Get well soon, Commander -


Fucking destruction
True & Honest Fan
Does this mean that Jace is no longer a "future former wounded marine veteran" now that the "wounded" and "former" parts have come to pass?:(


Just another rancher on The Farms.
We should make Jace a get well card, wishing him a speedy recovery
I quite like this idea, what kind of design should it have? I'm partial to just shopping Jace's face onto a generic get-well-soon card and throwing other things like weed, deagles and dew onto it. We could make a Google doc for all those who want their name on it.


Solid Style State Senzuri
Easiest way to insure the card reaches him is using a metal that isn't picked up right away by metal detection systems and engraving it using a modified engraver to remove any prior methods of tracing, then rub cheese all over it to keep out both the USPS and dogs. USPS is lactose intolerant, this is fact based.


fbi most wanted sskealeaton
True & Honest Fan
So is Real Person Jan sick or is Character Jace sick? Is this still the concussion?

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