Goldieisms -

[sikotik]

Like another famous lolcow, GK has a rather unique grasp of the English language.
Here are a couple of "Goldieisms" off the top of my head.

Epic- everything Jay does no matter how pathetic or mundane
Peasant, Commoner, or NPC- Everyone who isn't Jay or his lover
Number 3- Fap Fap Fap
Hero 2- Whoever is Jays's action heroine from the ground up at the moment.

 

[littlebiscuits]

Let's not forget "booming voice" and "Iconic Mullet".... Also, you guys can add your favorite Goldiesms to the wiki! http://the-golden-knight.wikia.com/wiki/The Golden Knight Wiki?wiki-welcome=1

 

[Jonzun]

My Booming Voice - To speak in idiosyncratic phrases with the inability of regulating resonance, fluency and / or articulation.

EDIT: littlebiscuits got there just before I clicked post message

 

[ASoulMan]

IDEALLY

One of JayZ's favorite words to use.

 

[asperhes]

The characters in his comix always make these bizarre vocalisms that are totally unique and do not correspond with how normal people talk. Some examples:

"YAAAA-RGH!"

"Rae-ra-ra-ra."

"Ar-k."

"Noooo-ooooo!" (What is the dash doing there? What purpose does it serve? Does it change the pronunciation?"

There are similar issues with the sound effects.

 

[cluelessly]

The characters in his comix always make these bizarre vocalisms that are totally unique and do not correspond with how normal people talk. Some examples:

"YAAAA-RGH!"

"Rae-ra-ra-ra."

"Ar-k."

"Noooo-ooooo!" (What is the dash doing there? What purpose does it serve? Does it change the pronunciation?"

There are similar issues with the sound effects.

I think those come from him never having actually read any comics and having no idea how sound effects are handled in them. He just knows comics have written sound effects and tries to write them based on how he says them/hears them in his head. Combine his "booming voice", possible speech impediment and poor writing ability and those are the results.

 

[Le Bateleur]

"Mating" having sex. Why Jay uses the more scientific term is unknown.
"Dumb deer" a deer. For some reason, Jay will always add the adjective "dumb".
"Epic" episode. Jay will refer to "Star Wars Epic 5" rather than "Episode 5"

 

[Reymath]

I'll go ahead and throw it in, then.

"Worker's block" = laziness

 

[Jaimas]

The characters in his comix always make these bizarre vocalisms that are totally unique and do not correspond with how normal people talk. Some examples:

"YAAAA-RGH!"

"Rae-ra-ra-ra."

"Ar-k."

"Noooo-ooooo!" (What is the dash doing there? What purpose does it serve? Does it change the pronunciation?"

There are similar issues with the sound effects.

My favorite one is SHEEEEE-EEEEEEP!!

 

[Picklechu]

Surprised that no one has mentioned "lover" yet.

"Lover"--a significant other who one has a desire to throw jellyfish at and to shoot in the vagina.

 

[LaptopGeek]

'Giggling'- private thoughts, ie sexing

 

[Total Dingus]

I shudder to even repeat it, but:

"By Blossom!" and/or "Mother of Blossom!" : Blossom = God.
"Worker's Block" = name for extreme laziness brought on by a pampered upbringing.

 

[Picklechu]

"Action Heroine" = a woman who desires to be whipped with stinging nettles, covered and jellyfish and fire ants, and shot point-blank in the vagina.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Jay always says "anus" when a normal person would say "ass/arse/butt". Why he's so specific is unknown.

 

[exball]

Let's not forget "booming voice" and "Iconic Mullet".... Also, you guys can add your favorite Goldiesms to the wiki! http://the-golden-knight.wikia.com/wiki/The Golden Knight Wiki?wiki-welcome=1

Will we just give any sperg with a computer a wiki now?

 

[StallChaser]

Will we just give any sperg with a computer a wiki now?

People said that about Jace, too.

 

[MysticMisty]

Jay always says "anus" when a normal person would say "ass/arse/butt". Why he's so specific is unknown.

It's possible his mother drilled into him at a young age to always use the proper words for things, possibly to avoid him using slang/swearing for whatever reasons. That's my guess at any rate.

 

[Total Dingus]

.... maybe he thinks that the proper word for butt is "anus"? Just like he thought that the entire vagina was covered by a giant flap of skin?

 

[Coster]

"Lies, lies, and exaggerated half-truths!"

I really like this one, even though he only used it once. I think he was talking about the Kiwi forums, I forgot when he said it though.

 

[The Mountain]

If I'm not mistaken, he actually posted that one here after he was called out in the Dynastia incident and he found himself on dangerously thin ice with Heather.