Good Substitute For Cherry Mountain Dew?? -

[Loxiozzz]

Guys help I'm dying I was thirsty and when I checked my mini fridge all the dew was gone I'm freakin out I need to wash down these Doritos I'm choking

 

[millais]

Cherry Dr. Pepper is very good for quenching the thirst

 

[UnwiseKhan]

Bleach. Original Dew is the true gamer fuel.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

It's not "Cherry Mountain Dew", it's "Mountain Dew Code Red".

If you were a true gamer, you'd know that...

....YOU FUCKING CUCKED SJW HILLARY CLINTON SHILL

 

[Loxiozzz]

It's not "Cherry Mountain Dew", it's "Mountain Dew Code Red".

If you were a true gamer, you'd know that...

....YOU FUCKING CUCKED SJW HILLARY CLINTON SHILL

Hell I wouldn't know I don't have any fight me

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

>Not drinking white out

Whatever Kotaku is shilling for drinks I guess. I say this because you simply arn't a true gamer. Go back to playing Undertale.

 

[Abethedemon]

CLOROX

 

[José Mourinho]

Different flavors for Mountain Dew will do the trick.

 

[Organic Fapcup]

Everclear mixed with ghost pepper juice

 

[A Bag Of Beans]

Go to a grocery store and special order a few boxes of Livewire mountain dew. It's pretty good if you like diabetes and salt.

 

[Witlich]

Any soft drink ought to do it. Although, I'd recommend sticking with the above suggestions to remain a "real gamer".

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

Any other flavor of mountain dew.

Alternativly: Semen. You are already drinking this if you arn't drinking dew!

 

[MrTroll]

Lean, if it's good enough for Lil Wayne it's good enough for me.

 

[The Lawgiver]

Yo man I got like a synthed moutan dew mixture i came up with when i was blazed as hell and it actually works shits lik if they had an IRL kraftin system or some noise.

step uno: take some of this musle milk shit and dump like a pack of that fukin sick AF betty crocker sweet potato spice mix in there from two thankszivingz ago as well as raw sugar and by sugar i mean fukin raw cocaine mixed in with actual sugar .

Step Dos:next comes the GG kqality mix of Kiwi and lime juice fresh squeezed from the unripened ones rite from the store. like not the ones with the fukin fruit flies no no bro you dont wanna touch that shit itll give you some nasty bad trips and not gamin focus seriously dont even fukin try for once you need unripened shit not gross ass gnat infested rot yo.

Step tres: mix that fukin shit dog

Step quadropedo: game on and enjoi prolly wit gamer Dewrito chili hot dogs mang

Wait shit man u prolly dont kno wat da fuk dweriro chili hotdoges ar yo nvm fam ill spill tha beens l8r boiz no worries fam