I can only imagine how happy the Platinum Prick was when you corrected him. Oh, he must have loved it.
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Actually when I pointed it out to him (It took me two times to do so) he suddenly got this look like, 'oh so that's how to move forward'. I had to resist the urge to facepalm.
I only condone RP if I've either beaten the game once before, or its a game Like GTA and I'm bored.
Though, I will admit to cheating in Skyrim, But thats mostly because I roleplay in the game, and getting the stuff I need takes a while.
Though, I will admit to cheating in Skyrim, But thats mostly because I roleplay in the game, and getting the stuff I need takes a while.
That I do understand(especially seeing as how GTA is one of those games that focuses a lot on putsing around and completing missions rather than adventure) though I don't cheat in Skyrim simply because I'm playing with the PS3 version where mods aren't so easily accessible.
Even so, with most games I personally feel as though going straight for the cheat codes shouldn't be one's first instinct but god forbid the great Pyrite Plebeian actually fail in a game.
Shades of when I was growing up and a friend of mine got Megaman X and swore the game was unbeatable because she couldn't beat Vile - because she was using a Game Genie for unlimited health.
I really don't understand the point of using cheat codes in a game to make you invincible. The best part of playing a game is challenging yourself and finding ways to work with the limits the game gives you so you can build skill. If something keeps kicking your ass in the game you keep trying at it until you figure out how it's kicking your ass and then work out a way to overcome all those things. That shit makes you feel like you accomplished something, and it gives you reason to keep playing. If you take away all the struggles then there's no point in actually trying at it, and this there's no point in playing the game in the first place. It really says a lot about GK's character that he takes away the actual purpose to the thing that he spends entire days of his life doing because he can't handle the fact that he can be defeated just like everyone else on the planet.
It never occurred to her to just play the game vanilla? Seriously, that's the first level of that game, getting through it without losing lives up to Vile is pathetically easy and if the intro boss is impossible to kill then that might be an indication defeating him isn't supposed to happen.
Then again, if that actually was such a common problem, the utter bastard that is High Max (who is literally immune to X Buster fire at all times) from X6 makes a little more sense as he only fights you at the end of the intro level if you didn't take any damage, which means he exists only to curbstomp players who are godly at the first level or are invincible by cheating.
To him, games are nothing more than essentially a drug. A drug that gives him the ability to play god. He never wants to play by anybody else's rules if he can simply mod the fuck out of the game to change the rules in his favor such that he can't lose. That marathon story where everybody cheered him as the winner because he claimed they knew he was going to win anyway had he not tripped or something? Why the hell would he make such a big deal about trying to skew the story so obviously into making him seem to be the best of them all? The answer is that he simply thinks he's one step away from being a goddamn Adonis, the idea he is inferior to anybody in any way must be avoided by any means necessary.
Which is most likley why he hates his brother, because there's ample evidence to suggest GK recognizes his brother has succeeded in life while he himself...hasn't. And this is the greatest bane of his existence.
I'd love to read that marathon story. Do you know where I could find it?
That's one way that Jay is like a lot of these lolcows. He can't accept defeat, yet the moment he starts interacting with others, defeat is practically guaranteed. I wonder how defeat affects him? Beating Jay Geis seems like a rather easy prospect. He might get compared to his brother all the time, and if he does, boom - Jay loses, simply because his brother seems to be far more functional.
Here you go my friend!
EDIT: Wait, quoted the wrong post... trying to track down the screen cap, but the text below refers to what you wanted at least
Jay said:
Thanks, Smutley!
Wow. Yeah, Jay, everyone agreed you were the champion. The champion who crossed the finish line last.
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How do you forget that a race requires one to cross a finish line?
Hey, wait -
"I remember the climax during some pep rally obstacle course, when there was nobody to represent the Seniors. I was compelled to volunteer, and that was probably the only I time I was glad to have a brother. He was the one who got the packed bleachers chanting my name. Heck, I should've won! I might've stumbled, but I whooped all the others...Except at the very end, when I forgot about the "finish line". But everyone agreed that I was, nevertheless, the champion."
So, Jay was the lone senior running in the event. He somehow "whooped all the others" - all the others being underclassmen.
Jay was beaten by underclassmen in his senior year of high school.
Hold on... he forgot about the finish line? Did he see the crowd chanting his name and egging him on and decide to stop and soak it in, letting the kids behind him run ahead and cross the line?
EDIT: Someone probably told him: "You could have won that? Why'd you stop?" and all Jay heard was "You should have won that".
On the subject of cheating: do you think Jay knows the feeling of real success? If he God-modes his way through every challenge his video games present him with, has every really overcome anything?
Those of us who play vidya as our number 1 hobby all the know how it feels to get lost and to get stuck and then to know the joy and relief of finally overcoming it. Jay just plows through it on easy, feeling only the petty thrill of power over something that is powerless and poses no threat. I used to cheat through games but found they got boring so quickly if there was no threat.
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It's simple - he is scared to fail, and therefore will never attempt anything that he knows he even has a chance of failing at.
Everyone who has ever accomplished anything has needed to take risks. Intelligent people know that they will not always succeed, but failure lets you learn something at least. People like Jay will do the bare minimum their entire lives and accomplish nothing, as it is hard to fail when your goals are so minuscule.
And yet he's lost both a girlfriend and a potential girlfriend by doing absolutely nothing.
Has Jay never heard the quote "Always try, for when you don't try, you have already failed."?
Honestly this might be the quote that sums Jay up - so scared of being anything less than God himself, he fails at everything he does.
Or in other words "Do, or do not. There is no try." I'm sure he's heard this variation...
I made a joke eulogy to you before Jay. but here is how I really feel if you are truly gone from the internet.
Thank you Jay Geis, for not being here anymore.
Thank you for finally leaving a strong lovely lady alone, that didn't deserve your abuse. She never deserved to be around you. You didn't deserve her presence.
Thank you for all the underage girls you didn't prey on, with your wrong "S&M ways" JELLYFISH, IDEALLY.
Thank you, for everyone that doesn't have to exist around you and feel as though as you struggle through life, nobody has it worse than you, when a lot of people do.
I followed your saga Jay, as I have spina bifida from birth as also am laid out from deep vein thrombosis so the swelling stops me from working. I have watched many intelligent, courageous people who have known the issues of the real world much better than you ever will realize try and reason with you, with ignorance and ego at every turn.
I'm glad you're gone. I don't care if this sounds like i'm an a-log. I'm glad this sub is going to fade into obscurity because thats what you deserve.
Goodbye, Jay Geis. Whether you are "dead" or not, nobody will mourn you.
Thank you Jay Geis, for not being here anymore.
Thank you for finally leaving a strong lovely lady alone, that didn't deserve your abuse. She never deserved to be around you. You didn't deserve her presence.
Thank you for all the underage girls you didn't prey on, with your wrong "S&M ways" JELLYFISH, IDEALLY.
Thank you, for everyone that doesn't have to exist around you and feel as though as you struggle through life, nobody has it worse than you, when a lot of people do.
I followed your saga Jay, as I have spina bifida from birth as also am laid out from deep vein thrombosis so the swelling stops me from working. I have watched many intelligent, courageous people who have known the issues of the real world much better than you ever will realize try and reason with you, with ignorance and ego at every turn.
I'm glad you're gone. I don't care if this sounds like i'm an a-log. I'm glad this sub is going to fade into obscurity because thats what you deserve.
Goodbye, Jay Geis. Whether you are "dead" or not, nobody will mourn you.
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