Golden Knight's End? 12/12/2014 -

[Rogowski]

I'm not going to pretend that I am all up to date on the GK saga, but I've read a few threads here and there. Anyways, this is a lot more common than you might believe. Everyone surely remembers Raven Sparks and her final solution, and you may or may not have heard of a lesser known juggalo lolcow who faked her suicide on Facebook with the cooperation of her mother.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Jolene_JRyda

This was a shitstorm that I had been involved with directly, as I was the admin of the facebook page that started the entire drama. I know GK didn't attempt suicide like these two did but there would still be some sort of digital footprint if he had actually died.

 

[Coster]

I'm not going to pretend that I am all up to date on the GK saga, but I've read a few threads here and there. Anyways, this is a lot more common than you might believe. Everyone surely remembers Raven Sparks and her final solution, and you may or may not have heard of a lesser known juggalo lolcow who faked her suicide on Facebook with the cooperation of her mother.

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/Jolene_JRyda

This was a shitstorm that I had been involved with directly, as I was the admin of the facebook page that started the entire drama. I know GK didn't attempt suicide like these two did but there would still be some sort of digital footprint if he had actually died.

Oh shiiiiiit! I remember this chick! Thanks for the memories.

As for the digital footprint thing, yeah, we all know Jay's still here. Mighty Mullet pretty much can't do anything right, especially not get his internet girlfriend to tell everyone that he's deeeeaaaaaaaaddddd. He legit thought we were dumb enough to not try and figure it out, that's the real kicker here.

 

[Jackie Chin]

Jay Geis has passed away due to....unknown circumstances.

 

[Shuu Iwamine]

Oh shiiiiiit! I remember this chick! Thanks for the memories.

As for the digital footprint thing, yeah, we all know Jay's still here. Mighty Mullet pretty much can't do anything right, especially not get his internet girlfriend to tell everyone that he's deeeeaaaaaaaaddddd. He legit thought we were dumb enough to not try and figure it out, that's the real kicker here.

Well, Jay has always seen other people as dumb NPCs, so it's not a stretch for him to think that we're stupid enough to believe this whole thing.

 

[Count groudon]

He was probably trying to "play" with a little girl who had a very protective dad

 

[He Sets Me On Fire]

I have my doubts about any reports of Jay being alive after seeing his last known selfie from his room.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I have my doubts about any reports of Jay being alive after seeing his last known selfie from his room.


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Goddamn, those Blossom dolls seem to be in a perpetual state of fear.

Of course, given what we regrettably know about GK's habits, it's more than certain they've seen some really creepy shit happen in front of that monitor.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

I have my doubts about any reports of Jay being alive after seeing his last known selfie from his room.


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Goldy kinda has the Chica hair/head shape going for him, so this makes complete sense...

 

[Ja'mie]

He was an hero to none.

 

[Coster]

Well, Jay has always seen other people as dumb NPCs, so it's not a stretch for him to think that we're stupid enough to believe this whole thing.

Obviously he failed his Speech check, otherwise we might have believed him.

 

[Eponine]

I wonder when he's going to slink back online and play this off like it never happened :p

 

[Billy_Sama]

For GK, this was a un-epic way to go.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I wonder when he's going to slink back online and play this off like it never happened :p

Oh, he's not going to pretend this didn't happen.

He's just going to pretend we fell for it hook, line, and sinker, even though his girlfriend at this time manged to hilariously botch lying about it.

In fact, I think he wanted to lay low until something blew over in his life. But now that he saw that we were winding down, he probably got ambitious and decided to try to quicken the process by faking his death through the one person he could trust, thinking that we'd permanently leave him alone afterward.

His impatience did him in.

 

[Locksnap]

Manday is a troll who wants to get exclusive info on Jay or she's as sociopathic as he is.

Not only am I positive Mandy isn't sincere, but I'm also convinced she and her brother aren't separate entities. I hope she spills the beans soon and let us in on what she knows.

 

[littlebiscuits]

Guys. We know she is a troll. She came here and told us, remember? Come on, this wasn't even that long ago! End of discussion.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

I thought it was Mandy's *brother* that came here to tell us that Goldy was trying to sway Mandy to be his beloved.

 

[littlebiscuits]

I thought it was Mandy's *brother* that came here to tell us that Goldy was trying to sway Mandy to be his beloved.

Didn't you know Max and Julay had a little sister?

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Didn't you know Max and Julay had a little sister?

It......It all makes sense now....

 

[CWCissey]

Didn't you know Max and Julay had a little sister?

Oh shit the mullet is going to get shoved up Jay's arse!

 

[Mogambo]

Honestly if I thought it were true I'd say good riddance. But having seen plenty of idiots fake their own deaths over the internet I'm guessing we'll see Jay resume his antics in another week or two.