Going to see The Matrix 20th Anniversary. Pls dont shoot me ;) -

[Kelpy Goyim]

The Dolby rerelease is supposed to be so powerful that nobody would be able to tell if someone was actually shooting or not. Pls dont shoot me, I'm not gay but I'm scared of bullets. Thanks.

 

[sasazuka]

I'd consider seeing it on the big screen again but I don't think there's any fancy shmancy Dolby screens in Canada, or, if there are, they're probably only in Toronto, Vancouver, and maybe Montreal.

Why do the faces on either side of Keanu on that poster look like crappy, low-quality JPEGs? Is this from some kind of "put your own face on the poster" app or movie website interactive feature?

 

[Kelpy Goyim]

Idk lul but the one to the left looks like Ben Shapiro and that's good content imo

 

[Madam Nekromantik]

I'm not gay

And yet this is your fist post. This is how you introduce yourself to the Farms.

 

[Kelpy Goyim]

And yet this is your fist post. This is how you introduce yourself to the Farms.

Yes, I'm not gay as I've previously stated and we all agreed on. I'm proud of my fist post.

 

[{o}P II]

Spoiler

No One Cares Faggot

 

[sasazuka]

I'd also love to see a 20th anniversary screening of Fight Club but it doesn't seem like that's going to happen due to Disney withdrawing every single 20th Century Fox film except for Rocky Horror Picture Show from the rep cinema circuit.

 

[Terminus Est]

Fuck off nigger.

 

[Kelpy Goyim]

I'd also love to see a 20th anniversary screening of Fight Club but it doesn't seem like that's going to happen due to Disney withdrawing every single 20th Century Fox film except for Rocky Horror Picture Show from the rep cinema circuit.

Fucking Disney, you'd think walt would be based.

 

[HarvurdChikee]

I am proud of your fist post too, son.

 

[Kelpy Goyim]

I am proud of your fist post too, son.

Thanks ma

 

[qu_rahn]

Lol watching The matrix on the big screen. I'm living it

 

[niggers]

i think this guy is pretty gay and i might shoot him

 

[Kelpy Goyim]

About to head to the theater. I'm going fully kitted out with 2 long range medical marijuana excitement enhancing "joints" and at the insistence of my psychiatrist one double barrel "xanny bar", for muh PTSD.

 

[Kelpy Goyim]

i think this guy is pretty gay and i might shoot him

Mr niggers, with this soul shaking Dolby suhroundsound and reclining leather seats I've realized that life will never again be this good and I no longer care what happens. Inshallah.

 

[HeyYou]

Is that fucking Mac and Charlie from IASIP on the poster?

 

[Iron Hamster]

Idk lul but the one to the left looks like Ben Shapiro and that's good content imo

Is that fucking Mac and Charlie from IASIP on the poster?

Left def looks like Day.

 

[Kelpy Goyim]

Left def looks like Day.

City mac to the right, Ben Shapiro to the left. Myself in the middle.

Is that fucking Mac and Charlie from IASIP on the poster?

Didnt notice at first but the more I look the righter you seem to be

 

[Oh Shit I'm Sorry]

Do you want to be shot with the red bullet or the blue bullet?

 

[Kelpy Goyim]

Do you want to be shot with the red bullet or the blue bullet?

I'd prefer the magenta variety but thanks for inquiring