CUCK! Gawker Media Creates Men's Site: "The Cuck" - Resulting Laughter Hospitalizes 14 Kiwis

[Jaimas]

Yes. This is real:

More information:

Sex, dating, clothes, relationships, politics, sex, women—men have opinions about all of these things. And yet, there’s nowhere on the internet where you can go to read them. That changes today. Welcome to The Cuck, a pop-up, bespoke men’s site, for men.

The Cuck is a site dedicated to exploring modern masculinity in all its myriad forms, and over the next few days or until it is apparent that we have not been able to attract a really loaded sponsor (P&G please call us back), you’ll hear from some of the most thoughtful men—and non-men—working in media (Gawker Media, specifically) today.

What differentiates The Cuck from all those other men’s interest sites out there? We like to think it’s our emphasis on not being Bad. Unlike other men’s interest sites, The Cuck will not write about watches—unless there is a really good watch we want to write about, obviously, in which case, we’ll do a post about watches. There won’t be any gross, objectifying stories about female celebrities, either—just stories that celebrate them for saying smart things in interviews or appearing in Paul Feig movies, that also might occasionally mention how they look, in a complimentary way.

But mostly, lots and lots of personal essays, which women have really cornered the market on lately, have you noticed? It seems like it’s about time for some men to also do those!

Basically, imagine if there were a Gawker for women. Then, imagine a version of that, but for men. That’s The Cuck. Welcome. We hope you enjoy yourself, especially if you are in charge of marketing at, say, Diageo.

....Wonder if they are willing to hire David Gallant.

 

[niggers]

maybe they hope to embrace the meme to stave off impending bankruptcy

there's no way this is serious

 

[millais]

Sounds like Anthony Burch just found himself a job opening.

 

[RoboticRichardSimmons]

Denton must really be wanting to piss off everyone before his ship goes down in flames until he's left dirt poor giving Anthony Burch rusty trombones for $20.

 

[Tranhuviya]

can't wake up

 

[Andy27]

Basically, imagine if there were a Gawker for women. Then, imagine a version of that, but for men.

Silly Denton, a Gawker version for men already exists: www.rooshv.com

 

[Chefbot]

Someone should force Nick Denton to stop wasting Hulk Hogan's money.

 

[c-no]

If Denton thinks this will save him, it's about as likely as ADF becoming woman. Any attempts of him at trying to salvage Gawker aren't going to work.

 

[spaps]

So they've turned to self-parody as a last ditch effort to save themselves from bankruptcy. It's almost too pathetic to find funny (the key word there being "almost.") How long until Denton commits suicide, I wonder?

 

[ccoinhoarder]

I mean, a mainstream men's interest site that isn't golf, watches, mediocre pinups, and cigars would be cool.

This just feels like the brainchild of a man having some sort of liberal fever-dream as his subconscious tries to assemble various nu-male talking points into a coherent "thing" that could vomit out some cash from an audience of bearded white men that wear scarves and dabble in gamedev.

 

[Positron]

It seems it is another retarded attempt to "take back the term", the way filthy HIV+ hos want to take back the term "slut".

 

[CumDumpster]

It seems it is another retarded attempt to "take back the term", the way filthy HIV+ hos want to take back the term "slut".

Or how NeverTrumpers tried to give a positive connotation to "Cuck".

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

....Wonder if they are willing to hire David Gallant

Anyone willing to hire Gallant better be ready to get cucked out of all the money he's gonna lose them.

 

[HG 400]

Anyone willing to hire Gallant better be ready to get cucked out of all the money he's gonna lose them.

It's Hulk Hogan's money now.

 

[xXRonPaul_42020Xx]

http://thecuck.gawker.com/incest-was-really-having-a-moment-in-2015-1785160093

Incest, on the other hand, is a snap to grasp: It’s just sex with someone who shares a bunch of your genotype. So? Unlike the truly depraved and scatalogical kinks, you can have incest without even realizing it’s incest. It’s a purely conceptual sin, a paper transgression, something we’ve been taught to fear for the sake of fear. The looming possibility of hemophilia or freakish dolphin children is a canard in the age of birth control; fuck your kin, maybe, but absolutely don’t make a family with them. Everything short of incestuous procreation is harmless, and very possibly great—unlike having someone’s entire head pushed against a butt.

Burn it all down.

 

[niggers]

http://thecuck.gawker.com/incest-was-really-having-a-moment-in-2015-1785160093


Burn it all down.

show this to CWC

BARBAYYYYYY

 

[MightyBiteySnake]

http://thecuck.gawker.com/incest-was-really-having-a-moment-in-2015-1785160093


Burn it all down.

Dear lord let this be some kind of sick parody.

Otherwise, we're done for. Humanity's on the way of the dodo folks, it was nice knowing you all.

 

[tehpope]

Did I just die and my mind is imagining this? Both the name of the site and the incest article.

 

[Pikimon]

I thought you people were joking about this, and yet here we are.

 

[Positron]

I mean a chic sort of incest

I presume there is a chic sort of bestiality and a chic sort of pedophilia too?