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Discussion in 'Phil Burnell / DarkSydePhil' started by Raven'sChild, Nov 22, 2018.

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    "Remember to be around for a stream where you will have to tell me everything i need to do in a game that i will find boring quickly since i won't get enough money playing it!"
     
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    Dragoonism

    Dragoonism Es gibt keine Fakten, nur Interpretationen.

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  2. Still trying to squeeze blood from the stone I see.
     
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    thebonesauce

    thebonesauce The North American Jape

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  3. His career or the game he's currently playing?
     
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    andr0id psycho sho(ker

    andr0id psycho sho(ker I destroy internet memes with my creepy stare!

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  4. hmm
    odd he brings up he knows next to nothing for no reason
    he's either been reading guides
    or he's enticing paypigs to run in and retardedly tip him shit they read on a guide
     
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    ZehnBoat

    ZehnBoat Good for health, Bad for education

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  5. Just like @N0thingICanDo posted:

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  6. Why the fuck is he playing Subnautica? That game has come and gone and the only reason some people are playing it now is because an expansion is on the way. It is also another extremely boring game to watch if the player doesn't know what they are doing.
     
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    Duh.
     
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    actually

    Supervisor True & Honest Fan

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  8. imagine being such a cuck, you feel the need to pay someone to teach them how to do things children can learn on their own.
     
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    ZehnBoat

    ZehnBoat Good for health, Bad for education

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  9. You'll be surprised at how far people are willing to go for even just a measly shout out or have their name scrolling across someone's stream.
     
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  10. I looked him up on Overrustle earlier today, and it's amazing how many times he'll say something in Phil's chat, get ignored, then come back a minute later with the good old cheer50 to make sure the message gets across. For obvious advice in a Lego game for 10 year olds.
     
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  11. Kat loves HANDHELD gaming and CHATTING WITH KIDS

    Phil loves TO-BE-HANDHELD gaming by KIDS IN THE CHAT

    perfect couple, no?

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    N0thingICanDo

    N0thingICanDo I'm Pressing Buttons (show controller)

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  12. That's what makes it depressing. A normal person would see that they are being blatantly ignored unless they throw money into their advice, take the hint and never come back. I would love to live the life of a DSP fanboy for a day, just so I can know how depressing their lives have to be that throwing money at Phil so he'll pretend to care about them is the best part of their life.
     
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  13. Okay this shit has me scratching my head...how do you say you’re obsessed with handheld gaming and your next game is fucking fortnite on switch.....

    Like how do you go from p4g to fortnite and act like there’s some connected line...wouldn’t you try a handheld exclusive game....

    Is kat some kind of mental midget....
     
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  14. Even more ":(" are people who unironically retweet his stream announcements, schedules and upload-tweets. A sincere retweet means the tweet is super awesome, funny, you can correlate with it, or has the potential to be very interesting for the wide public. Who cares, unless you want to make fun of it!?

    Woah, he uploads his stream now and he had fun and it was chill. RETWEET!

    Here is Phil's schedule which won't interest anyone who follows me. RETWEET!

    Now Phil, the wonderboy of entertainment, starts his "Live Stream", the world has to know. RETWEET! Okay I can accept this one, if you like someone's work it's a nice move tell your followers you can check him out right now. But you still have to be autistic to unironically tell people you are a fan of fap boy.
     
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    #175 Wurstbrot, Feb 11, 2019
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    Wurstbrot

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  15. "The F Word" :story:

    That's the single most boomer thing I've ever read.
     
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    Pubic Enemy #1

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  16. DSP:i heard three children cuss on fortnite *clutches pearls* what a horrid game, this made made children TAHXIC

    also DSP on any game he isn't a shill of: FUCK YOU DOOD!

    dsp is one step away from SHITTY FORTNITE CAUSES SCHOOL SHOOTINGS DOOD!!!
     
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    ZehnBoat

    ZehnBoat Good for health, Bad for education

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    Not Blizzard, Activision/Blizzard. So I guess you're done playing Blackout or any future Call of Duty games, right Phil? Has he EVER gotten a gaming news story correct on the first try?
     
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  18. Additionally, for DSP to complain about anyone using people to get rich is really beyond the pale.
     
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    Pargon

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  19. Twitch laid off 25 people last year, think he will talk shit about that?
     
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    ReentryPhantom

    ReentryPhantom Need that money to pay my bills...

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