Golden Knight - BS to the Max -

[ATM]

I'm surprised Jay was even convinced to play something with competitive multiplayer, he's said before on a stream that he doesn't like pvp stuff. Makes me wonder if his Halo experience (which was an hilarious story by the way koanromic, thanks for this thread) didn't contribute to his phobia of playing against others somewhat. These days he prefers to use console commands to godmode his way through everything like Optimus said.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

I can't express how completely *not* shocked I am that Goldy's basic style of rp'ing is "Well, if I can't do it this way, then.....I'm not playing!"

 

[koanromic]

I'm surprised Jay was even convinced to play something with competitive multiplayer, he's said before on a stream that he doesn't like pvp stuff. Makes me wonder if his Halo experience (which was an hilarious story by the way koanromic, thanks for this thread) didn't contribute to his phobia of playing against others somewhat. These days he prefers to use console commands to godmode his way through everything like Optimus said.

I hope it did. I truly hope it did.

This is some nice stuff right here OP!

BTW out of curiosity, has Jay ever resorted to godmodding whenever things didn't go his way during any of your RPs with him?

Yes. Many times. MANY TIMES.


Honestly I'm hoping he comes back. I only just joined the community, It can't die yet. Also Why doesn't Jay have an ED page yet? I would of sworn someone whom is often considered Worse than Chris would of been worthy of ED.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Honestly I'm hoping he comes back. I only just joined the community, It can't die yet. Also Why doesn't Jay have an ED page yet? I would of sworn someone whom is often considered Worse than Chris would of been worthy of ED.

We tried building a wiki, not sure what brought it down.

 

[koanromic]

We tried building a wiki, not sure what brought it down.

I am the sads.

 

[LordDarkrai]

OP, that story is amusing as heck. Do you know if someone recorded that match? I would love to see it if a video exists.

 

[Queen of Tarts]

We tried building a wiki, not sure what brought it down.

Maybe the internet decided it already had too many attention whores with creepy fetishes and decided to clip the weakest link.

 

[koanromic]

OP, that story is amusing as heck. Do you know if someone recorded that match? I would love to see it if a video exists.

Sadly no. I did use to be part of Machinima in the Halo Community, a body actor for movies. Sadly none of the directors payed any attention to me @___@
Otherwise I would of had it recorded. That game went on for two hours.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Sadly no. I did use to be part of Machinima in the Halo Community, a body actor for movies. Sadly none of the directors payed any attention to me @___@
Otherwise I would of had it recorded. That game went on for two hours.

So Jay literally screeched into a fucking microphone while basically diddling around doing jack shit in a video game, never leaving the SAME ROOM, for two whole fucking hours. Because he believed he was giving orders and was some kind of George S. Patton.

There are seriously no words as to how this raises SO many concerns over his mental health even at that early stage.

 

[koanromic]

So Jay literally screeched into a fucking microphone while basically diddling around doing jack shit in a video game, never leaving the SAME ROOM, for two whole fucking hours. Because he believed he was giving orders and was some kind of George S. Patton.

There are seriously no words as to how this raises SO many concerns over his mental health even at that early stage.

Yep, that about sums up the match from his point of view. He was such a coward. Afraid to die. I led my forces from the front line. It was more fun that way!

 

[Conrix]

I'm surprised Jay was even convinced to play something with competitive multiplayer, he's said before on a stream that he doesn't like pvp stuff. Makes me wonder if his Halo experience (which was an hilarious story by the way koanromic, thanks for this thread) didn't contribute to his phobia of playing against others somewhat. These days he prefers to use console commands to godmode his way through everything like Optimus said.

In other words, he's even cruel to his games by not playing them properly and being a no-good cheating assface. Seriously at least I fought the sanity distortions of Cthulhu and the shitty glitches of NyalartothepHeadfirst Studios in Dark Corners of the Earth fair and square, save for a GameFAQs guide, before resorting to the unofficial patch at the very last escape part.

 

[koanromic]

Its odd he hasn't shown up again yet. Most of the time, from what I've read on this forum, People Leave/Fake Deaths, and its easily called out on and all that stuff and they come back.

Maybe he really wont be coming back. Though if he does, I do know a good way to mess with him...

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Its odd he hasn't shown up again yet. Most of the time, from what I've read on this forum, People Leave/Fake Deaths, and its easily called out on and all that stuff and they come back.

Maybe he really wont be coming back. Though if he does, I do know a good way to mess with him...

He noticed that his attempts to remove traces of his internet presence only made people talk about him more so he thought he'd go all in. If he had kept everything up and just not updated on dA then I think the forum would have been moved to spergatory by New Year's. Now I don't know. Attempting to convince the internet you die? God damn.

We're also pretty sure he's lurking the forums now.

 

[Jaimas]

Alright Story Time.

Being the dumb roleplaying adult I am, I occasionally like to RP in some games I play. Over the XBAX that usually falls onto Halo. Halo is one of my favorite franchises of all time, mostly thanks to the multiplayer, but thats not important. I posted a few screenshots of some RP stuff I did with friends and he became interested and friended me On XBOX (not He no longer has me because of what I did in this story).

Everything was fine and dandy. Got sixteen players together, myself and GK included, and we started. It was a forge war map with a total of three bases. One huge human base in the Canyon. A base on the island, and a communications array up on the Tippy top of the map. He took command of the human team, as I expected he would, and told my friends to buckle down and deal with it, which they did. For a while at least.

I was the leader of the covenant team. Our job was to protect our base which was the communications array, while also staging Guerrilla Attacks against their base. It was find and dandy, and there were deaths on both sides. After abit of that wasn't working, I decided to employ a different tactic. I had the main brunt of my force attack the base with Wraiths, and Specters to distract him, while me and two others, with sword and invisibility, snuck into the base from the cliff side. The Team was working well together for the most part, with GK sitting in the Human base Command center shouting orders. I told my team mates to kill everyone in the game. Note that this entire game GK hadn't died once. Dying had no consequence, but that little pussy just hid in the command base. I personally saw to it that I got into the base.

Once there, being the dramatic roleplayer I am, Snuck up behind him, And since the game has proximity speech between enemy teams he could hear me say. " Your times up." before shoving my blade through his chest and killing him.

Without even a second thought he began screaming at me that I cheated or that it wasn't fair, I don't remember what. I left after that and just kept it going thinking he would of learned, and posted a guard up behind him in the command room. He didn't. once again we did the sneaky way, and I killed him. He died once again screaming.

I pulled back my forces and we held off his attack force, before returning fire and over taking their base. We made all of them go into the command room, they had lost. All but Jay played along, shouting things about how he was the hero, and how we were just NPCs or something and that we should be dead. He fired at us and killed one of us but ultimately I killed him again. I ended the game with that final kill and he was screaming. Once it was all said and done he rage-quit, then blocked me on XBL.

Was a good day.

I remember, years ago, when I was little, I used to play most games I could with cheat codes. I grew up during the NES days, so relentlessly anus-shattering difficulty spikes and games like King's Knight, 8 Eyes, and the original Megaman. Game Genie was largely seen, in these days, as just fucking around and getting even with a game for its bullshit. The thing was, even though I played most games with said codes, that didn't mean that said games weren't worth playing without. You would never see me use Game Genie, for example, on Super Mario Bros. or Legend of Zelda unless I was outright dicking around under the hood of said games. My use of cheat codes, however, started to flag around the PSX era.

I think what really did it was Turok 2: Seeds of Evil on N64, where you got to see so much more of the game and even a whole other ending if you beat it the "correct" way rather than with codes. I just started comparing things and found them more fulfilling to do it the "right" away. Any moron can beat Resident Evil with an infinite ammo magnum out the gate, but how many people can claim to have done so using predominantly the Knife for most of the game? I know I have. Know a lot of people who beat every Dead Space game on the hardest difficulty? I've done that. And all of that comes from the fact that I ditched the irksome tendency to stay in my comfort zone and instead challenge myself. When I do something like play through Revengeance on the hardest available setting and beat the game on it, I think I prove myself a better player. But then, I'm an asshole responsible for this kind of faggotry.

I don't know if emotionally, Jay ever evolved beyond the early "lol playin games" mindset with cheats that so many have in their youth. For older gamefags like us (press 1, gamers), that generally gives way to a desire to push oneself and show how awesome one can be, or simply operating out of a desire to not be babied. It's hard to say if it's Jay's personality showing through, or just indicative of his own intellectual retardation.

Either way, he's a wuss.

 

[Ruin]

All we have to do is start talking about how he's a pedophile again and sooner or later he (or more likely a sockpuppet) will show up to defend himself.

 

[Optimus Prime]

All we have to do is start talking about how he's a pedophile again and sooner or later he (or more likely a sockpuppet) will show up to defend himself.

I wasn't aware we ever stopped.

 

[Le Bateleur]

I wonder if he got invited back to Billy's well-lit pinball basement this year?

 

[GamerGirl140]

Reading over this stuff again reminds me of this thing that happened while I was at his house. He got out this Star Wars game for the GameCube (can't remember what its name is) but he complained about one level being unwinnable by design after putting in a few cheat codes that ultimately turned him into a god-mode sue when the boss of one level is one where you were supposed to lose in order to move forward. I had to open up a walkthrough to point that out to him.

 

[Optimus Prime]

Reading over this stuff again reminds me of this thing that happened while I was at his house. He got out this Star Wars game for the GameCube (can't remember what its name is) but he complained about one level being unwinnable by design after putting in a few cheat codes that ultimately turned him into a god-mode sue when the boss of one level is one where you were supposed to lose in order to move forward. I had to open up a walkthrough to point that out to him.

I love the idea that he immediately decided the game was broken when god-mode didn't progress the game, instead of doing what any sane person would which was look it up on the internet like you.

I'm guessing he still considered the game broken because fuck plot narrative if it doesn't let him be god?

 

[GamerGirl140]

I love the idea that he immediately decided the game was broken when god-mode didn't progress the game, instead of doing what any sane person would which was look it up on the internet like you.

I'm guessing he still considered the game broken because fuck plot narrative if it doesn't let him be god?

More like putting on the cheat codes was his first instinct as opposed to just playing the game properly without them. But either way he was legitimately shocked that those cheat codes actually hindered his progress.

Not to A-log or whatever but whenever I play games I normally don't bother with cheat codes so if it were me I probably would have figured out that little bit on my first go.