German forest "Rambo" in camo with bow and arrow, pistol disarms 4 cops raiding his hut -

[TwoDollarPeePeePooPoo]

Somebody airdrop this guy an M60 and 5000 belted rounds of ammunition. He's gonna need them.

 

[Murmur]

This isn't over. Nothing is over. You just don't turn it off. This wasn't his war.

 

[Immortal Technique]

I like how half way through the article google translate just starts calling him a "she" for some reason. That Boogaloo Boi that got arrested for trying to steal the glowies' vests and guns should take notes.

 

[Harvey Danger]

Google translate thinks it's a troon.

 

[Arm Pit Cream]

 

[Harlay de Champvallon]

>170cm ( 5'5)
thats 5'7 not 5'5

Manlet masterrace will restore Germany. Come expected one!

 

[xX Puss Slayer Xx]

dude didnt just threaten em, he 'massively threatened' em. gotta spec in to that move

 

[Damocles_Sword]

Heh heh heh, Let me show you it's features.

 

[DumbDude42]

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dude didnt just threaten em, he 'massively threatened' em. gotta spec in to that move

*teleports behind cops*
*points arrow at head*
pshh
nothin personnel, pig
better drop that revolver, bucko

 

[Intensening Rapeye]

Manlet masterrace will restore Germany. Come expected one!

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Aesthetically, this is flawless.

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

"they drew first blo-" nah just another crazy person.

 

[Freya]

dude is badass

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

5'7? He probably towers over most of his fellow nazis. Most extreme right-wingers seem to be manlets

 

[Spooky Bones]

There is this Afghanistan veteran called Kamil Stanek, who has adopted a female puma named Nubia in Czechia and raised her, but it's illegal to own dangerous animals in Poland, so they came to his house to take her away, and made sure he wouldn't escape by car, so he just escaped with the puma into the forest, and they've mobilized about 200 policemen, including a helicopter and a drone. They've eventually found him, took away the puma to the zoo, but Kamil can still visit her in the zoo.

The zoo has made up a whole bunch of lies about how the puma was being held in a small cage, or that Kamil was threatening the zoo workers that came to take away the puma at his house with a knife, but in fact he was putting it to his throat saying that he'd rather kill himself than give the puma away. And the zoo is blocking comments that say the zoo has lied about the situation or mentioning the shady past of the current director of the zoo, which includes her owning an illegal cat farm (which she wasn't persecuted for even though it was illegal). Also, that zoo director, Ewa Zgrabczyńska, was also criticized for doing a shit job at running the zoo.

Note that I grabbed all of this info from some right wing portal, but I think it covers the story pretty well.

Polish Tiger King, right down to a fued with another crazy zookeeper. I love it.

 

[TFT-A9]

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dude didnt just threaten em, he 'massively threatened' em. gotta spec in to that move

He took the Terrifying Presence perk and made them cower and shit their pants

 

[Cycleye]

I do like this thread. Mini-me Adolf gets the better of 4 cops, and doesnt shit his life up by killing them, and vanishes into the forest all weaponed up becoming german enemy numero uno.
How will this pan out?..... will he go Surviving The Game and take out his pursuers, one by one? vanish and live out life in the forest never to be seen again? or get caught and put in a zoo run by animal abusers?

German word Rausch translates to intoxication.

 

[Bland Crumbs]

You send that many, don't forget one thing...A good supply of wienerschnitzel.

 

[Green Room]

What are German cops armed with? Are they allowed to have guns?

EDIT: According the article "Disarmed" = asked them to lay their weapons down, and they did so. Its not like he did some CQC stuff.

 

[Vecr]

What are German cops armed with? Are they allowed to have guns?

Even the UK police would have sent someone with a gun to a raid, so I would really hope so.

 

[KiwiJoe]

Pure Aryan genes.