Golden Knight's End? 12/12/2014 -

[Optimus Prime]

Honestly if I thought it were true I'd say good riddance. But having seen plenty of idiots fake their own deaths over the internet I'm guessing we'll see Jay resume his antics in another week or two.

I disagree, but only because last we heard his computer had also finally given up the ghost, to which he announced his plans of assuming the salary of 3 months work at Geek Squad + twice as much of that value being given to him as Christmas money (from who is unknown since no fucking way is his mom going to drop $3,000 in his lap as he has to be assuming here) all to buy the most high-end computer components available because he thinks he can't go wrong when he has A+ certification.

We'll certainly be hearing about how he feels cheated after Christmas, however, with the off-the-shelf system he inevitably is forced to buy when he discovers that's all he can afford.

 

[Ruin]

Is his Steam account still active? I find it hard to believe someone as addicted to vidya as the Aluminum Autist is could stay away for very long.

 

[Coster]

Is his Steam account still active? I find it hard to believe someone as addicted to vidya as the Aluminum Autist is could stay away for very long.

I'm pretty sure he removed anyone from the forums from his friends list and set his profile to private, as well as changing its URL, his name, and its avatar.

 

[Ruin]

gotcha

 

[Total Dingus]

If anyone really wants to know the truth (as if it isn't already known), just buy a comic.

Jay would never be able to resist 8 bucks.

 

[autism420]

Are there any conventions coming up around the area where he lives? Wouldn't be a bad idea to see if he has a booth registered.

 

[GlassArmour]

And it was going so well too... Oh well, looks like the Gold Train is back on the rails

 

[Le Bateleur]

And it was going so well too... Oh well, looks like the Gold Train is back on the rails

How so?

 

[The I Scream Man]

And it was going so well too... Oh well, looks like the Gold Train is back on the rails

No one likes a tease, pal.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I'm pretty sure he removed anyone from the forums from his friends list and set his profile to private, as well as changing its URL, his name, and its avatar.

Yeah, except you can still track that shit
http://steamcommunity.com/id/sowiensi3592vwcdDGN

 

[Le Bateleur]

Yeah, except you can still track that shit
http://steamcommunity.com/id/sowiensi3592vwcdDGN

GK's new avatar is finally an appropriate reflection of him.

 

[Optimus Prime]

GK's new avatar is finally an appropriate reflection of him.

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Now he just needs his true love to kiss him and turn him back to normal.

Unfortunate, then, that we know exactly what that girl would need to be in his case, and that such a girl does not exist.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

(from who is unknown since no fucking way is his mom going to drop $3,000 in his lap as he has to be assuming here)

Some kids are that spoiled though, remember: INDOOR SWIMMING POOL

 

[Optimus Prime]

Some kids are that spoiled though, remember: INDOOR SWIMMING POOL

They're not that rich. Besides, if they were, then I'd bet his mom would sooner buy him a new car than a computer that would destroy their power bill budget.

 

[Total Dingus]

My hope is that this erasure of his online presence was self-realization, rather than directly forced upon him. There's a far greater chance that he'd learn from the former, and rebound from the latter. I still think that his first real exposure to the working world, especially around relatively tech-savvy co-workers who could easily ferret out his weird online self, was a harsh awakening.

 

[Ruin]

Nah my guess is that he got weened hard. His parents were perfectly content to let the horror they spawned do whatever he wanted as long as it didn't directly affect them, but once weens started calling and yelling and mailing copies of juniors pedo journal to their workplaces I'm guessing his parents had a THIS IS MY HOUSE! MOMENT.

 

[asperhes]

Jay is currently rafting down the Mississippi River with Jim.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

Jay is currently rafting down the Mississippi River with Jim.

".....Could you pass the oar please, N word Jim?"

 

[Captain Cid]

Nah my guess is that he got weened hard. His parents were perfectly content to let the horror they spawned do whatever he wanted as long as it didn't directly affect them, but once weens started calling and yelling and mailing copies of juniors pedo journal to their workplaces I'm guessing his parents had a THIS IS MY HOUSE! MOMENT.

In other words, weens did god's work. What a way to turn weenery into a wonderful, positive thing.

 

[Jonzun]

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