The Rainbow Rooster; I like the sound of that!The Rainbow Rooster
Superpowers: Can shoot out explosive chocolate cream pies from his disgusting multicolored a-hole and crow powerful sonic booms that sound like honks.
Weakness: Chicken Hawk Mimes
Power: Is able to telekinetically ferment soy at a supernatural pace within a 100 mile radius, causing the blood of soyboys within his reach of influence to rot rapidly.
Weakness: Prone to be sent in a fit of berserker rage at the sight of soy smiles
Powers: You're able to simultanously be the damsel in distress and the knight in shining armorSuperpower: Can set the world on fire through the undiluted power of hate
Kryptonite: Is always constipated 24/7, laxatives don't help
Weakness: Your relationship with dragons, evil foster mothers and kidnapping villains is always complicated