GAYmous: tumblr the band -

[CatParty]

https://www.facebook.com/gaymousband (digging through their fb the lead singer loves to post their feelings)
https://plus.google.com/110649004578561475524/about
http://www.gaymousband.com/
https://twitter.com/gaymousband

fun game: try to spot every tumblr trope in their videos:

Published on Sep 14, 2015
Queer synth pop duo GAYmous takes you to the magical femme disco witch sex coven of your dreams as singer Pizza Cupcake seduces a sexy new witch recruit with spells, choreographed dances, and kinky rituals.

Follow GAYmous on Facebook (https://www.facebook.com/gaymousband), Instagram (@gaymous), and Twitter (@gaymousband). Website: www.gaymousband.com

Director: Fivestar
Editor: Ghostfame
Assistant Camera: Sadie Shaw
Photographer: Grace Mendenhall
PA: Smith Koy Smith

Cast:

GAYmous:
Pizza Cupcake
FXBoi
FXBoi’s Hair

Leading femme: Sara "CalzonePastry" Elaine

Dancer, witch, and choreographer: Alanna Kelly

Dancers/witches:

Coral Feigin
Danielle Folingsley
Manflora
Neve Be

Pizza Cupcake’s Costume:
Size Queen Clothing

ooohhhhh

http://www.autostraddle.com/video-gaymous-gives-me-seriously-not-pretend-feelings-251343/

 

[MasterDisaster]

Lock your doors, kill your pets and drink some bleach, kids; the internet is over.

 

[tomgirl4life]

Pizza Cupcake's stomach has 3 separate and distinct rolls. And FXboi is wearing clothes that are somehow loose and too tight at the same time. It's like someone took and 80s song, gayed it up with weird looking fat women and through in some handicapped flailing instead of dancing.

What the actual fuck?

Also, is that you Jordman?

 

[DoshesToDoshes]

Everybody's looking away... except for that one guy.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Fitting that the one named "Pizza cupcake" looks like they're gonna eat the others. That old "penis cupcake" Team Fortress 2 meme from years back shared similar habits.

Seriously though, this is painfully bad on a really weird level, and I cannot currently describe how, yet I do know why. Still though, holy shit, ha hah!

...What has been seen cannot be unseen.

 

[TheLateGreatBate]

They seem to be the not-as-good answer to the question nobody asked: What if Yazoo were SJWs?

 

[TL 611]

Jesus christ they're so weird its painful.

 

[Bad Dog]

Welp. This exists... Ah.

 

[YI 457]

Why.

This doesn't have any artistic value. Any thoughtful content. And this cosmic queer gangbang pointless clusterfuck it's not the worst we've ever seen. Still, fucking why. I dunno, at least they're not throwing menstrual blood at that fat fuck.

That fucking face is gonna be in my nightmares.

 

[CatParty]

at least they're not throwing menstrual blood at that fat fuck.

i think you just wrote their next video

 

[Big Nasty]

Jesus christ they're so weird its painful.

This is like something from a Clive Barker story.

How many of them are trannies? I guess that the skinny ones are trannies and the fat ones are chicks.

 

[GG Allin]

I think the fact that this abomination of a 'band' actually has 'fans' scares me more than their Fruity Loops-beats and lyrics my six year old cousin could have written.

 

[AN/ALR56]

What the fuck man,and they are fucking up one of my favorite musical styles and 80s sinthetic singing.
WHY

 

[Dr. Meme]

This cured my homosexuality.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

In their attempts to make a unique name for themselves, they've only succeeded in portraying the least flattering stereotypes of lesbianism. There are certain things that should not be embraced.

Also, it's kind of sad that not one of the twelve people working on this are competent songwriters.

 

[Lacquer Head]

Its like a combination of The village People, The B-52s and people who got kicked off the biggest Loser after being hit with a glitter bomb.

 

[Soew]

don't think this was posted https://instagram.com/gaymous/

i feel like at some point in my life i need to make a pilgrimage down to San Fran so i can IRL tell an ever growing list of people to kill themselves.

 

[Mostly Useless]

This reminds me of some wicca radfem band I found way back. Except this is just outright awful as opposed to just cringeworthy.

 

[Jack Of Knives]

There are no words for this, save 'what the fuck'.

 

[Pickle Inspector]

I think the fact that this abomination of a 'band' actually has 'fans' scares me more than their Fruity Loops-beats and lyrics my six year old cousin could have written.

SJWism is always about who you are rather than anything else, saying you dislike the band for any reason would probally get you labeled truscum.