Golden Wiki Comes Under Siege; Siege Abruptly Ends -

[Jaimas]

The Golden Wiki came under attack, earlier today, when the forces of Hero Team assaulted it and blanked most of the pages. Amusingly, the attackers forgot about the ability to simply revert articles, and forgot about Obamatron's ongoing archiving of the site. As of this moment, it's backed up with zero harm done.

We're definitely getting to Mr. Geis.

 

[ordinarycough]

So can this be confirmed to be Jay's work?

 

[Jaimas]

So can this be confirmed to be Jay's work?

Most likely either Jay or friends/followers of Jay. If it were a random /b/ tard attack it most likely would have suffered only a dusting of vandalism, maybe a few images being changed to pics of Tyler Durden's penis, and so on. This was a concerted deleting attempt, and moreover, one of the many accounts used in the attempt had a few comments during the deletions....

"you will never have anyone like chris again, get over it fags"

"NO ONE FUCKING CARES"

"Like many other LOLcows, jay is poor and unemployed like everyone following him"

These aren't the actions of your average Ween or /b/tard - whoever was trying actively to assail it and denigrate its userbase (and failed utterly). The timestamps also nicely mesh up with Jay's being relatively quiet.

 

[littlebiscuits]

There were a few pictures changed, and the IP address indicated the users were European. So idk if the Silver Sperg actually had anything to do with it. The person was a real retard too, definitely their first day on the internet. They seemed to think they were attacking Jay himself by messing with the wiki. There were two or three spergs in all.

I guess it's possible Jay was involved, but if it was, he probably got someone else to do it for him.

 

[Burned Man]

Jay has minions to do his dirty work now? This sounds like it could be only the beginning of the battle for the Golden Knight wiki.

 

[Smutley]

An interesting note is that Jay has deleted his most recent blog post titled What I Stand For, which included the following line:

If you attempt to make any "wikis" about me, you should be immediately blocked from my presence. The only exception is if I directly oversee and moderate all of its content to an absolute. Until then, it shall *never* be recognized as an "official" source, and will always be referred to by labels like "evil" or "sponsored by bullying." *I* am your official source! Pointing out my flaws is one thing, but the things I've heard extend into bullying territory. That's no good. Lies and exaggerations do not help the counterargument, either. Ideally, once such a wiki has been completely cleansed (0 articles in existence, kind of cleansed), come talk to me. Until then, I'd rather pretend it does not exist.

Now this doesn't implicate him in the vandalism attempt, but it's really strange he mentions wikis being "cleansed" by deleting all the articles and 0'ing them out.

 

[Jackie Chin]

"Geek Squad attacks wiki page dedicated to an employee!" I can see the headlines now.

 

[Jaimas]

Jackie brought this up, but Jay was joking about getting his Geek Squad homeys to attack the Wiki.

It's an interesting possibility, since we know for sure it's seriously been getting under his skin.

My take is that the most likely scenario is that this was either:

A): A bunch of asshat counter-cwcki vandals (in which case they're idiots)

or

B): Friends/associates of Jay (in which case they're also idiots)

 

[Coster]

Jackie brought this up, but apparently, Jay may have gotten some of his Geek Squad buddies to (ineptly) attack the Wiki.

This Squad of Geeks is no match for the vigilance of the Knight Watch. Neither brigands nor bad haircuts will prevent the archival of the Golden Knight's antics.

 

[Jackie Chin]

I'm sure somewhere during Jay's whole training, he snuck in that he is a comic book creator, and internet famous, and that he has an evil wiki dedicated to him just to destroy his life.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I don't know. GK doesn't really have any REAL friends. Most the people he converses with are barely acquainted with him or trolls pretending to be his friends. Maybe a few trolls are trying to get in GK's good graces so they did a limp-wristed attack on the wiki just in an attempt impress Jay. Jay freaks out when told this and deletes the latest journal entries because he doesn't want to be blamed for it.

That's just a wild shot in the dark though.

 

[Jaimas]

Fortunately, LittleBiscuits is behind seven proxies, so we'll likely learn more about this soon, one way or the other.

 

[wheat pasta]

Damn, I was hoping it was Jay who 'attacked'. It'd have been a lot funnier.

 

[Konstantinos]

Most likely either Jay or friends/followers of Jay.

Wait, slow down, Jay has friends? And followers? How do we know that wouldn't just be him and his mom?

 

[Jaimas]

Wait, slow down, Jay has friends? And followers? How do we know that wouldn't just be him and his mom?

He does have followers on DeviantArt that aren't Kiwis and haven't trolled him yet, so there's someone out there that likes his comics.

 

[littlebiscuits]

Wait, slow down, Jay has friends? And followers? How do we know that wouldn't just be him and his mom?

He definitely doesn't have friends. He told lisa this several times. The only friend he only had was some guy at his first job (the one he only worked for half a week) who was polite to him, and told him where to get the parking permits.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I imagine that it's probably some tryhard troll attempting to gain his trust.

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

I imagine that it's probably some tryhard troll attempting to gain his trust.

Or, you know, somebody using a proxy of sorts.

 

[EzioCanLeapofFaith]

He definitely doesn't have friends. He told lisa this several times. The only friend he only had was some guy at his first job (the one he only worked for half a week) who was polite to him, and told him where to get the parking permits.

That is so sad..... You would think that a guy whose mullet made him so popular in high school would have kept in touch with his hs friends at least.

 

[Watermelon1337]

The only person I could think of who would be legitimately white knighting Jay is one particular DA nutcase who's just as dense as Jay is (I can't remember their name... they were perfectly fine with the Final Closure journal, though).