GIRLFRIEND SURPRISES ME & CHRISTMAS DECORATION HAUL!!!! - 11/18/18 -

pecansandies

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Islamic Content in this video
  • Becky's boring ass being shoved in front of the camera is always a bad time. This time she's sweaty, and hates Hobby Lobby
  • Amberlynn claims horrible/cheap poinsettia place mats are "my style". Oversized, tacky, cheap...sounds about right. Does Torrid make place mats???
  • Becky has new shitty crafts in the works. CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HER SLOPPILY PUT SHIT TOGETHER while Amberlynn repeats "OH MY GOD BABE THAT LOOKS AMAZING" indefinitely
  • Becky has a nutcracker obsession
  • Creepy fake animals, look how "adurable"
  • Even Twinkie isn't safe from their mundane bullshit, is not left the fuck alone to enjoy nap time
A lot of this is a reach because this video is actually so fucking boring/useless even for Amberlynn's standards. Basically Becky shows a bunch of ugly Christmas shit. I still don't know why haul videos ever became a thing, "look what I bought" wow so riveting
 

CindyChafe

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All I can think of from the thumbnail is lobster boy's hands

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CindyChafe

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10 minutes of pure garbage

e: also apparently this footage is old?

I think it was filmed the day after that crafts fair where Becky bought one of her mom's centerpiece things. I think AL shoved this video out quick to take attention away from her dying spaghetti monster video
Yeah she's been showing herself drinking hot chocolate out of that mug for like two weeks now.
 

RiceBall

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The Beckster surprised Hamber with Christmas decoration from Hobby Lobby. That wasn't enough for Amber, so she bought some herself from...wait for it...wait for it...TARGET!!! Here's a list of all of the useless garbage bought:

"This is a tree." Yeah, who would've fucking guessed. She bought a cute, little christmas tree that has big ass ornaments hotglued to it, completely draping the tree. Price is $20.

She bought a "traditional (white???) santa" plush. Decided not to buy the more expensive glass one, 'cause the plush has a cute dog on it's shoulder. Price unknown.

2 pairs Christmas-themed dish towels. Bitch doesn't know how much it costs, but it was probably 1-3 dollars. Great vlogging!

Becky bought a 3 set of santa gnomes. They costs $10.

She bought a "picture" for $10. It's actually not a picture, but I'm too tipsy and my intelligence goes down when I watch her, so I don't know to explain it. Okay, I caved and google the product. It's considered to be "laser-cut home decor". The 1* reviews are funny as hell to me. "It's cheap cardboard", "Poorly made". Yeah no shit, you only paid $10 for it. Stop buying cheap Chinese shit if you want quality. Oh yeah, and it lights up. Cool.

Now for the Hobby Lobby haul from Becky that occurred 5 days ago (whenever that was). It's so damn stupid, she hasn't even taken the shit out of the bags yet. Her obesity plus her fucked up face almost makes her look like a movie villian's goon...almost. They were having a 50% sale off of everything in the store, so Becky wanted in. Gonna spend less time on Becky, because she's boring as shit, so soz 4 da grammar. The items:

A reindeer decoration that's 2 feet tall in height. 5 Snowflake place-mats for the table that are colored in red. Even though 4 people live there, 5 should be enough for a hamber binge, right? A fat person's mug that will hold a good quantity of diet soda for Amber. Becky: "It's hot in here. I'm gonna take this coat off in a minute", you're wearing a fucking hoodie. Becky got a fat person's mug for herself as well. More miscellaneous decorations. A two foot tall nutcracker. A two foot tall "baby" owl. Squirrel ornaments. 1 Elf decoration. A gingerbread man. Amber: "You choose the most random things, but they are sooo cute!", hahahaha. It shouldn't be that funny, but it is. She also bought an obese snowman that still looks smaller than Amber. The final decoration is a chihuahua with a santa hat and a chirstmas scarf on. "Thank you babe, all of these are perfect!", yet still goes shopping for christmas decorations at target afterwards. End video.

One last note: Twinkie growls A LOT in the video. What the fuck do they do to this dog?
 

Turd Blossom

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Fuck this boring video. I want to see the vlog from Target where Amber got stranded in the Xmas aisle on a broken down scootypuff.
Watching a sweaty, out of breath Becky proudly show Amber what she did with her allowance (while mildly more entertaining than a sweaty, out of breath Becky proudly showing us her craft projects) is mind-numbing and low-effort even for Amber's standards.

I have a hard time believing Amber doesn't already have a hoard of Christmas decorations. That house is going to look like the Target Xmas section projectile vomited all over it by Thanksgiving.

I have a feeling we won't get a weigh-in til Jan. 1st.
 

Prince Lotor

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Did she not go to Hobby Lobby with Beckster because they don't have scooters there?
Yes. We now have our answer to yesterday's question, 'What does AL do if a store doesn't have scooters?' She pretends it's a fun game to send Becky into the store without her to try to buy Hamber what she wants without any input from Hamber besides 'Go buy $X00 worth of X-mas/Holiday shit, you know my style, cheap & tasteless.'
 

Dutch Courage

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Two quotes from Becky a few months back:

"Hobby Lobby can kiss my queer ass", and in the same video, "I'm not giving them my gay money"

It almost seemed like a noble stand, except she buys all her box painting shit there. Now she spends Amberlynn's gay money on cheaply made, tacky Xmas decorations...

These two need to have their queer cards revoked. After missing Pride so they could be gluttons, and abandoning their ethical stance at Hobby Lobby for dime-a-dozen junk you can buy anywhere, they have demonstrated their lack of solidarity with their brethren, and allegiance to dumb consumerism.

Not that I expected them to be revolutionaries, anyway.

Pointless, dumb video.
 
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