GO ON A WALK WITH ME - 1/11/18

[666EVE666]

Amber feels the need to justify why she goes food shopping so often. More tubed meat y'all!!! Cooking is so hard, none of y'all know how hard it is to cook EVERY. DAY.

"I buy a ton of vegetables" *has literally been dieting for 9 days*

Becky can juggle with TWO oranges. No one in that house understands how juggling works. Especially Amber, who tried to throw both directly up at the same down with a confused look on her face.

Amber is super down guys, she is depressed and wants to binge. Who could have predicted this??

She laments about gaining 1.6 lbs and doesn't understand because she only ate 1,300 calories yesterday. She KNOWS thats really, really low calorie but don't worry about her guys!!

She shows her brushing Wasabi and finding mats in his fur. I thought he didn't like being brushed, Amber? You ranted and raved about that after Rafe said he liked when she brushed him.

She is a "walking depression ad"...try beetus gorl.

 

[IV 445]

 

[RG 448]

fat

 

[Long time lurker]

Amber: "I buy vegetables a lot"
Me: "and you don't use them"

I'm at 2:03 and her logic of why she goes shopping so much broke my brain.
1. She admitted to eating an average of one pound of animal protein per meal (technically she eats half and Becky eats the other half)
2. If you know how much is food is consumed in a week, why don't you buy all of it on your WEEKLY trip to the store?

(I'll edit again once I'm done with the video. I am dumb and hit the wrong key which got this posted)


Amber: "I hope this makes a little sense to you guys"
Me: "No, it doesn't"

Filler with Becky and Eric.

Wait, let me get my tiny violin, Amber is feeling down. But don't you worry guys! Instead of drowning her sorrows with food, she decided to stay home.
She's sad because she gained weight, but it's alright because she's been told that "the second week of dieting is the weirdest because your body wants to hold onto weight". She doesn't understand how that is possible since she eat 1300 cal yesterday.

Sorry folks, I like you and all, but I will not endure all the whining about how come she gained more than one pound in a day. Skipping to the next segment. In case you want to torture yourselves, it starts around 3:38 and goes on (and on, and on...) until 6:18.

For the haydurs out there who said she doesn't care for her pets - she brushed the black cat on camera. Around 20 seconds with interruptions. A matted spot was found.

We end this clusterfuck with Amber wobbling behind Eric (which was sped up). Twinkie looks huge and I'm impressed that with all that fat Amber still manages to have a flat butt.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

That's like the 2nd or 3rd time she's used that song, "they don't know the real you, all they see is scars". Unless she's referring to the cat scratch, this gorl really thinks her fat is a scar. I guess it kind of is, but somehow, pigging out at chain restaurants until you've grown into a monster is less melancholy and bittersweet than the other ways one's body can be scarred.

Also love how she talks about "I" go to the store to buy more. Don't you mean "we"? How soon you forget that you can't go to the store by yourself.

 

[Chickenpox]

She laments about gaining 1.6 lbs and doesn't understand because she only ate 1,300 calories yesterday. She KNOWS thats really, really low calorie but don't worry about her guys!!

Girl is starving. I worry about her.

 

[formerfatcow]

Anyone care to guesstimate how many cups of brown rice Becky and Amber have eaten since January 1? Looks like they've lost maybe 10 cups from their dry storage, which is like 30 cups of cooked rice.

I had assumed AL was splitting the dishes into two meals, like she did with her "taco soup". We haven't been seeing two meals each vlog.

 

[Judge Holden]

Through the darkness of fatty's ass,
The kiwi longs to see.
One chants out between two cheeks...
"amberlynn... walk with me."

 

[vodka]

The way she talks is so irritating - "a thing of [food item]", "when a time, i'll be done with this". I think she does look a tiiiny bit less swollen in the face, but I still think she's probably binging off camera and/or not counting all the 'extra' calories like oil and la-crow. I like how even her ambies are getting tired of the queens though, I wonder if Amber will actually listen and not have them in every vlog now or if she'll continue to let them be like 60% of her videos now because they're her ~fammmily~.

Edit: "1300 calories is sooo low" Not for someone of her height, but I guess of her weight since she eats like 3000 to maintain. "I feel like I'm a walking depression ad" Yeah, because anyone would be depressed knowing that a 500lb 20-something exists, not because her life is sooo hard like she thinks it is. And that few seconds of them cutting Rarity/Wasabi's (idk which one) fur was unnescarry but I guess she wants to prove that she's such a good petowner who totally cares for her cats lmao.

 

[666EVE666]

Girl is starving. I worry about her.

She literally does this (act like she's becoming anorexic/not eating/poor me) every single time she tries to diet and tbh I love it. Where are the people concerned about her not eating enough? I have never seen a single serious comment of that nature, it's so funny when she tries to convince us "people" are concerned she isn't eating enough.

 

[EH 110]

Big Amber didn't want to leave the house because she was afraid she'd binge on chinese food. Uh, that wouldn't happen unless Becky drives her to a restaurant. LOL

 

[CatParty]

fat

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

I wonder who will be the first to go off of their diet? I would guess Rickie because he at least can leave the house for a legit reason without anyone getting suspicious. They're all so far up each other's asses living together and not going to work that it would be so obvious if anyone acquired something to eat that was off the diet. Amber would literally have to hide in the bathroom and run the shower to eat an extra kind bar and even then, there would be one less in the clear glass jar.

Eric and Rickie will probably have a date night and head straight for a 20 piece. But Amber? She's actually in a good place not being able to drive and being stuck under the watchful eye of Eric and his vlogging.

No wonder she was crying. She's like in rehab right now, detoxing off of orange chicken.

 

[ICametoLurk]

fat

really fat

 

[GORL]

Notice how Becky's home for this vlog as well. When she first started vlogging at this house, Becky was always gone until the wee hours of the night.

Also, I hate how she feels it's necessary to explain everything to her audience as if they're all stupid.

 

[sweaty chafing thighs]

Hot damn my family doesn't even go through that much meat in a week.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Notice how Becky's home for this vlog as well. When she first started vlogging, Becky was always gone until the wee hours of the night.

Also, I hate how she feels it's necessary to explain everything to her audience as if they're all stupid.

She's trying to make the people who think it's odd that she shops so much feel stupid. "So if I eat half of this, then I will have one half left. And when I eat that, it will be gone and I will shop again."

Aren't turkey tubes one pound each? 4 servings, no?

 

[Tookie]

Stuffing her face as usual. She is so big and fat. Why are you so fat, Amberlynn? She's eating us out of house and home. I've had it with her, that does it, I'm done, that's the last straw.

 

[GORL]

She's trying to make the people who think it's odd that she shops so much feel stupid. "So if I eat half of this, then I will have one half left. And when I eat that, it will be gone and I will shop again."

Aren't turkey tubes one pound each? 4 servings, no?

Yes, they are a pound.
I like how she worded it that it's a questions she gets a lot on why she shops so much... Couldn't possibly be because the fine people here have been bringing it up a lot lately.

 

[Stanley_Buttkiss]

The fact that she cooks a dinner-type meal for lunch blows my mind. What ever happened to a sandwich or a small salad, or fruit? Jesus. Christ.