Having been with hundreds, of thousands of women. (And a few men, but that was in college so it's not gay.) I can tell you anyone is capable of giving great relationship advice. So give a little piece of knowledge to your fellow men/women in need.
Give relationship advice to the poster above you -
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inexplicable ethos
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That lingerie isn't doing you any favours. If you want to attract nice stallions you have to dress like a lady.
Draw hentai of your significant other. They’ll appreciate it.
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Get your girl on onlyfans if you can get a joint account.
Have a joint FurAffinity account and get into a polyamorous furry relationship to spice things up
I already have Twinkie. You need to learn to catfish.
Okay so you want to do get a switching stick. Now I would recommend an evergreen branch, but if you don't have any of those growing around you no worries, just buy a hot wheels set. They are just as flexable and don't break as easy, and if they do, you have whole box of them
You need to get into a relationship with @Drain Todger . I hear he likes ponies
Here's my special guide to finding your soul mate
What you need: some bullets with no blast caps(find/make them yourself), a 500. Super revolver(very big == very intimidating)
Go up to her and yell "this is loaded" she'll see the bullets with no blast caps "and if I kill you your not my soulmate!" Then pull the trigger *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click*. Then say "congratulations, your my soulmate!"
It's as simple as that.
What you need: some bullets with no blast caps(find/make them yourself), a 500. Super revolver(very big == very intimidating)
Go up to her and yell "this is loaded" she'll see the bullets with no blast caps "and if I kill you your not my soulmate!" Then pull the trigger *click* *click* *click* *click* *click* *click*. Then say "congratulations, your my soulmate!"
It's as simple as that.
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you have an mlp avatar so you are basically guaranteed to be a lifelong virgin who will die alone
Gravityqueen4life
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you look like a tranny. i suggest you find a guy with low test and dominate him.
Find one of the 3 guys that still owns a PS Vita, that's true love right there
You come home from your job of apple picking ('cause what the hell am I gonna say,) and your girl looks upset and you ask about it: when she barks angrily, "NOTHING!" do this: Tell her that you trust her implicitly, and if she's lying to you it's over. Your foot... hoof will be on her backside as your punt her out the door.
take a shower, filthy bastard
You should carefully color all facial hair to display your courage and rejection of society's beauty ideals for men. The sheer woke attraction will pull your wife back from the orbit of that married guy.
Yes, it's easier to kick her ass out than to explain the complexity of life that she somehow does not understand already.
And to answer the user above me, try looking more Jewish, bitches love money. have you considered a hat, because I recommend one for you
if you don't put sooner he'll find some one else who will
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