Giving away supporter status - Not the first time I've blown away money

[skiddlez]

I'm giving away supporter status because FUCK YOU that's why.

Eat shit.

This is not some raffle or anything, I'm not gonna write your name and draw it out of a hat. Whoever makes the best post or makes me laugh the hardest gets supporter status.

Good luck.

 

[:thinking:]

 

[Hui]

MODS

 

[PT 404]

I sleep and shit in a 1995 Buick Roadmaster. Fuck you.

 

[The Fifth Waltz]

Can I have Sugar Baby status?

 

[PT 404]

Can I have Sugar Baby status?

Do you weigh more than 16 stone?If you do, I have a special offer.

 

[Organic Fapcup]

I live in a CIA prison. A nigger runs my prison. In prison, the nigger tries to torment me. We can take away his knives by confessing, every day. In about 2000, I masturbated fantacizing about my niece, Lani. She looks like Star Trek Seven of Nine! In 1985, at my sister's wedding, I stuck my crotch on the hot tub drain because it kinda sucked. In 1985, I tried to get a dog to lick my dick. From 1998-2003, I fantacized about leading a Catholic army like Dune, of Mexicans or Brazilians? That was dumb because they're niggers. In 2003, I played tag with a black girl about 7-years-old. She reached for my crotch. In high school, in the library, Carlos and I said 'juicy' or 'toxic' as a way of evaluating girls. In 1988, I cheated on my SAT by talking in the hall during the break -- two problems. On 9/9/1999, I killed a CIA nigger on purpose with my car. :-) In 1982, when I was 12, I babysat Kevin's kids. I changed a diaper because I thought that was being professional. In 1975, when I was about age five, my brother, Keith, put my penis in a vacuum. In 1977, when I was about age seven, my brother, Danny, got me high on gas fumes and we sucked each other's dicks. Dr. Tsakalis had an oddly round ass. Paul Keck at Xytec had an oddly round ass. Distracting? At about age five, Jay Weinrick and I touched dicks to each other's assholes.

What do we do all day?

We beat the nigger because the nigger cannot understand what a random number is.

We beat the nigger because the nigger thinks the brain does timer tongues.

We beat the nigger because he thinks TempleOS is real mode.

 

[Maxliam]

Skiddlez I held a seance for your liver. It wants you to cross over into the light with it.

 

[:thinking:]

Skiddlez I held a seance for your liver. It wants you to cross over into the light with it.

I am doctor BitchTits and I approve of this message.

 

[Hui]

@Null can we have double supporter?

 

[Desire Lines]

this thread is good and funny i like it a lot

 

[ES 148]

plz

 

[MG 620]

Please pick me. I gave all my money to Trans Lifeline!

 

[skiddlez]

plz

I like you and that's a good start

 

[Maxliam]

I like you and that's a good start

That's just the beer goggles you sloppy drunk. Now go be inappropriate in public and publically urinate on something.

 

[ES 148]

I like you and that's a good start

I don't approve of nepotism and now I must provide a service to pay for your affection

 

[Hui]

Would you suck dick for supporter status?

THAT is what you should be asking yourselves

 

[Maxliam]

Would you suck dick for supporter status?

THAT is what you should be asking yourselves

The better question is why WOULDN'T you be sucking dick at any given time? What are you, gay?

 

[QB 290]

Well, this is cute

 

[skiddlez]

Would you suck dick for supporter status?

THAT is what you should be asking yourselves

nigger what are you doing posting in this thread you have supporter status