Off-Topic Good things about ADF -

[Squealer]

He is contemplating suicide, so I thought we could help him out with some words of encouragement. Like how much he would better the world by sticking to his word.

He's a great woman in the fact that he has no balls and he's a massive pussy.
He has so many supportive friends.
He stands for "equality".

Feel free to add some more love for this true beautiful, person (I think it's human)

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Thread locked.
Reason: there are no good things about Phil.

 

[chimpburgers]

He's made me laugh harder than Chris has lately with his incompetence and insanity.

 

[CatParty]

he lied about all of his rapes, soooo i guess it's good he's never been raped.

 

[Squealer]

If only he followed up on his threats, than we couldn't make fun of him.

 

[Four-Wheeled Fedora]

He's full of precious organs which could fetch a tidy sum on the black market.

 

[Squealer]

He's full of precious organs which could fetch a tidy sum on the black market.

Bad thing is he has aids. Good thing is no one will have him inside them

 

[Morbid Boredom]

He's given the Farms much to laugh about during these lean times -if we were dependent on Chris alone, we'd have died of boredom.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

A vivid imagination! Almost Gloria Tesch-esque.

 

[Tranhuviya]

His pictures make for great target practice.

 

[ln18]

He isn't taking anyone's job away.

 

[DuskEngine]

hi @NostalgiaJazzAdmirer

 

[OtterParty]

He'll make some scientists very fascinated one day.

 

[sugoi-chan]

He's capable of donating his tugboat money to Latinx women on welfare nationwide by killing himself and ending his need for it.

 

[Stress Sigh]

There's only one of him

He's no where near my family or friends

The way he looks and smells warns sane people to avoid him

He's too much of a pussy to do anything unlike Chris though that makes Phil a little boring he's like Chris-lite like Chris but no edge

He could easily cosplay as Timmy Turner with those beaver teeth

He picks the most laughable political stances

No sane person would believe his lies

He's the closest we'll ever witness to an actual troll (Ugly, smelly, loathsome, lives under a bridge etc..)

He's funny to watch

 

[Oglooger]

He practically gives free money away to tattoo artists

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

He continues to act like a complete ass thus allowing us to laugh at him. If that isn't the mark of a true saint I don't know what is.

He supports local businesses by giving back the tugboat money he got from the taxes they paid. Truly, a (wo)man of the people.

He's a beacon of love and acceptance throughout the world as he's brought us all together in opposition to him.

In short, he is Jesus Christ come back in smelly tranny hobo form.

 

[Randy Lahey]

He doesn't live near me.

 

[Erubetie]

He is tirelessly producing carbon dioxide for a needy tree out there somewhere.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

He's a CIS WHITE MAN, which makes him part of humanity's elite