GETTING HEALTHIER!!!!! 10/10/2019 - Amber finally takes Twinkie to the vet!

NomiMalone

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I slo-mo through and read them and found this. Funny as fuck, because I pointed out the same damn thing in a thread here yesterday!

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Oh, but GourmetLynn says that she won't buy those again "because they don't taste as fresh as egg whites you get yourself from an egg." Shouldn't that be Necky's decision, since she has to eat the egg white slop? Everything's always about AL.
 

GargoyleGorl

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They get salads from a salad bar.

Becky's salad:
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Amber's salad, complete with egg slices containing egg yolk that Beggy can't eat:
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AL's entire "journey" summarized in a single scene.

Oh, but GourmetLynn says that she won't buy those again "because they don't taste as fresh as egg whites you get yourself from an egg." Shouldn't that be Necky's decision, since she has to eat the egg white slop? Everything's always about AL.
AL's entire fucking layf summarized in a single quote.
 

Imposter

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Listening to Al lie through her teeth to the vet made me MOTI. Twinkie hardly gets walked otherwise pavement would wear down her claws, the poor animal.
Take solace in the fact the the vet saw through this lie looking at the nail length and the mobidly obese owners. Amber is not aware that there are people outside YT that have critical thinking skills.
 

EmpressOfLucite

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Listening to Al lie through her teeth to the vet made me MOTI. Twinkie hardly gets walked otherwise pavement would wear down her claws, the poor animal.
It also gives us a glimpse into her actual interactions with doctors/vets and how she manipulates them.

"Oh so would 13 be a good weight?"

No you dumb cunt, that's still nearly twice what her weight should be. God forbid anything in your orbit not be a fat blob.

Anyway that salad she made was fucking hilarious :story: especially when she promises there's a ton of spinage underneath - as if that cancels out all the fucking pasta, processed meat and high sodium pickled shit she piled on top. Imagine being in that grocery store and turning the corner to see Amber zooming around the salad bar, spilling out of her scooter while she fingers each of the dishes.
 
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