Got my vaccination notice today. -

Icasaracht

You're all fags and I am your lighter.
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I've vaccinated myself ten times over. I've lost count. I see a syringe. I read "COVID" and I take that shit. Blood-sucking bat virus. If I see a Chinese person, I pierce a bastard with a syringe to make sure that they're purified from that vampiric filth. And I take no shortcomings. My mother took these vaccines. My dog took those vaccines. Heck my best friend's lover and I share syringes for these vaccines! Vaccines forever. Vaccines for all. Bless.
 

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Buy dat hell
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Awww someone doesn't think the same way you do. Must make me a sock.

No-one could possibly hold a differing opinion.

Sorry to ruin your circle jerk home slice.
"Someone doesn't think the same as you" line, check.
Mocking the claim they're a sock, check.
Thinks saying that they 'hold a different opinion' means anything, check.
Circle jerk line, yep.

Lmao are you even trying this time?
 

Caustic Gelatin

Cleans all those hard-to-reach places!
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You should get it. I did and I feel great! I used to have all the bad thoughts like being scared, angry, and distrustful of the government, but ever since I got the vax all those thoughts are gone and now I LOVE THE GOVERNMENT! Sure sometimes the injection site vibrates and there is a electronic hum, but its a small price to pay for being so safe!

Although it is a little bit weird that not long after the shot I started getting really interested in trains. I didn't before but now I could watch them for hours. I'm sure its harmless and nothing to worry about.
 

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Buy dat hell
kiwifarms.net
I've vaccinated myself ten times over. I've lost count. I see a syringe. I read "COVID" and I take that shit. Blood-sucking bat virus. If I see a Chinese person, I pierce a bastard with a syringe to make sure that they're purified from that vampiric filth. And I take no shortcomings. My mother took these vaccines. My dog took those vaccines. Heck my best friend's lover and I share syringes for these vaccines! Vaccines forever. Vaccines for all. Bless.
All hail King Scientist Fauci. Masks be upon him.
 
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