Megathread General Questions and Discussion - Questions and discussions surrounding Yaniv not suited for a specific thread.

[2nd_time_user]

Sure there is chatter, but Miriam strikes me as someone who really doesn't care what others think. Besides, do you think this has actually made it to the congregation? Wouldn't surprise me if they were oblivious to all this. Sure, this forum has amplified it all through discussion, but overall, those two arseholes would just be seen as nuisances right now. And, again, no mainstream media coverage, and most people with IRL issues that don't extend to social media don't pay that much attention to what's reported on twitter and facebook.




Honestly, I think BW playing the "they're jews" card is just a form of racism or anti=semitism. "They're Jews, their community should deal with them." No, actually, the law should deal with them. Maybe BW isn't an anti-semite, but saying things like that will get him hits and visits.

I'm sure the congregation isn't really all that concerned about this. In fact, if Jon is ever arrested and sent to jail, they would likely just carry on with Miriam. Lots of congregations all over the world have congregants whose children may be in jail. They support the parents if they can. In this case, they don't seem to be bothered by Miriam's actions and The Rebel is not well liked in the jewish community, anyway.

What do you want his religion to do to him? Draw and quarter him in a town square?

People have to take these two to court, and win. That's about it. The penalties will likely be relatively small, but may be enough to wipe the Yanivs off of any social media spotlight.

BW only talked about how JY is making TW look bad. I'm saying her logic also extends to Jews and specifically that synagogue that Miriam goes to.

To say this is inherently anti-Semitic is incorrect. No one is saying every Jew believes like JY. But every Catholic I know has been asked informally about what they think about the priests scandal and their reaction has been that yeah, there's a problem and yeah, we've brought it up.

 

[Weeb Slinger]

It seems inevitable that Lifetime TV will eventually produce a feature-length dramatisation of the wax my balls saga, with Yaniv cast in the role of persecuted heroine.

'Wax My Balls' seems like too crude a title for Lifetime, while the more family-friendly 'Wax My Legs' is just confusing. It will probably be called something bland and inoffensive like: My Name is NOT Jonathan: The Jessica Yaniv Story.

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I think the opening scene should take place in a public swimming pool, with dreamy slow-motion footage of children diving and splashing about in the water. A pair of cannon-balling kids cross paths in mid-air. Framed in the widening space between them, we see part of Jonathan Yaniv, on the opposite side of the pool, beaming creepily across the water. He is perched on his mobility scooter, in a red, one-piece bathing costume that is clearly inspired by Baywatch. He is the lifeguard.

A young girl who has been swimming underwater comes up coughing and spluttering. Yaniv trundles over and reaches down towards her:

“Take my hand, sweetie.”

The girl's mother moves in:

“Come away from that man, Katy.”

Even in his role as changing room supervisor, tampon fitter and administrator of the kiss of life to children who might be drowning, Yaniv is misgendered and regarded as a figure of mistrust by his peers.

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All biopics will boil down the life of their subjects to a handful of easy to follow plot-lines and characters. With this in mind, the villains in the film will be an unwed mother and her delinquent teenage son (based respectively on WGkitty and Null) who live in the same building as Yaniv and run a website, called Kookaburra Orchard, where they smear and ridicule transgendered people. (At one point an incredulous police officer, played by Maynard James Keenan, will remark: “Kookaburra Orchard? That sounds like an Australian Winery.”)

Although Yaniv's claims of harassment will be treated with open disregard by the owners of his apartment building and the local police, it will be revealed that he is working for both parties undercover. His daily seizures and bouts of couch-fainting are a ruse to summon an ambulance where he can communicate with his handlers in private.

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A chase scene early in the film, after transphobic graffiti is sprayed on the front door of Yaniv's apartment, will end with him collapsing in a corridor following the sudden onset of his period. He will crawl to the door of the nearest apartment, leaving a trail of blood in his wake, begging the female occupant to staunch the bleeding with a tampon, which he is too weak to insert himself.

There will also be a tense moment where Yaniv attempts to install a hidden camera outside WGkitty's apartment before she returns home.

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Yaniv will be portrayed as vulnerable, but with a tough outer shell. In one scene, where he is drinking with his undercover cop buddies at a local dive bar, he will announce “I'm off to join the queue for the ladies room and take a sit-down piss.”

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Jonathan's controversial racism will be presented as a crusade against illegal immigrants.

In a scene soundtracked by The Who classic 'The Seeker', Yaniv, who has been deputised by Canadian immigration officials, will lead a raid on a Sikh temple where a banquet for the homeless of Toronto is underway. He will plough his mobility scooter through the tables of food, holding his crutch out like a lance, as if he is a knight at a joust.

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The climatic scene will be a showdown between WGkitty and Yaniv on the roof of their apartment building. During the struggle, Yaniv will be knocked off his mobility scooter and onto the ground.

WGkitty pulls a revolver out of her purse:

“I'm going to do what I should have done the first time I laid eyes on you.”

What WGkitty has failed to take into account is that, when Yaniv's scooter detects that its rider has dismounted, it circles back around, in this instance running into her, knocking her off-balance and over the side of the building.

Yaniv spits out a mouthful of blood and drags himself in his torn purple ballgown to the edge, where he gazes down on the lifeless body of WGkitty, who is splayed out on the courtyard flagstones below:

“I always knew you'd fall for me eventually.”

There will be a supplementary scene where we see Null being led away in handcuffs to a waiting police car. The mother who spurned Yaniv in the first scene of the film will send her little girl over to hug him.

Obviously I'm just brainstorming ideas. We'll need to talk to Cybill Shepherd's people about her playing Jonathan Yaniv, and we will need to find out who the current bad boy in the Mickey Mouse Club is, so we have someone to play Null.

In hindsight I have given this too much thought. Thank you for reading this overlong and exceptional thread.

Please add any of your own ideas for the film below.

 

[XQ 076]

This is autistic as fuck and I love it.

Needs a tragic scene where Yaniv’s anorexia becomes too much to bear and Mama Yaniv tries to force feed him some Five Guys, a la A Secret Between Friends.

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

I'd write it as if Yaniv was a friend of all immigrants, helping some escape a Warsaw Ghetto uprising like scenario in Trump's America to Canada and battling Canadian Nativists led by Wilhelm Gustavus Kitty, played by one of the actors who played a Klansman in Mississippi Burning. Kitty would take directions from Trump telling him to hunt down escapees and return them for 'special treatment' with the scene ending with a close of up his face shouting 'Hail Trump! Hail our People! Hail Victory!' to his massed legions of stormtroopers while he sodomizes a brown slave girl.

In the finale, Yaniv would tell Kitty 'The time for old, straight white guys like you is over, Kitty! You don't own women's bodies anymore!' and then a load of freed brown slavegirls would let him body surf on them like Dany in Game of Thrones.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Still not the dumbest Lifetime movie.

 

[Chad Nasty]

Id want a scene where he breaks down crying on his scooter saying "why wont they wax my balls??"

 

[Short Stack]

With the musical score supplied by a punk band

the Transvestite Tampons

 

[A Pare A Teeth]

Yaniv spits out a mouthful of blood and drags himself in his torn purple ballgown to the edge, where he gazes down on the lifeless body of WGkitty, who is splayed out on the courtyard flagstones below:

“I always knew you'd fall for me eventually.”

Blaire White is just entering the building to find our hero when WGkitty lands like jam, and his her dainty feet get splashed red - our hero’s favourite colour. Blaire gazes up at fat boy our hero and in response to Jon’s (very funny) last line whispers back “oh yes Jon - I fell for you”

Cue soft focus fade to dull mustard while birds drop out of the sky and violins screech.

This will be the lead in to LifeTime dramatisation part two - Becoming Blaire Yaniv

 

[din365]

He will probably try to take a shady rub and tug to the BCHR for "denying his tranny rights" or something, and will probably just end up disappearing. Or "she" will inevitably take a legal juggernaught to the kangaroo court, appeal to a real court, and put this tranny crusade to bed and slap "her" with a lawsuit for her trouble and bankrupt "her" with their legal costs of their high-priced lawyers.

 

[Chad Nasty]

He will probably try to take a shady rub and tug to the BCHR for "denying his tranny rights" or something, and will probably just end up disappearing. Or "she" will inevitably take a legal juggernaught to the kangaroo court, appeal to a real court, and put this tranny crusade to bed and slap "her" with a lawsuit for her trouble and bankrupt "her" with their legal costs of their high-priced lawyers.

lol "grabbing my penis is not gender-affirming care"

 

[Gustav Schuchardt]

What if the dimensional merge already happened and JY is an OC of some hateful autist's fan-fiction of CWC.

I've often thought that JY is like a super dark parody of Chris Chan.

 

[Munchma Quchi]

I've often thought that JY is like a super dark parody of Chris Chan.

Like if CWC were actually lawful evil instead of chaotic neutral