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Preferred pronouns: shit\shits\shitself
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The Rainbow Rooster
Superpowers: Can shoot out explosive chocolate cream pies from his disgusting multicolored a-hole and crow powerful sonic booms that sound like honks.

Weakness: Chicken Hawk Mimes
The Rainbow Rooster; I like the sound of that!

Power: Is able to telekinetically ferment soy at a supernatural pace within a 100 mile radius, causing the blood of soyboys within his reach of influence to rot rapidly.

Weakness: Prone to be sent into a fit of berserker rage at the sight of soy smiles

Superpower: Can set the world on fire through the undiluted power of hate
Kryptonite: Is always constipated 24/7, laxatives don't help
Powers: You're able to simultanously be the damsel in distress and the knight in shining armor
Weakness: Your relationship with dragons, evil foster mothers and kidnapping villains is always complicated
 
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Erischan

chaos goddess
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The Rainbow Rooster; I like the sound of that!

Power: Is able to telekinetically ferment soy at a supernatural pace within a 100 mile radius, causing the blood of soyboys within his reach of influence to rot rapidly.

Weakness: Prone to be sent in a fit of berserker rage at the sight of soy smiles



Powers: You're able to simultanously be the damsel in distress and the knight in shining armor
Weakness: Your relationship with dragons, evil foster mothers and kidnapping villains is always complicated
Power: Gives the greatest blowjobs on earth
Weakness: Will never get a blowjob again
 
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WinterMoonsLight

J'ai une âme solitaire
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Power - Can kill with a touch

Kryptonite - When activating your death touch power, you emit a random Nick Cave song that can be heard for miles.
 

ShittyRecolor

Preferred pronouns: shit\shits\shitself
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Power: causes staggering heartache with visions of beautiful scenery
Weakness: is often associated with cringy ecofags such as Captain Planet and Al Gore
 
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ShittyRecolor

Preferred pronouns: shit\shits\shitself
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Power: Friend to all animals
Kryptonite: This includes furries
Power: can pleasure self with any simian and their ancestors
Weakness: butthurt explorers that got HIV from you

Power: can summon Hitler at a moments notice
Kryptonite: full moons
Power: is able to instantly jumble words, may they be written, spoken, even in thoughts or other abstract forms. Like, if someone tries to tattle on your ass, you can jumble up your name in their memory till they can only remember it as some sort of gibberish.
Weakness: if the jumbled words accidentally spell out "genetics" your are instantly forced to self care a couple hundred extra pounds of lard upon yourself.
 
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