Gillian/Dave Faust / Curvyrainbowboi / Beautifulrainboweyes / darkmuse03 / Niji Hitomi Iscariot - 32 year old felon who let his child get raped and "Asexual" Kinkster Homestuck Otherkin

[sleepingsquirtle]

http://curvyrainbowboi.tumblr.com
http://beautifulrainboweyes.deviantart.com
http://archiveofourown.org/users/Niji_Hitomi_Iscariot
https://www.furaffinity.net/user/darkmuse03/

Dave was first brought up in the corey/actually--mettaton thread, but honestly he has enough content to warrant it's own.

Let's start with a couple of basics about this....unique individual.

• He's 32 years old, still living with his elderly mother, but is currently dating a 21 year old as well as a 25 year old woman that is his "master"
• Dave identifies as a demi boy asexual, despite having a truly frightening amount of kinks, frequently talking about how he masturbates, and basically never shutting up about his sex life.
• He believes himself to be a professional artist; you can commission him for one of these for only a reasonable 50 dollars!
• His hygiene is rather deplorable; he has gone upwards to a month without showering, and wears shoes that his 13 cats have pissed on.
• He's also otherkin, and while he has no set list of kintypes, he does have a blog.

Some examples of his obsession with sex:

Spoiler: He wants his gf to tie him to the taco bell bike rack

Spoiler: Trans teenagers pegging is HAWT

However, I believe the most horrifying thing about him is how he treats his 11 year old daughter, whom he lost custody of sometime after being charged with felony child endangerment. Thankfully, the kid is mostly taken cared of by her paternal grandparents, though the damage has already been done on the poor kid.

Spoiler: Daves too tired to spend the bare minimum amount of time with his kid :(((

Then there's the fact that he allowed his ex (and the biological father of the child) rape her as well. He's currently in prison for child molestation, and Dave was charged for knowing this and doing nothing about it. Of course, Daves too busy whining about his ptsd to say much (hell, he barely acknowledges her existence).

Spoiler

Spoiler: The dad's face

Some more pics of the hambeast himself (as well as his "art")

Spoiler: And yes, he takes pics of himself shirtless all the time

 

[Feline Darkmage]

It's like Monica Punk had a twin that got hooked on the worst parts of the Homestuck fandom and just gave up even more than Monnie already gave up on life.

 

[sleepingsquirtle]

It's like Monica Punk had a twin that got hooked on the worst parts of the Homestuck fandom and just gave up even more than Monnie already gave up on life.

Speaking of giving up on life, I forgot to add that he has failed college at least seven times.

 

[Pineapple Watermelon]

Well, of course roachpatrol is one of her favorite artists. Thank god this hambeast doesn't have full custody of that kid.

 

[admiral]

Her excuse for not working is so flimsy. Communism, for all its glaring flaws, is about sharing the workload and pitching in for the good of the community, it doesn't mean that you have the right to sit around doing nothing while still reaping the benefits of others work- there's an expectation of contribution.

 

[sleepingsquirtle]

Her excuse for not working is so flimsy. Communism, for all its glaring flaws, is about sharing the workload and pitching in for the good of the community, it doesn't mean that you have the right to sit around doing nothing while still reaping the benefits of others work- there's an expectation of contribution.

He's actually manager at mcdonalds now (which is not helping him with his weight woes), and I can't imagine how horrifying it is to have him as a boss.

He also sees him self as a role model for "up and coming queer kids"

 

[D.Va]

https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/...ef_=cm_sw_r_cp_ep_ws_ncvqyb28S1XKF&pldnSite=1

There's a dozen Nanoblock/Lego ripoff sets in there, but also this:

Is she going to hex us, fellow Kiwis?

 

[GS 281]

This is not what I expected from the name. I was expecting like hips-chan or some shit. What the fuck is this?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

This is not what I expected from the name. I was expecting like hips-chan or some shit. What the fuck is this?

An adult child trying to raise an adult child army for undisclosed, probably nefarious reasons.

 

[sleepingsquirtle]

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https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/...ef_=cm_sw_r_cp_ep_ws_ncvqyb28S1XKF&pldnSite=1

There's a dozen Nanoblock/Lego ripoff sets in there, but also this:

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Is she going to hex us, fellow Kiwis?

Oh god, the witchcraft stuff. Dave claims to have been the head of a coven years ago, and carries around a crystal that he calls "his other bitchy girlfriend" that apparently tried to commit suicide by falling from a table and cracking.

Also, going to his tumblr just directs back to the Google homepage for me? Is it doing anything for you guys too?

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Also, going to his tumblr just directs back to the Google homepage for me? Is it doing anything for you guys too?

Nope, I got on it fine just now.

 

[Autistic Illuminati]

that apparently tried to commit suicide by falling from a table and cracking.

and frankly who can blame this crystal for that ?

his flickr :
https://www.flickr.com/photos/90401456@N03/ (archive.md not working so...)

personnal facebook :
https://www.facebook.com/dave.faust.14?fref=nf

a facebook page for his fanfictions (spectrum writting, because he is on the spectrum) :
https://www.facebook.com/Spectrum-Writing-399646770097143/

another one for the drawing stuff :
https://www.facebook.com/KistuneStudios/

blogspot :
http://thedarkmuse3.blogspot.fr/

some more infos :
https://www.blogger.com/profile/13019054927005922099

i will maybe try to dig up more, he is somewhat easy to find

edit :
and twitter, i don't see that in the OP so...
https://twitter.com/nijihitomi

 

[sleepingsquirtle]

Nope, I got on it fine just now.

Yeah, I asked my friends to see if they could get on, and they had no problem. I think he just ip blocked me lmao.

and frankly who can blame this crystal for that ?

his flickr :
https://www.flickr.com/photos/90401456@N03/ (archive.md not working so...)

personnal facebook :
https://www.facebook.com/dave.faust.14?fref=nf

a facebook page for his fanfictions (spectrum writting, because he is on the spectrum) :
https://www.facebook.com/Spectrum-Writing-399646770097143/

another one for the drawing stuff :
https://www.facebook.com/KistuneStudios/

blogspot :
http://thedarkmuse3.blogspot.fr/

some more infos :
https://www.blogger.com/profile/13019054927005922099

i will maybe try to dig up more, he is somewhat easy to find

edit :
and twitter, i don't see that in the OP so...
https://twitter.com/nijihitomi

Bless u for finding all this; I knew the twitter account was a thing, but since it's just mirroring what he does on tumblr I didn't think it was interesting enough to mention.

Also holy fuck his mom is more ancient than I thought. Her and barb should bond

 

[Autistic Illuminati]

well shit, archive.md wasn't working and it seem that he is reading the thread, he made all private in like 10 minutes.
Dave, why don't you just come here and talk with us ?

also, he seem to be a manager at macdonald and apparently work at this address :
4374 Admiral Peary Hwy, Ebensburg, PA 15931, USA

his facebook tell he is a macdonald manager, he is friend with his fellow employee and after a quick search it's the only mcdonald of ebensburg, where he live

 

[sleepingsquirtle]

well shit, archive.md wasn't working and it seem that he is reading the thread, he made all private in like 10 minutes.
Dave, why don't you just come here and talk with us ?

also, he seem to be a manager at macdonald and apparently work at this address :
4374 Admiral Peary Hwy, Ebensburg, PA 15931, USA

his facebook tell he is a macdonald manager, he is friend with his fellow employee and after a quick search it's the only mcdonald of ebensburg, where he live

I went onto his blog, and I just got the page that shows up whenever you delete your account. My friend says she still sees stuff, so it might just be one of those fake deactivation themes.

I wonder if Dave chugs down gallons of frying oil at his job like this guy did

Well, of course roachpatrol is one of her favorite artists. Thank god this hambeast doesn't have full custody of that kid.

Oh god, he's constantly sucking roachpatrols dick. He'd pester her every once in awhile for advice on how to sell art (unaware that no person with a sense of taste would hang his crap on their walls), and he defended her from the whole pedo thing (which makes his attitude over his kid getting raped even more vile)

(The context was that dave was jizzing himself over a dave cosplayer)

 

[clowney]

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https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/...ef_=cm_sw_r_cp_ep_ws_ncvqyb28S1XKF&pldnSite=1

There's a dozen Nanoblock/Lego ripoff sets in there, but also this:

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Is she going to hex us, fellow Kiwis?

If she doesn't do this Chris chan style I will be profoundly disappointed.

 

[Megapiss]

Speaking of giving up on life, I forgot to add that he has failed college at least seven times.

Holy shit, how do you fuck up that badly? Even CWC managed to graduate.

 

[sleepingsquirtle]

Got some more shit on his obsession on sex, despite being "asexy!!! XD"

His list of fetishes

Oh and his mom is totally abusive u guys (((

Spoiler: why would you talk about this

 

[Megapiss]

His fetlife username is curvyrainbowboi, nothing interesting on there though.

 

[shibbolethal]

thank you so much. this dude deserved a thread.
also, i'm not surprised he's a roachpatrol fan. he reblogged nsfw art of (trans) dave strider fucking john egbert up the butt (with a strapon) and they both looked pretty underage. the tags were pretty gross too. like, goddamn, you're 32 years old and you have a kid, stop drooling over porn of 13 year olds.