LGBT GAYBAR CWC Starts A Nuclear War On The Dance Floor. Footage of Chris Dancing. -
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1st vid: no comment.
2nd vid: gotta love how Stinky Winky just stands there awkwardly waiting to make that tip.
3rd vid: wonder if he crashed through the wall while staggering off-screen at the end of that vid.
2nd vid: gotta love how Stinky Winky just stands there awkwardly waiting to make that tip.
3rd vid: wonder if he crashed through the wall while staggering off-screen at the end of that vid.
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Good to see Chris's dancing skills haven't improved any since the olden days.
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These videos prove once more that all Chris' gender change will accomplish is him ending up a spinster instead of a bachelor.
I wanna see @Hulk Hogan response on this. He could be one of the bar performers, i guess.
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Jesus Christine Superstar.
The more things change...
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Chris trying to spin his partner while dancing will never not be hilarious. It's like watching a little boy try to rip a Barbie doll's arms off.
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Way too much to dissect here. Awful middle-schooler-grinding-for-the-first-time dance moves and his Mr. Peanut/Carl from Jimmy Neutron body shape aside, I found it hilarious how he awkwardly held his hand out to give the performer a tip...and then waved them over...and then stood up...and then followed said performer, and then tried to interrupt their performance by walking up to them, giving the tip, and trying to start a conversation with them.
I feel like in Chris' mind, he legitimately thinks he's some sort of "protagonist" in life, and that everyone who isn't relevant to his life is some sort of NPC/robot.
I feel like in Chris' mind, he legitimately thinks he's some sort of "protagonist" in life, and that everyone who isn't relevant to his life is some sort of NPC/robot.
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this is the worst Chris Chan video yet. holy content. great work
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I actually thought the chick in purple dancing was Chris for a second. Haha, I'm so fucking naive.
Hi those videos have been up for a while. They were posted by heyyyJackiePie a few weeks ago. Here's the link. He said I could mirror them so there ya go.
I wonder if Chris gets sensory overload from all those colored and spinning lights.
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I knew I had seen them before. I'm super drunk and thought I was clairvoyant or something for a second.
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I was going to give you a late, but I'm a sucker for the Electric Six mention.
I'm going to call everybody. Chris is the reason for the "white people can't dance" thing. In his case it's true.
I laughed for five solid minutes, I needed that so badly. Thank you based Chris. 
Way to be awkward in everything you do, Chris.
Those poor performers, especially the one in the second clip. Seriously, unless they invite you up you keep your ass seated and wait your turn. If they don't come to you then there's probably a reason. Everything Chris touches turns to suck.
How much cringing do you think was going on in that crowd?
Those poor performers, especially the one in the second clip. Seriously, unless they invite you up you keep your ass seated and wait your turn. If they don't come to you then there's probably a reason. Everything Chris touches turns to suck.
How much cringing do you think was going on in that crowd?
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