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Aftermath = mommy could not be prouder of tin can!
I love hearing about his family though.
I had a Q&A with him the next day regarding this stream. Its located here for those who missed it.
http://cwckiforums.com/threads/the-golden-knight-general-thread.4336/page-136#post-318152
http://cwckiforums.com/threads/the-golden-knight-general-thread.4336/page-136#post-318152
This is correct.
It has been established in the previous two threads via email leaks and such that his dad pretty much wants nothing to do with him. Same with his brother as far as I could tell.
DrChristianTroy
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I really enjoy him being baffled why his dad and brother wouldn't really give a shit about his stream. Something that, for all intents and purposes, isn't a big deal.
I haven't seen the stream yet, but according to Jay, everything he does is an EPICALLY big deal, especially if he's proud of the outcome. Thus everyone should praise him for everything and be very interested in what he's doing next.
DrChristianTroy
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Admittedly spazzing out for 4 hours is an accomplishment. An EPIC HEROIC MANLY TERMINATOR one? Not so much.
The reason he's so proud of his stream is probably because it's the most social interaction he's ever had in a long time, if not ever. It may also be the most positive, seeing as everyone in there was pretending to like/worship him and giving him attention. It made mommy proud too therefor it's an EPIC accomplishment.
DrChristianTroy
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His mom must have the lowest standards.
Better to pretend your kid is successful then face the sad truth that they're actually kinda pathetic i guess
I know people kept saying over and over that Goldie's voice was... something else, but I have to finally agree now that I can hear it.
That 'accent', the way he yells to speak like a toddler before they learn their inside voice... his parents should feel ashamed that this guy may not have been so bad if they didn't let him get away with the things he now obsesses over, like wanting to kill people as if that makes you cooler, and wanting to have joined the military just to kill people. I don't think knights just decided to go on rampages and slaughter a bunch of people and then go "Oh... and yeah, something about honor and whatever... huzzah!"
That 'accent', the way he yells to speak like a toddler before they learn their inside voice... his parents should feel ashamed that this guy may not have been so bad if they didn't let him get away with the things he now obsesses over, like wanting to kill people as if that makes you cooler, and wanting to have joined the military just to kill people. I don't think knights just decided to go on rampages and slaughter a bunch of people and then go "Oh... and yeah, something about honor and whatever... huzzah!"
Once think is undeniable. It was certainly a Golden Stream.
That's the key word in that sentence.
Picklechu
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Example of a West Baltimore accent, which Goldie has.
While you can definitely hear the similarities between this guy and the stream, this doesn't really explain some of the difficulties he has with Rs, Ls, and Ws, so I think it's safe to say that he may have a bit of a speech impediment.
While you can definitely hear the similarities between this guy and the stream, this doesn't really explain some of the difficulties he has with Rs, Ls, and Ws, so I think it's safe to say that he may have a bit of a speech impediment.
There are some timestamps already in the YouTube comments, but here are some more reposted from the general thread:
1:35:45 Jay's bizzare laugh causes his mic to phase
1:35:25 "my mullet, my grin, my BOOM voice"
1:57:56 Jay's 'Golden Knight' came from Sonic Adventure 2
1:59:00 Jay calls his audience "minions". Blathers about how he wants to be a legend. Backtracks from "minions" around 1:59:40
2:00:30 apologises for offending, sounds incredibly insincere
2:08:09 "what do you think I am? A pedophile?" *laughs*
2:09:21 Gives out "Amanda's" "full name"; she is his "cutie sexy Blah-sum". Tries to guilt-trip her into participating in the stream via Skype. He wants everyone to hear her "Bit-tish accent".
2:11:03 his parents know "the epicness they have given birth to" They love him, he loves them.
2:11:30 "friends and fans - kinda the same thing really"
2:12:54 "Kiwi Forums"
2:15:01 Jay lists the things that MotLW rips off. PPG, Bomberman the Second Attack - but not Iron Man
2:17:10 Jay explains in detail how nettles work, adds that they're "quite kinky"
2:22:28 Jay invokes the Nuremburg defence for killing the squirrels "I had my orders!"
2:23:09 Jay admits killing squirrels was a pleasure
2:23:26 Jay impersonates a chewing squirrel. The music makes it more disturbing
2:24:03 Jay wants to be famous by "now. Or maybe a couple years from now"
2:23:38 Jay's run for class president was AWESOME but he didn't make the cut, maybe they didn't like his speech about how everything was great
2:25:03 Jay didn't win
2:25:21 "I don't renember. And even if I did I rather not."
2:27:59 "I praise you mortals for drawing epic fan art!"
2:28:39 Jay did NOT get aroused from killing squirrels
2:29:10 It would be Jay's pleasure to kill a human who was proving themselves evil
2:29:42 Evil is stuff like death threats, unprovoked murder attempts, destroying stuff, robbing. Jay would kill vandals and robbers with pleasure.
2:30:43 "Killing in war is cool 'cos it's war" The only reason Jay isn't a marine is because it's not all about killing. He'd be Lt or Cpt Jay otherwise.
2:32:00 Jay doesn't think he'll take art classes
2:40:55 Jay foot fetish as a boy
2:41:15 Kiwi forums must die; killed his sweetheart
2:41:32 "anyway"
2:43:38 Jay insists Gloryhammer is not a parody band. Weird Al is. They have the epic story of Angus McFife, Prince of the Land of Fife.
2:44:15 "love me or hate, I am all of me"
2:45:25 Jay reads a review pointing out Gloryhammer is a parody. Jay still thinks they're awesome.
2:46:19 It's still epic to him, dammit
2:48:37 Jay sings!
2:50:10 Jay loves a piece of fan art. Sings some more
2:50:50 Rock! Rock! Rock! Rock!
2:51:20 'Singing' intensifies. Jay goes screamo.
2:51:40 "I sound like a re-tard. And I'm out of breath"
2:54:52 Jay can't pronounce "ableit", says "al-bite".
3:01:56 Jay normally gets his butt whupped in multiplayer games
3:02:20 "Everyone deserves a chance. EVERYone. Even the autistic and Downs' syndromes"
4:06:23 "she is my heartsweet"
4:07:41 "my heart level is 100%"
4:08:16 "my love quest is oficially over"
4:09:21 love sigh
4:10:23 Jay can't pronounce "bestow", says "
4:22:07 - 4:23:04 Jay plays air guitar, 'sings', and sways to some very manly music.
4:50:58 our hero gets reported to the Jerkops
4:52:27 Jay holds his head in his hands
1:35:25 "my mullet, my grin, my BOOM voice"
1:57:56 Jay's 'Golden Knight' came from Sonic Adventure 2
1:59:00 Jay calls his audience "minions". Blathers about how he wants to be a legend. Backtracks from "minions" around 1:59:40
2:00:30 apologises for offending, sounds incredibly insincere
2:08:09 "what do you think I am? A pedophile?" *laughs*
2:09:21 Gives out "Amanda's" "full name"; she is his "cutie sexy Blah-sum". Tries to guilt-trip her into participating in the stream via Skype. He wants everyone to hear her "Bit-tish accent".
2:11:03 his parents know "the epicness they have given birth to" They love him, he loves them.
2:11:30 "friends and fans - kinda the same thing really"
2:12:54 "Kiwi Forums"
2:15:01 Jay lists the things that MotLW rips off. PPG, Bomberman the Second Attack - but not Iron Man
2:17:10 Jay explains in detail how nettles work, adds that they're "quite kinky"
2:22:28 Jay invokes the Nuremburg defence for killing the squirrels "I had my orders!"
2:23:09 Jay admits killing squirrels was a pleasure
2:23:26 Jay impersonates a chewing squirrel. The music makes it more disturbing
2:24:03 Jay wants to be famous by "now. Or maybe a couple years from now"
2:23:38 Jay's run for class president was AWESOME but he didn't make the cut, maybe they didn't like his speech about how everything was great
2:25:03 Jay didn't win
2:25:21 "I don't renember. And even if I did I rather not."
2:27:59 "I praise you mortals for drawing epic fan art!"
2:28:39 Jay did NOT get aroused from killing squirrels
2:29:10 It would be Jay's pleasure to kill a human who was proving themselves evil
2:29:42 Evil is stuff like death threats, unprovoked murder attempts, destroying stuff, robbing. Jay would kill vandals and robbers with pleasure.
2:30:43 "Killing in war is cool 'cos it's war" The only reason Jay isn't a marine is because it's not all about killing. He'd be Lt or Cpt Jay otherwise.
2:32:00 Jay doesn't think he'll take art classes
2:40:55 Jay foot fetish as a boy
2:41:15 Kiwi forums must die; killed his sweetheart
2:41:32 "anyway"
2:43:38 Jay insists Gloryhammer is not a parody band. Weird Al is. They have the epic story of Angus McFife, Prince of the Land of Fife.
2:44:15 "love me or hate, I am all of me"
2:45:25 Jay reads a review pointing out Gloryhammer is a parody. Jay still thinks they're awesome.
2:46:19 It's still epic to him, dammit
2:48:37 Jay sings!
2:50:10 Jay loves a piece of fan art. Sings some more
2:50:50 Rock! Rock! Rock! Rock!
2:51:20 'Singing' intensifies. Jay goes screamo.
2:51:40 "I sound like a re-tard. And I'm out of breath"
2:54:52 Jay can't pronounce "ableit", says "al-bite".
3:01:56 Jay normally gets his butt whupped in multiplayer games
3:02:20 "Everyone deserves a chance. EVERYone. Even the autistic and Downs' syndromes"
4:06:23 "she is my heartsweet"
4:07:41 "my heart level is 100%"
4:08:16 "my love quest is oficially over"
4:09:21 love sigh
4:10:23 Jay can't pronounce "bestow", says "
4:22:07 - 4:23:04 Jay plays air guitar, 'sings', and sways to some very manly music.
4:50:58 our hero gets reported to the Jerkops
4:52:27 Jay holds his head in his hands
EzioCanLeapofFaith
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The way he talks sometimes, its like a mild version of Bawwy Kwipky from the Big Bang Theory
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