Goal: Buy three items to freak out the cashier at Walmart - Stole this idea, but fuck it, I'm bored

[OvercookedBacon]

Box of condoms, novelty colored Duck tape and a staple gun

 

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Knife, rope, gloves.

 

[DeadFish]

A shovel, sulfuric drain cleaner and some shotgun ammo

 

[Justtocheck]

Study book, pen and paper.

I'm sure the poor walmart cashier will never have witnessed it.

 

[Duncan Hills Coffee]

A massive cucumber, an enema, and a box of condoms

 

[Rosemary]

Duct tape, lube, and candy.

 

[mr.moon1488]

Bleach, ammonia, and a Hijab

 

[Damien Thorne]

Prescription cough syrup, Mountain Dew and Jolly Ranchers. Gotta go to the Southern states for this to really work, though.

 

[Rafal Gan Ganowicz]

Toddler boy's underoos, canola oil, and a weedwhipper

 

[Optimus Prime]

This actually happened in real life. Years ago, I went to a Target with my dad and we bought the following three items:

- Transformers figure (for me, obviously)
- Some brand of whiskey (Jack Daniels I think? It was a big bottle, we were expecting family to visit that weekend)
- An air freshener (mom request)

The cashier legitimately had to take a moment to recompose himself, commenting that it was a trio of objects he would never associate together.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

A My Little Pony playset, a jar, and a bottle of lube.

 

[Monolith]

Donuts, donut holes, glue

 

[Disgruntled Pupper]

Donuts
Donut Holes
Glue

edit: ninja'd by monolith

 

[Coconut Gun]

3 books: How to Reanimate Hitler, How to Make Reanimated Hitler Your Sex Slave, and The Big Book of Anal Sex Positions

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

Funeral wreath, air freshener, pack of condoms.

 

[Dr. Ricearoni]

Romance novel, lube, steak

 

[MemeGrey]

A big knife, fava beans and a nice Chianti

 

[Batshit]

Car battery, funnel, & goldfish.

 

[Clintonberg]

Dog treats, peanut butter, and ky jelly.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

BB rifle, hummingbird feeder, and Ziploc freezer bags.