George Costanza -

[Ariel]

Spoiler

Yeah, I’m a great quitter. It’s one of the few things I do well. I come from a long line of quitters. My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter… I was raised to give up.

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

This just made my day. You rock, @Ariel

 

[Vitriol]

Slow day on the farms?


Edit; this thread was featured once upon a time!

 

[EI 903]

Any man who tries to combine food, sex, and television is a hero to us all. Not since the Moops invaded Spain was such bold vision combined with the will to get things done.

 

[Van Darkholme]

I named my HDD filled with porn and anime "Costanza".

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

 

[CatParty]

 

[Bogs]

 

[drtoboggan]

I work for Vandelay Industries.

 

[Golly]

A stout, balding man who lives with his parents constantly scores dates with above average women. George is the hero the loveshies deserve.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Silver]

It takes one hell of a lot of self-awareness, willpower, and pure drive to actively decide to do the opposite of every instinct you have.

 

[Watcher]

It takes one hell of a lot of self-awareness, willpower, and pure drive to actively decide to do the opposite of every instinct you have.

And to realize that every single decision in your life was wrong
and that doing the opposite was right

 

[melty]

It's a Festivus miracle!

 

[Randy Lahey]

Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Silver]

My mom works for a couple news publications and she sent me a quote today that is from one of her publications

We find no error in defendant’s convictions of robbery with a dangerous weapon and the first-degree murder of George Kastansis.

 

[Bogs]

My mom works for a couple news publications and she sent me a quote today that is from one of her publications

That's like discovering Plutonium by accident

 

[WireSponge]

 

[Cable 7]

George Costanza is the gift from god himself.