Give the user above you a job or career path -

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It’s your chance to choose the path others must take. Here are some things you can include to make it more personal:

• Salary: can be in the form of items, certain foods, or actual money
• Benefits: healthcare coverage, special privileges, and freebies
• Place: can be anywhere
• Uniform
• Work buddies: you can tag other Kiwis that you think would also be in the same job

 

[Rand /pol/]

Gay prostitute.

 

[Desu Vult]

Telemarketing and spamming fake Viagra ads. A job fitting his talents.

 

[Orion Balls]

Bagman and rag salesperson.

 

[NIGGER ASS PEE POOPY RAPE]

sweatshop worker knitting hand-made waifu pillows for minimum wage

 

[Wraith]

Potato chip analyzer.

 

[Slimy Time]

Harvester... of grain.

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Car salesman

 

[Doctor Placebo]

Onlyfans femboy trap

 

[JambledUpWords]

Quack doctor
Pay: crystals and good vibes
Uniform: A lab coat (only a lab coat)
Benefits: get to grope anyone you want
Work friends: @Rand /pol/ and @DocHoliday1977
Place: Sedona, AZ, next to a strip club

 

[Pissmaster]

Insane Clown Posse street team
Pay: crystal meth
Uniform: basketball jersey with hatchet man emblem and knockoff JNCOs
Benefits: all-you-can-drink faygo and promotional B-sides
Place: anywhere in America but mainly the midwest

 

[Old Man Mario]

Biden Campaign Worker
Pay: A nickel a day like back when Joe was a boy
Uniform: Goodwill Store Fashion
Benefits: Joe sniffs your hair and lets you rub his leg hair. Getting to meet Corn Pop

 

[Banditotron]

Retard. No benefits

 

[Oban Lazcano Kamz]

@Wedge suicide bomber

 

[JambledUpWords]

Lena Dunham’s Boyfriend
Pay: all the food you’ll ever want
Uniform: whatever it is that hipsters like to wear
Benefits: sex with Lena Dunham and lots of money
Place: a swanky mansion in New York
Work buddies: none, because Lena wants you all to herself

 

[Mambamia]

Lena Dunham’s Boyfriend
Pay: all the food you’ll ever want
Uniform: whatever it is that hipsters like to wear
Benefits: sex with Lena Dunham and lots of money
Place: a swanky mansion in New York
Work buddies: none, because Lena wants you all to herself

Going by profile picture, competitive eating.

 

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Member of Null’s Feeder Harem
Pay: endless sex and lots of food
Uniform: bikinis and lingerie
Benefits: ultimate mod status on the Farms
Place: somewhere in Siberia
Work buddies: @nohull and @Exigent Circumcisions

 

[Old Man Mario]

Phone Sex Line Worker
Pay: A cut of 4.99 per minute.
Uniform: Whatever she can fit into or nothing at all.
Benefits: Having Men please themselves over you while knowing they'd not give you a second look in real life. Get to refer to yourself as a voice actress/sex worker/sex actress
Place: Work from home! (Also a benefit)

 

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Furry Sex Therapist
Pay: $1,000 a week
Uniform: custom fur suits with specialized holes in them to use for sex
Benefits: endless furry sex
Place: office in LA, California that’s next to where furry conventions are usually held
Work buddy: @Y2K Baby because he’s a furry

 

[Cedric_Eff]

Furry Sex Therapist
Pay: $1,000 a week
Uniform: custom fur suits with specialized holes in them to use for sex
Benefits: endless furry sex
Place: office in LA, California that’s next to where furry conventions are usually held
Work buddy: @Y2K Baby because he’s a furry

Career: Dietician
Pay: $31 a hour
Uniform: Workout clothes
Place: New York City
Benefits: Constant workouts!

Also furry conventions are generally held within places like Illinois or Missouri.