread

 

[Peace and Harmony]

If Villena and Connors aren't mentally ill, they're putting on an extremely good performance of mental illness. But scarier even than Gamergate's last psychopaths is the small army of anonymous commenters who—seemingly out of a bored, sadistic impulse to mess with sick and dangerous people—whip them into a frenzy, pushing Connors and Villena to even greater heights of obsession and rage. There's an entire corner of 8chan, the web's current top toxic slime pit, dedicated to manipulating mentally ill people into real-life action for amusement.

I spent ten minutes looking for the "A-Log" rating.

 

[CaptainDong]

The comment section is absolutely infuriating to me. I don't know why. I don't know if it's the fact that this article shouldn't even really exist, or if it's the fact that everyone and their 'sistyrs' actually believe that Jace is capable of anything other than throwing up all over himself when angry.

 

[Red_Rager]

Some of these people are worse then gamers when it comes to having no life.

 

[Tookie]

Some of these people are worse then gamers when it comes to having no life.

At least games are more fun than sitting around getting agitated about misogyny nonstop.

 

[BillRiley]

The comment section is absolutely infuriating to me. I don't know why. I don't know if it's the fact that this article shouldn't even really exist, or if it's the fact that everyone and their 'sistyrs' actually believe that Jace is capable of anything other than throwing up all over himself when angry.

Yeah, that's some pretty shoddy journalism, even a 3rd rate infotainment site like Gawker. Anyroad, one thing Commander Lazy Eye is capable of - trashing cars. I mean, how many does this make now? 2 or 3?

 

[FatNero]

The comment section is absolutely infuriating to me. I don't know why. I don't know if it's the fact that this article shouldn't even really exist, or if it's the fact that everyone and their 'sistyrs' actually believe that Jace is capable of anything other than throwing up all over himself when angry.

Well we know at the very least he can crash a car. The coulda done some damage to someone. I think he might kill someone, but only accidentally and at about 22 mph.

 

[NeetBoy]

(Correction: A previous version of this post stated that Connors accused Wu of siccing the "Islamic assassins" on him. That was incorrect and it appears corrected above. I regret the error.)

TBH, that's an easy mistake to make.

 

[Dutchbash]

Self-policing

The fuck this bish talkin' about

 

[Soew]

Gawker has decided to do a frontpage report by noted Bully and Dog Murder Sam Biddle.

http://internet.gawker.com/the-psychopaths-of-gamergate-are-all-thats-left-and-th-1683271908/ maxread

you'd think after years on 4chan gawker's total inability to get even basic facts right wouldn't be as surprising to me

 

[Red_Rager]

you'd think after years on 4chan gawker's total inability to get even basic facts right wouldn't be as surprising to me

They could at least be more subtle, this is not simple idiocy but slander.

Oh and an archive.md version. Gawker does not deserve your clicks
https://archive.md/fvUWy

 

[niggers]

There's an entire corner of 8chan, the web's current top toxic slime pit, dedicated to manipulating mentally ill people into real-life action for amusement.

/cow/ gets a shoutout when 1/3 of the people there think jace is fake. we have an entire subforum and get nothing.

goddamn biased liberal media giving all those cuteboys the credit

 

[Rogowski]

Of course they mention 8chan, they need to guide the narrative and their narrative is that hatechan is pure evil. We are not worth mentioning due to the fact that this forum is largely neutral on gamergate. And by largely neutral, I mean we think both sides are autistic as fuck.

 

[Hyperion]

Oh they make it sound like we're part of GG lol

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Oh they make it sound like we're part of GG lol

#JeSuisDeagleNation

 

[buttsbuttsbutts]

#JeSuisDeagleNation

Every time I read that I read "Jesus is Deagle Nation" and I'm not sure which I prefer.