Goth IHOP vs. Tomboy Outback Steakhouse vs. MILF Denny's vs. Femboy Hooters -

[AnimeGirlConnoisseur]

Which of these restuarants (if they existed) would provide the superior dining experience and why?

 

[Meat Target]

Tomboy Outback is the only one that sounds even remotely appealing

 

[The Sauce Boss]

Let's get in to the breakdown ladies and gents.

• Tomboy Outback Steakhouse, by far, has the farthest reach, as 'Tomboy' is one of the most popular tags for degenerate japanese cartoons, Outback is one of the more affordable steakhouse-type restaurants, and heterosexual men are a more common demographic than any other sexuality. They will also experience some crossover from the trans and lesbian communities, as well as those who just really fucking like meat.
• Goth IHOP will likely see a similar demographic to Tomboy Outback Steakhouse, however, unlike every other listing here, Goth is not a gendered term. If they include Goth boys in their employment, not only will they receive the boost in public reputation of being an equal opportunity employer, but they have the opportunity to break into both the gay and trans market, as many femboy uwus attempt to cultivate a goth aesthetic. The only real limiter is that IHOP's non-pancake options kind of suck, but on a budget, they're a fine all-day breakfast option.
• Femboy Hooters is by far the most specialized and least financially viable option, as Femboys are a niche market that apply to S&M women and particularly insecure men. However hooters has some fucking delicious wings, so maybe that will make up for it.
• Dennys provides a similar experience to IHOP, and MILFs are EXTREMELY popular in pornography. However, due to their cost-efficiency and the relative gray area and variety in which a woman is a 'milf' and how long the 'milf' period can last for some women, there will be a relatively high turnover rate.
  
  In terms of dining experience? Gotta give it to Goth IHOP. IHOP provides options for all three meals and is open for longer, has more seating than your average Hooters, is usually less remote than your average Dennys, and is less pricey than your average Outback Steakhouse. Combine this with the possibility of both Goth girls and Goth boys, and you have an experience that is open and enjoyable for all ages, genders,, and sexualities.
  
  I myself will be patronizing Tomboy Outback Steakhouse myself, however, because while I am a gay-leaning man, women with abs make me rock-solid.
  
  

 

[-4ZURE-]

Flat-chested Fridays is superior to all!

 

[Syaoran Li]

Let's get in to the breakdown ladies and gents.

• Tomboy Outback Steakhouse, by far, has the farthest reach, as 'Tomboy' is one of the most popular tags for degenerate japanese cartoons, Outback is one of the more affordable steakhouse-type restaurants, and heterosexual men are a more common demographic than any other sexuality. They will also experience some crossover from the trans and lesbian communities, as well as those who just really fucking like meat.
• Goth IHOP will likely see a similar demographic to Tomboy Outback Steakhouse, however, unlike every other listing here, Goth is not a gendered term. If they include Goth boys in their employment, not only will they receive the boost in public reputation of being an equal opportunity employer, but they have the opportunity to break into both the gay and trans market, as many femboy uwus attempt to cultivate a goth aesthetic. The only real limiter is that IHOP's non-pancake options kind of suck, but on a budget, they're a fine all-day breakfast option.
• Femboy Hooters is by far the most specialized and least financially viable option, as Femboys are a niche market that apply to S&M women and particularly insecure men. However hooters has some fucking delicious wings, so maybe that will make up for it.
• Dennys provides a similar experience to IHOP, and MILFs are EXTREMELY popular in pornography. However, due to their cost-efficiency and the relative gray area and variety in which a woman is a 'milf' and how long the 'milf' period can last for some women, there will be a relatively high turnover rate.
  
  In terms of dining experience? Gotta give it to Goth IHOP. IHOP provides options for all three meals and is open for longer, has more seating than your average Hooters, is usually less remote than your average Dennys, and is less pricey than your average Outback Steakhouse. Combine this with the possibility of both Goth girls and Goth boys, and you have an experience that is open and enjoyable for all ages, genders,, and sexualities.
  
  I myself will be patronizing Tomboy Outback Steakhouse myself, however, because while I am a gay-leaning man, women with abs make me rock-solid.

Why not all of the above?

I'll probably go to Tomboy Outback and Goth IHOP the most though, and for the same reasons you mentioned.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

Why not all of the above?

I'll probably go to Tomboy Outback and Goth IHOP the most though, and for the same reasons you mentioned.

this post single-handedly convinced me to try and finally get T&HF just because i wanted to semper fidelis this but i'm poor.

Edit: I DID IT YOU SONS OF BITCHES

 

[Murmur]

What about McDongalds?

 

[SSF2T Old User]

1. OP WTF no poll?!?!

2. Personally I would choose MILF Dennys. Special Snowflakes ruined the whole "goth" thing, and I'm not a fan of tomboys (especially their short haircuts). Femboys can get fucked.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

Flat-chested Fridays is superior to all!
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Get hinoka out of my house and never speak of Fates to me again, lest I visit upon you the same head trauma that your parents so obviously delivered upon you, reprobate.

 

[drtoboggan]

Hooters is for niggers.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

Hooters is for niggers.

Hooters is for 40 year old men of all races with failing marriages and erectile dysfunction... and people who like wings i guess.

 

[Dang Woodchucks!]

1. OP WTF no poll?!?!

2. Personally I would choose MILF Dennys. Special Snowflakes ruined the whole "goth" thing, and I'm not a fan of tomboys (especially their short haircuts). Femboys can get fucked.

MILF Denny's and Tomboy Outback for me.

Femboys and goths are shit meme-tier fetishes.

 

[Meat Target]

Let's get in to the breakdown ladies and gents.

• Tomboy Outback Steakhouse, by far, has the farthest reach, as 'Tomboy' is one of the most popular tags for degenerate japanese cartoons, Outback is one of the more affordable steakhouse-type restaurants, and heterosexual men are a more common demographic than any other sexuality. They will also experience some crossover from the trans and lesbian communities, as well as those who just really fucking like meat.
• Goth IHOP will likely see a similar demographic to Tomboy Outback Steakhouse, however, unlike every other listing here, Goth is not a gendered term. If they include Goth boys in their employment, not only will they receive the boost in public reputation of being an equal opportunity employer, but they have the opportunity to break into both the gay and trans market, as many femboy uwus attempt to cultivate a goth aesthetic. The only real limiter is that IHOP's non-pancake options kind of suck, but on a budget, they're a fine all-day breakfast option.
• Femboy Hooters is by far the most specialized and least financially viable option, as Femboys are a niche market that apply to S&M women and particularly insecure men. However hooters has some fucking delicious wings, so maybe that will make up for it.
• Dennys provides a similar experience to IHOP, and MILFs are EXTREMELY popular in pornography. However, due to their cost-efficiency and the relative gray area and variety in which a woman is a 'milf' and how long the 'milf' period can last for some women, there will be a relatively high turnover rate.
  
  In terms of dining experience? Gotta give it to Goth IHOP. IHOP provides options for all three meals and is open for longer, has more seating than your average Hooters, is usually less remote than your average Dennys, and is less pricey than your average Outback Steakhouse. Combine this with the possibility of both Goth girls and Goth boys, and you have an experience that is open and enjoyable for all ages, genders,, and sexualities.
  
  I myself will be patronizing Tomboy Outback Steakhouse myself, however, because while I am a gay-leaning man, women with abs make me rock-solid.

The combination of steak and tomboy makes me think of a chill, friendly farm girl who likes to do guy stuff with you but still acknowledges her womanhood. No makeup or shopping or any of that annoying shit.

 

[Blasterisk]

What about a Tomgirl hibachi place? Extra spicy flavor right in your face, and no annoying douchebags on their phones because their policy is DON'T. CALL. ENNYBODY.

 

[-4ZURE-]

Get hinoka out of my house and never speak of Fates to me again, lest I visit upon you the same head trauma that your parents so obviously delivered upon you, reprobate.

She better than Camilla at least.

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Tomboy Outback’s for sure!

 

[Tour of Italy]

God bless whatever mod moved this thread to Food.

 

[FluffyTehFennekin]

Also, we need a poll!

 

[Martys_not_smarty]

How about something that was a real thing at one time; drag queen Original Spaghetti Factory it was in Hollywood near the Scientology building.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

The combination of steak and tomboy makes me think of a chill, friendly farm girl who likes to do guy stuff with you but still acknowledges her womanhood. No makeup or shopping or any of that annoying shit.

if a tall blonde drink of water with a six pack, tight, lean bod and a slight texas twang isn't the tightest shit you've ever seen then get the fuck out of my face