GETTING A NEW DOG?!‽ 9/9/2019 - Day 83 of 100

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I've seen a pattern where Becky has to take someone on an extended trip, and Amber has to tag along. I mean JFC who needs a 625lb attention sign everywhere they go.
Can you imagine how awkward it is for Becky? "Are you comin' alone Becky?" ZERO texts back to fam. Pulls up, car leaning like it's limpin'
 

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She said the dog was "obsessed" with her and it could be because she smells. Not trying to be rude but dogs have a much keener sense of smell, some can even sniff out cancer and other illnesses.

"Humans can smell cancer through their own breath in later stages, so it makes sense that dogs can smell cancer in humans at stage zero."

Definitely NOT saying she has cancer but she looks like she's ill in other regards. Also, some things that smell bad to us smell good to dogs- like when they joyously roll around in a pile of hair bun.
 

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She said the dog was "obsessed" with her and it could be because she smells. Not trying to be rude but dogs have a much keener sense of smell, some can even sniff out cancer and other illnesses.

"Humans can smell cancer through their own breath in later stages, so it makes sense that dogs can smell cancer in humans at stage zero."

Definitely NOT saying she has cancer but she looks like she's ill in other regards. Also, some things that smell bad to us smell good to dogs- like when they joyously roll around in a pile of hair bun.
People with untreated diabetes have a specific "fruity" sweet smell around them. The dog probably thought she was a walking frosted treat.
 

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She said the dog was "obsessed" with her and it could be because she smells. Not trying to be rude but dogs have a much keener sense of smell, some can even sniff out cancer and other illnesses.

"Humans can smell cancer through their own breath in later stages, so it makes sense that dogs can smell cancer in humans at stage zero."

Definitely NOT saying she has cancer but she looks like she's ill in other regards. Also, some things that smell bad to us smell good to dogs- like when they joyously roll around in a pile of hair bun.
The dog was most likely so excited because she's new and unfamiliar. Sure, smell may have something to do with it but it's probably just novelty. Most well socialized dogs do the same thing.

And AL would probably overblow it anyway. The dog came over, sniffed and sat on the floor nearby? The dog loved her so much and wouldnt leave me alone!!
 
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right? she hates cooking enough that making her own salads is too much work, but yeah girl let's see you spiralize some fucking vegetables everyday :story:
Right? Why not just buy some spiralized veggies to see if you can even choke them down on a regular basis, hambone? You can buy them fresh or frozen now at wommart.

She actually bought a veggie spiralizer in the Krystle era. She was SHUPER EXCITED then, too. She used it like once. Dumb bitch. That contraption will be on the hoard pile faster than a beanbag in a hurry. 🗑
 

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Right? Why not just buy some spiralized veggies to see if you can even choke them down on a regular basis, hambone? You can buy them fresh or frozen now at wommart.

She actually bought a veggie spiralizer in the Krystle era. She was SHUPER EXCITED then, too. She used it like once. Dumb bitch. That contraption will be on the hoard pile faster than a beanbag in a hurry. 🗑
I don’t think I’ve seen her eat spiralized veggies since that time if at all. I could be wrong, I’ve seen her eat a lot so it all runs together. It seems to me that she wouldn’t have the first clue how to prepare them properly.
 
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