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Richardo Retardo

Trying my damnedest not to be a massive sperg
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Super power: Permanently changing someone's face so they always invoke the uncanny valley

Kryptonite: All of the people that you do that to ganging up on you and getting beaten up by a band of really creepy looking fucks.
 

Absolute Brainlet

Butterfly Bro
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Stand ability: rapidly accelerate or slow down the speed at which a living body's cells die
Kryptonite: having a Stand is kryptonite in and of itself, because gravity will ensure you never have a quiet life again
 
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Stephanie Bustcakes

This is what Chris actually believes
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Ability to see through everything.

Your weakness is you see through EVERYTHING meaning when you use your power you can only see the inky blackness of space.
 
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Clop

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Superpower: Pretty much omnipotent little brat and sweet bass skills.

Kryptonite: Dumbass friends.
 
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