Skitzocow Gene Ray / Otis Eugene Ray - The "Time Cube" guy

[Judge Holden]

Ok members of the cwcki lolcow subforum, we have had a wild ride since this place was created. We have immersed ourselves on various well known netizens of unsound mind and bloated ego, we have mocked and pilloried the most talentless artists and their fandoms, we have reaquainted ourselves with old friends like Ahuvia and crazy gail, we delved into the loveshy depths to find just how pathetic the delusion of entitlement to china can make some men, we have discussed the various political or religious whackjobs and their inane worldviews, we have even plunged into the dark abyss of depravity, and not just found the disgusting like Pamperchu, but the pure, repulsive evil that is Nick Bates.

Now, having so recently had this sanctuary plunged into genuinely dark and disturbing territory with the discussions of bates and the more insane loveshies having made even going here a descent into rage and madness, I think since we have mapped out the furthest boundary of lolcows in terms of evil, its high time we venture back into the realm of pure bugfuck insanity to see just how crayzay lolcows can be.

Enter Gene Ray.

Wisest Human, Above all gods, Doctor of Cubism, and the creator of the unified theory of everything, Time cube theory

There is literally no way to describe this guy and his beliefs/ideology/insanity. He is basically a VERY bad tempered, insane, angry, insane, bigoted, insane, egotistic, insane, self important, and did i mention FUCKING INSANE old man who clearly has some form of schizophrenia or similar mental illness, and has in his increasing senility taken to the internet to log everything that pops into his head as a divine testament of lovecraftian madness.

You think im being a little hard on the guy? well there is a reason for that. Just to prove to me how mad our species really is, he was able to get himself a true believer, another mentally ill man who in fact made a documentary on him (first part here)

[youtube]LVTk81HGb2s[/youtube]

and basically worshipped the ground he walked on. Gene responded after being led to believe he was "more popular" than gene himself by disowning and threatening him, driving him eventually to suicide.

http://jmscult.com/forum/index.php?topic=333.0

So we have ourselves here a certified arsehole who just so happens to be the craziest guy on the internet. An ideal candidate in my mind for the lolcow board

Now without further ado brothers and sisters, prepare to immerse yourselves in the healing rivers of pure schizophrenia, and let it wash away the nightmares of the other threads

http://www.timecube.com/

(more resources here)

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Gene_Ray
http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Time_cube
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TimeCube
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/the-time-cube
https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Time_Cube
https://twitter.com/Wisest_Human

 

[random_pickle]

I stopped reading when I got to the suicide.

I think this song fits him the most right now:

[youtube]GPiUuGLOSkU[/youtube]

 

[Tim Buckley]

After reading the rational wikia article I concluded he is less of a lolcow than a psychotic guy who needs psychiatrical help.

 

[A Random]

This is incomplete without this.

http://nullreferer.com/?http://www.inso ... eneray.htm

 

[Long Sun]

After reading the rational wikia article I concluded he is less of a lolcow than a psychotic guy who needs psychiatrical help.

That could fit most people who are called lolcows at lest he's the funny kind of insane rather then the Nick bate kind

 

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

Belly-Button Is the Signature

Of Your Personal Creator -

I Believe Her Name Mama.

I am so glad someone has started a Time Cube thread on here. Whenever I need a good dose of hilarious WTFery I go right to good old Time Cube! Though, it's so convoluted and crazy that it's a bit like staring into the sun. Believe me, a quick glance will do 'ya. It's too much to try to take in at once.

 

[PacSol]

Hasn't he actually been diagnosed with paranoid schizophrenia?

 

[Sailor Haumea]

Folks, we've lost a lolcow. Gene Ray passed away on March 18, 2015, at the age of 87.

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/178435720/otis-eugene-ray

However, his legacy lives on, as one brave soul preserved Time Cube for posterity:

http://timecube.2enp.com/

 

[Yeeb-Renzo]

Folks, we've lost a lolcow. Gene Ray passed away on March 18, 2015, at the age of 87.

https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/178435720/otis-eugene-ray

However, his legacy lives on, as one brave soul preserved Time Cube for posterity:

http://timecube.2enp.com/

He's been dead for 2 years and we never noticed? I would contact mods to mark this as Inactive, but this thread has practically been dead for 4 years that I'm not even sure if labeling this as Inactive is gonna make a difference other than informing others that "this cow is dead."

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Let us not forget that @Brad Watson_Miami is Gene's True and Honest apostle. Gene's legacy lives on.

 

[Super Collie]

If you've got 45 minutes to kill, Down The Rabbit Hole has a great video on the complete history of Time Cube:

Gene Ray came from a real shitty family situation, and in the 1970's was such a big fan of the game of marbles that he wrote a book about it. (In the video he also draws some weird parallels between Time Cube and marbles.)

Kinda sad really. He was clearly schizophrenic or something and needed help.

 

[XYZpdq]

There was something about discovering his death a while back, I think I made a joke about people visiting his grave like Jim Morrison's.

 

[CausticMinory]

And unlike most cows he had a family that came around to see him and they seemed like they really loved him. Just watching that video and seeing his grandkids come over just to spend time with him was really really sweet.