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Stairs are my worst enemy
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It’s your chance to choose the path others must take. Here are some things you can include to make it more personal:
  • Salary: can be in the form of items, certain foods, or actual money
  • Benefits: healthcare coverage, special privileges, and freebies
  • Place: can be anywhere
  • Uniform
  • Work buddies: you can tag other Kiwis that you think would also be in the same job
 

Pissmaster

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Insane Clown Posse street team
Pay: crystal meth
Uniform: basketball jersey with hatchet man emblem and knockoff JNCOs
Benefits: all-you-can-drink faygo and promotional B-sides
Place: anywhere in America but mainly the midwest
 

Old Man Mario

The ladies used to call me Jumpman
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Biden Campaign Worker
Pay: A nickel a day like back when Joe was a boy
Uniform: Goodwill Store Fashion
Benefits: Joe sniffs your hair and lets you rub his leg hair. Getting to meet Corn Pop
 

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Stairs are my worst enemy
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Lena Dunham’s Boyfriend
Pay: all the food you’ll ever want
Uniform: whatever it is that hipsters like to wear
Benefits: sex with Lena Dunham and lots of money
Place: a swanky mansion in New York
Work buddies: none, because Lena wants you all to herself
 

Mambamia

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Lena Dunham’s Boyfriend
Pay: all the food you’ll ever want
Uniform: whatever it is that hipsters like to wear
Benefits: sex with Lena Dunham and lots of money
Place: a swanky mansion in New York
Work buddies: none, because Lena wants you all to herself

Going by profile picture, competitive eating.
 

Old Man Mario

The ladies used to call me Jumpman
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Phone Sex Line Worker
Pay: A cut of 4.99 per minute.
Uniform: Whatever she can fit into or nothing at all.
Benefits: Having Men please themselves over you while knowing they'd not give you a second look in real life. Get to refer to yourself as a voice actress/sex worker/sex actress
Place: Work from home! (Also a benefit)
 

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Stairs are my worst enemy
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Furry Sex Therapist
Pay: $1,000 a week
Uniform: custom fur suits with specialized holes in them to use for sex
Benefits: endless furry sex
Place: office in LA, California that’s next to where furry conventions are usually held
Work buddy: @Y2K Baby because he’s a furry
 

Cedric_Eff

Damn property taxes f**k up everything.
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Furry Sex Therapist
Pay: $1,000 a week
Uniform: custom fur suits with specialized holes in them to use for sex
Benefits: endless furry sex
Place: office in LA, California that’s next to where furry conventions are usually held
Work buddy: @Y2K Baby because he’s a furry
Career: Dietician
Pay: $31 a hour
Uniform: Workout clothes
Place: New York City
Benefits: Constant workouts!

Also furry conventions are generally held within places like Illinois or Missouri.
 
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