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BlueArmedDevil

They said this bomb was clean
True & Honest Fan
Working himself into a shoot
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XYZpdq

fbi most wanted sskealeaton
True & Honest Fan
Twitter is literally the worst thing to ever happen to humanity.

I liked wrestlers a lot more when I didn't see them sperging about nonsense online.

Less tweeting and more coked up & bat shit crazy promos please.
Twitter could have been so great for wrasslin.
"here's me shit talking my in-ring opponent for sentence or two and maybe link to me cutting a promo" and "here's where you can see me next"
was it that fucking hard
 

Dang Woodchucks!

The Haachama Heresy
Twitter could have been so great for wrasslin.
"here's me shit talking my in-ring opponent for sentence or two and maybe link to me cutting a promo" and "here's where you can see me next"
was it that fucking hard
I mean, there are a few that do exactly that... but then again, they're not lolcows and thus off-topic, so we're stuck with the jabroni marks.
 
Remember when Dominik Dijakovic kept shitting on Omega on the Insiderz podcast? Now going after one of the mid-card products being groomed for the future (Sammy) and indirectly discrediting the indie scene? That "5-Star" match from a random PWG years ago still lives in this dudes head, whilst he burns bridges. Once he is released, who'd want to deal with a guy that spergs out at the smallest of comments?
 
Twitter could have been so great for wrasslin.
"here's me shit talking my in-ring opponent for sentence or two and maybe link to me cutting a promo" and "here's where you can see me next"
was it that fucking hard
It could have. But now we have dudes on two different shows, who will likely never face each other, starting shit. I can bet you Donovan got a call from a suit saying to stop that shit, because in Vince's mind, nothing outside WWE exists. This was a DM type of thing, but T-Bar had to be a butter soft bitch about it.

Also: don't promote shit that will never happen.
 

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Kyle Avgvstvs, Antifvs Maximvs. AVE KYLE
Don Callis interviews give me serious Eric Bischoff once he revealed he was a member of the nWo vibes. That's not a bad thing, Bischoff before the whole thing was ran into the ground was gold cutting heel promos for the new world organization of wrestling.

Too bad that instead of Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, the Giant, Randy Savage etc., Callis has McFingerbang, the Old Bucks, and Gallows/Anderson to work with.
 

Pentex

You're Ridin' With Biden...STRAIGHT TO HELL!
Twitter could have been so great for wrasslin.
"here's me shit talking my in-ring opponent for sentence or two and maybe link to me cutting a promo" and "here's where you can see me next"
was it that fucking hard
Pronouns-in-Bio-Twitter-Wrestling Fan: "Yikes, sweaty! You saying you're going to kick somebody's ass is really triggering the PTSD I got from surviving Gamergate. How about you apologize before I get my activist tranny squad to do a run in on your timeline?"
 

Anonymus Fluhre

No man fears what he has seen grow
It's sad when a wrestler should just delete any evidence he was a wrestler in the first place and find a job in catering sine he spends so much time there. He's been an embarrassment ever since he put on a mask.

I mean, there are a few that do exactly that... but then again, they're not lolcows and thus off-topic, so we're stuck with the jabroni marks.
Sammy mostly does that, same with a good number of indie and AEW guys. WWE still doesn't know how to use Twitter, and neither do their wrestlers and blowup dolls

Also: don't promote shit that will never happen.
Vince hates it when you self promote matches
 

XYZpdq

fbi most wanted sskealeaton
True & Honest Fan
He doesn't care too much when wrestlers from other promotions talk, its promoting matches anywhere he has an issue with. Doesn't matter if it's within his roster or outside of it.
hey now, can't have the marks caring about a match _too_ much
 

Francis York Morgan

FBI Special Agent
True & Honest Fan
Sammy mostly does that, same with a good number of indie and AEW guys. WWE still doesn't know how to use Twitter, and neither do their wrestlers and blowup dolls
Well, Orton seems to know how to use it to bury guys six feet deep once he's got a couple of Bud Limes in the system. As much as I hate his boring ass, him slapping Ciampa around on Twitter like that was hilarious shit.
 

Dang Woodchucks!

The Haachama Heresy
Don Callis interviews give me serious Eric Bischoff once he revealed he was a member of the nWo vibes. That's not a bad thing, Bischoff before the whole thing was ran into the ground was gold cutting heel promos for the new world organization of wrestling.

Too bad that instead of Hulk Hogan, Kevin Nash, Scott Hall, the Giant, Randy Savage etc., Callis has McFingerbang, the Old Bucks, and Gallows/Anderson to work with.
About the only real difference is size. I do think they're talented, but the Bucks started living the gimmick so much they actually became the thing they mocked, and I've already gave my view on Kenny Omegle.

The weirdest part of all this to me is... Callihan and Eric Young seem to not give a flying fuck these guys are muscling on their turf when they're both gunning for the top heel spot in Impact.

I'm going to watch Hard to Kill, and I really hope whoever shoot runs Impact isn't seriously going to bury their boys just so the Elite can suck their own dicks and go "heh, nothin' personnel, kid" on another promotion's time.
 
The weirdest part of all this to me is... Callihan and Eric Young seem to not give a flying fuck these guys are muscling on their turf when they're both gunning for the top heel spot in Impact.
It's bad booking, but decent character work from Callihan and Young. Why would they give a shit if these guys are running in and doing their dirty work for them?

I say bad booking because eventually they will have to get involved because they're top guys, and then it turns someone face because "protect this house". The same goofiness happened with the NWO. DDP was a full heel with a really shitty storyline (won the lotto, lost it all at a bingo parlor, homeless, and a mysterious benefactor a la Great Expectations...fuck Jim Herd), but when the NWO comes along he now rallies the troops...to weekly losses for almost a year.
 

Salubrious

Feelin' Healthy
So long as he's dabbing on people younger and smaller who shouldnt be there like Marko Stunt I have no problem with Brodie Jr being around every week on Dark or Dynamite

I guess Kenny Omega needs propped up so bad to be top heel they had to bring back the BC not just hire Callis
The original video has been taken down for copyright, but Omega wrestled a 9 year old girl (Haruka) in 2011.

It was funny, because when Riho made her AEW debut, people questioned whether she was the same girl Kenny wrestled all those years ago.
 

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