Girls like swarms of lizards, right? -

[Postal_Rat]

On one hand I can get one 800 hundred dollar parrot, on the other eight hundred stink lizards.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

Better yet, get a pet leech. Has the same effect as a girlfriend anyway.

 

[A Welsh Cake]

Better yet, get a pet leech. Has the same effect as a girlfriend anyway.

Leeches do not have booba.
But they do generate the same amount of squeamishness in me as XX chromosome havers / femoids so you get a pass

 

[Swiss46]

Go for the lizards that way if it doesn't work out you have 800 new friends.

 

[HomeySampson]

Girls will respect the hand that can hold 800 lizards, else they'll feel the back of it.

 

[Furret]

Oh yeah, girls love that shit. They really love it when you tie them down in their sleep and cover them with the entire swarm, too.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

800 lizards is the way to go unless it’s Xmas, in which case I recommend the bird.

 

[Dysnomia]

Girls love it when you dump lizards on them while they are sleeping. If you want to get some poontang this is the best way to do it.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Get a tegu and teach it tricks. Why get 800 lizards when you can get one big lizard?