George Ouzounian v. Asterios Kokkinos (2018) -

[soy_king]

Hey -- someone on some thread asked exactly how I was spending the donations. So here's a little transparency!

Here's my TOTAL LEGAL EXPENSES:

That's every dime I've spent on my amazing lawyer since I was sued around 300 days ago.

I've had to put every dime of it on credit cards. And then, thanks to Maddox, I got fired from my job. But nevertheless I've thrown every goddamn penny I can scrape together at that goddamn legal debt. I eat the shittiest of groceries (think: knockoff foods like "Kalloog's Fruit Holes"), and I barely ever leave the house because leaving the house costs money.

So here's what I've whittled my current legal debtload down to:

These credit cards are ONLY for legal defense. No fucking McNuggets or Netflix accounts or any of that bullshit go on these cards.

I hope that answers that user's question. My name is pretty much the only thing I have left, so I'm not gonna fuck it up by blowing peoples donations on weed or comic books. My plan is: sanction these idiots, countersue these idiots, and get myself some fucking justice.

THEN I'll buy weed and comic books!

Forgive me for asking, but did Weber Shandwick give you severance pay?

 

[DragoonSierra]

Hey -- someone on some thread asked exactly how I was spending the donations. So here's a little transparency!

Here's my TOTAL LEGAL EXPENSES:

That's every dime I've spent on my amazing lawyer since I was sued around 300 days ago.

I've had to put every dime of it on credit cards. And then, thanks to Maddox, I got fired from my job. But nevertheless I've thrown every goddamn penny I can scrape together at that goddamn legal debt. I eat the shittiest of groceries (think: knockoff foods like "Kalloog's Fruit Holes"), and I barely ever leave the house because leaving the house costs money.

So here's what I've whittled my current legal debtload down to:

These credit cards are ONLY for legal defense. No fucking McNuggets or Netflix accounts or any of that bullshit go on these cards.

I hope that answers that user's question. My name is pretty much the only thing I have left, so I'm not gonna fuck it up by blowing peoples donations on weed or comic books. My plan is: sanction these idiots, countersue these idiots, and get myself some fucking justice.

THEN I'll buy weed and comic books!

Aldis and Costco are good prices. Can get an entire bag of knock off Cool Ranch Doritos for $1 at Aldis. They also have an ok $5 Riesling.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Hey -- someone on some thread asked exactly how I was spending the donations. So here's a little transparency!

Here's my TOTAL LEGAL EXPENSES:

That's every dime I've spent on my amazing lawyer since I was sued around 300 days ago.

I've had to put every dime of it on credit cards. And then, thanks to Maddox, I got fired from my job. But nevertheless I've thrown every goddamn penny I can scrape together at that goddamn legal debt. I eat the shittiest of groceries (think: knockoff foods like "Kalloog's Fruit Holes"), and I barely ever leave the house because leaving the house costs money.

So here's what I've whittled my current legal debtload down to:

These credit cards are ONLY for legal defense. No fucking McNuggets or Netflix accounts or any of that bullshit go on these cards.

I hope that answers that user's question. My name is pretty much the only thing I have left, so I'm not gonna fuck it up by blowing peoples donations on weed or comic books. My plan is: sanction these idiots, countersue these idiots, and get myself some fucking justice.

THEN I'll buy weed and comic books!

Good fucking luck man, I feel like Maddox is the kind to home in on you after knowing you got hit the hardest, so the sooner you countersue and win is probably the better.

 

[BrainProlapse]

Good fucking luck man, I feel like Maddox is the kind to home in on you after knowing you got hit the hardest, so the sooner you countersue and win is probably the better.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but if he countersues is there anything he can actually get from Maddox? Seeing as the guy is broke and has back-taxes he owes, no property he owns etc.

 

[AprilRains]

I think he hopes to get money from Landau.

 

[Rausch]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but if he countersues is there anything he can actually get from Maddox? Seeing as the guy is broke and has back-taxes he owes, no property he owns etc.

Aside from whatever soup 'n' snacks funds the cuck has squirreled away - and also getting paid by Landog - there's also the "Maddox" brand which at least one person in the world presumably thinks is worth something. Asterios could then do what he wished with that and the humour potential for those of us following this is enormous. However there are so many people ranting on the Internet now that it's hard to see how to turn it in to any money beyond more supportive Dickbro superchats. The optimal outcome I've seen proposed is that The Best Page In The Universe gets turned in to a literal cuck porn site. But Asterios doesn't strike me as a porn baron or even a porn memer - and good for him. So we may have to just settle for Asterios garnishing George's Utah Arby's wages forever. Maybe being humbled and miserable working a normal person job would actually make George funny. If he after-the-fact writes a book about his hare-brained lolsuit scheme, complete with honest depictions of what he actually thought was going to happen (because who fucking knows how he thought this would play out) then I'd probably at least download the PDF.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Aside from whatever soup 'n' snacks funds the cuck has squirreled away - and also getting paid by Landog - there's also the "Maddox" brand which at least one person in the world presumably thinks is worth something. Asterios could then do what he wished with that and the humour potential for those of us following this is enormous. However there are so many people ranting on the Internet now that it's hard to see how to turn it in to any money beyond more supportive Dickbro superchats. The optimal outcome I've seen proposed is that The Best Page In The Universe gets turned in to a literal cuck porn site. But Asterios doesn't strike me as a porn baron or even a porn memer - and good for him. So we may have to just settle for Asterios garnishing George's Utah Arby's wages forever. Maybe being humbled and miserable working a normal person job would actually make George funny. If he after-the-fact writes a book about his hare-brained lolsuit scheme, complete with honest depictions of what he actually thought was going to happen (because who fucking knows how he thought this would play out) then I'd probably at least download the PDF.

Turn it into a permanent host of this entire embarrassing story. Write it in an entertaining way. Hell, even go crazy and turn it into a Maddox CWCki with supporting media in each article. Then end the footnote with a Patreon and let the minute trickle of donations fund the continuous hosting.

 

[Marvin]

Ahaha, watch, at about 28 minutes in.

It's only a few minutes, so I suggest you watch it yourself.

But if you really, really want it spoiled:

Spoiler

Maddox tries to settle with Asterios for 50% of the biggest debate in the universe, claiming it's worth $45k.

 

[AprilRains]

Hoooooo, a hundred kinds of no.

 

[AnOminous]

Ahaha, watch, at about 28 minutes in.

It's only a few minutes, so I suggest you watch it yourself.

But if you really, really want it spoiled:

Spoiler

Maddox tries to settle with Asterios for 50% of the biggest debate in the universe, claiming it's worth $45k.

That's interesting for Maddox actually realizing he's fucked up and trying to worm his way out of it, and hilarious for the offer. That's like Chris trying to settle one of his criminal cases for a Sonichu medallion and making you an OC in CWCville.

 

[Secret Asshole]

Half of nothing is still nothing. Also lol at something being worth $45k that gets like 70 something views and is mostly dickheads viewing it for new shit to mock Maddox with.

 

[Done]

Half of nothing is still nothing. Also lol at something being worth $45k that gets like 70 something views and is mostly dickheads viewing it for new shit to mock Maddox with.

It's a loloffer from a lolcow who made a lolsuit. So I don't think we should be surprised at all.

 

[Old Albrecht]

Oh my.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Dis gun b gud.

 

[AprilRains]

I'm not sure of the significance. Could someone please expand?

 

[AnOminous]

Oh my.

Probably just a brief document formalizing what's already been decided. Once it's issued is the time to move ahead to the sanctions stuff, so possibly we'll be seeing that motion calendared and briefing schedules announced soon.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

i like that i read Asterios's posts in his voice

 

[JustStopDude]

I worked as bar tender in a major US city. I learn very quickly in this job that lawyers, especially shitty lawyers, have no money. Every fucking time there was a lawyer meeting or whatever at the local expo, I would get shitty tips.

I would doubt if Laudau or however you spell his fucking name, has a fucking dime.

 

[TheWatchfulFurfag]

Maddox's lawsuit has just officially been dismissed with prejudice, In additon to Maddox being ordered to pay $290 filing fees https://iapps.courts.state.ny.us/nyscef/ViewDocument?docIndex=WzAKaYixJU/xxqdAArJeuA==

 

[twattycake]

Maddox's lawsuit has just officially been dismissed with prejudice, In additon to Maddox being ordered to pay $290 filing fees https://iapps.courts.state.ny.us/nyscef/ViewDocument?docIndex=WzAKaYixJU/xxqdAArJeuA==

Can Asterios still proceed with sanctions/countersuit, or does the award for fees mean the whole thing is over as far as the court is concerned?