Megathread General Questions and Discussion - Questions and discussions surrounding Yaniv not suited for a specific thread.

[Chicken Picnic]

I'll take "dad of a child he tries to tampon beats the shit out of him" for $50

 

[RE 374]

Falls off his scoot scoot into oncoming traffic.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

Vigilante justice

 

[Cure Milquetoast]

Starvation after his mom dies and he can't cook for himself.

 

[SourDiesel]

I think this thread should've been called "100 ways to off yourself with tampons".

Anyway, I vote for angry immigrant woman's husband and his friends pay him a visit and when the police half-heartedly investigate, nobody saw nuffin.

 

[Flake452]

Shoving a hanger up his arse trying to abort his imaginary baby.

 

[Hello Peenyo]

Boating accident on the way to an island to teach a 12-year-old girl the ways of the 'sword'.

 

[Junkail]

On the toilet.

 

[Hongourable Madisha]

Miriam eventually flips and can't take his shit any more, kills him, exhumes the rest of the clan and flees the country with their remains hidden inside the scooter. Or has him stuffed so he can be with her 24 hours a day, forever.

 

[Hambubger]

Electrocution by way of anal dildo at 3:56 of the first round

 

[RavenCrow]

He goes completely crazy, murders his mom, skins her and wears her as a coat, then jumps off a nearby bridge to his death.

 

[TaimuRadiu]

heart attack due to excessively clogged arteries from eating nothing but kosher fried food on his tugboat

 

[Maskull]

What if Jessica was your girl friend?

 

[TheBlackVolga]

What if Jonathan had a child with Gwen Hartley, mother of the Hartley Hooligans?

 

[JaneThough]

What if Jessica was your girl friend?

I’d wonder how I went blind.

 

[Maskull]

I’d wonder how I went blind.

Syphilis, maybe.

 

[JaneThough]

Syphilis, maybe.

 

[Maskull]

Septicemia as caused by leaving tampon too long in his asshole.

 

[Okami Green]

Falls off his scoot scoot into oncoming traffic.

Damn, you beat me to it! I would add on that someone may have some involvement in pushing Yaniv from the scooter... This is all hypothetical of course

 

[Captain Howdy]

Through 'Cultural Enrichment' definitely.

This retard is going to enter into the wrong salon and get jumped and stuffed into a barrel, or picked up along the road and stuffed into the back of a car and beaten to death. The impunity that he goes on the way he does is going to enflame a Middle-Eastern culture with bigger balls than Yaniv (and certainly the average Canadian) and end up getting his skull smashed in.