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ShittyRecolor

Preferred pronouns: shit\shits\shitself
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Superpower: clown-based abilities (pie-generation, confetti-generation, balloon-manipulation, powerful kicks due to big shoes, etc).

Kryptonite: if you do not make enough people laugh within a certain period of time - you die.
Now that would make a pretty neat basis for a horror story! Some demonic clown that ceases to exist if he can't make enough people laugh, but his desperation to not die makes him unintentionally scare everyone shitless. I think this could work in the hands of a capable writer.

Superpower: Can turn any condom into any balloon animal and hide in sewers

Kryptonite: Local SVU/CPS and Teen Titan Hentai
Superpowers: Breathes flames of EXTREEEME '90s nostalgia, flight that saves him from skating accidents

Weakness: Destroys all courtrooms upon entering due to huge dragony frame.
 
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Now that would make a pretty neat basis for a horror story! Some demonic clown that ceases to exist if he can't make enough people laugh, but his desperation to not die makes him unintentionally scare everyone shitless. I think this could work in the hands of a capable writer.



Superpowers: Breathes flames of EXTREEEME '90s nostalgia, flight that saves him from skating accidents

Weakness: Destroy all courtrooms upon entering due to huge dragony frame.
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Superpowers: Can shoot out explosive chocolate cream pies from his disgusting multicolored a-hole and crow powerful sonic booms that sound like honks.

Weakness: Chicken Hawk Mimes
 
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