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Super power: Mr. Fantastic super-stretching, but only for the anus.
Kryptonite: Feminism.
Kryptonite: Feminism.
Stand Name: Canned Heat
Ability: Cell Manipulation
Kryptonite: Being frozen with nitrogen.
Ability: Cell Manipulation
Kryptonite: Being frozen with nitrogen.
Can turn into a kaiju bear
Cannot leave their hometown.
Cannot leave their hometown.
Super power: Permanently changing someone's face so they always invoke the uncanny valley
Kryptonite: All of the people that you do that to ganging up on you and getting beaten up by a band of really creepy looking fucks.
Kryptonite: All of the people that you do that to ganging up on you and getting beaten up by a band of really creepy looking fucks.
IDK who the fag above me is so i'm just gonna modify the rules a bit and give a @Somari1996 the superpower of killing @Army Burger every time she (he) sneezes and making her (his) kryptonite semen so she (he) immediately dies.
The power to have sex with anyone's mother.
Kryptonite is when he's asked for evidence of said intercourse that really did happen, he can never give anything concrete.
Kryptonite is when he's asked for evidence of said intercourse that really did happen, he can never give anything concrete.
Stand ability: rapidly accelerate or slow down the speed at which a living body's cells die
Kryptonite: having a Stand is kryptonite in and of itself, because gravity will ensure you never have a quiet life again
Kryptonite: having a Stand is kryptonite in and of itself, because gravity will ensure you never have a quiet life again
Power: Control over the Blog
Kryptonite: Vagina
Kryptonite: Vagina
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Super Power: You're supernaturally adorable.
Kryptonite: You don't have human rights.
Kryptonite: You don't have human rights.
Ability to see through walls.
It only works in Kenya.
It only works in Kenya.
Ability to shoot coconuts
but only a monkey can use you
but only a monkey can use you
Ability to see through everything.
Your weakness is you see through EVERYTHING meaning when you use your power you can only see the inky blackness of space.
Your weakness is you see through EVERYTHING meaning when you use your power you can only see the inky blackness of space.
Superpower: reality manipulation.
Weakness: said powers are limited to making OPL's autistic fantasies and delusions into reality.
Weakness: said powers are limited to making OPL's autistic fantasies and delusions into reality.
Superpower: Can steal OCs and make shitty recolors of them without anyone noticing.
Kryptonyte: Vomits at the sight of Shitty Recolors
Kryptonyte: Vomits at the sight of Shitty Recolors
Superpower: Self Duplication
Kryptonite: Each duplicate has the personality of a different lolcow.
Kryptonite: Each duplicate has the personality of a different lolcow.
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Superpower: he’ll keep you by his side with his superhuman might
Kryptonite: YEEEEEEEAAAAH
Kryptonite: YEEEEEEEAAAAH
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