Kiwi Farms

Like another famous lolcow, GK has a rather unique grasp of the English language.
Here are a couple of "Goldieisms" off the top of my head.

Epic- everything Jay does no matter how pathetic or mundane
Peasant, Commoner, or NPC- Everyone who isn't Jay or his lover
Number 3- Fap Fap Fap
Hero 2- Whoever is Jays's action heroine from the ground up at the moment.