girlfriends -

[Pinecandle]

for those of you with girlfriends, tell us what you like about them

i'll start
- she's 4'11
- smells nice
- hugs me
- showers

 

[glow in the dark animals]

I am a girlfriend can I post about my boyfriend

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

They smell nice and have boobs; what more do you need to know?

 

[nohull]

Girls don't poo, that's a lie that toilet paper manufacturers, sex reassignment surgeons and the Venezuelan opposition parties made up.

 

[Oban Lazcano Kamz]

I am a girlfriend can I post about my boyfriend

no

 

[Raging Capybara]

Never had one

 

[Chilson]

I am a girlfriend can I post about my boyfriend

Having a boyfriend is gay, so no.

 

[MrTroll]

Who needs a girlfriend when you have a kiwifarm?

 

[Pinecandle]

I am a girlfriend can I post about my boyfriend

yes

on second thought, since most women are vapid cunts, no.

 

[2021Murder]

If it werent for kelsey grammar girlfriends wouldn't even exist nor would the game

 

[DumbDude42]

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Girlfriends really like it when you sneak up behind them, grab their titties, and scream "SURPRISE BUTTSEX!" as loud as you can in a crowded public place.

 

[A_Skellington]

Girlfriends really like it when you sneak up behind them, grab their titties, and scream "SURPRISE BUTTSEX!" as loud as you can in a crowded public place.

Can confirm, I did this in a mall and she made us leave to go fugg at her house.

 

[Pinecandle]

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i too, want to be abused by my girlfriend

 

[Pinecandle]

Can confirm, I did this in a mall and she made us leave to go fugg at her house.

can confirm, shot 40 people at a mall and used the blood as lube to rape her

 

[A_Skellington]

can confirm, shot 40 people at a mall and used the blood as lube to rape her

Damn nigga, you only needed 39

 

[Pinecandle]

Damn nigga, you only needed 39

i sperg out when things are of an odd number. like the time i murdered 599 muslims in my private concentration camp in china, i freaked the fuck out and killed one of my own guards to make it 600.

 

[Exorbital Columnations]

i sperg out when things are of an odd number. like the time i murdered 599 muslims in my private concentration camp in china, i freaked the fuck out and killed one of my own guards to make it 600.

Have sex.

 

[Pinecandle]

Have sex.

you're not my dad

 

[Curt Sibling]

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