Lolcow Grace Lavery & Daniel M. Lavery (Joseph Lavery & Mallory Ortberg) - "Straight with extra steps" couple trooning out to avoid "dwindling into mere heterosexuality"

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behindyourightnow

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Most women in business know that they have to hedge and cajole and constantly pander to other people's feelings even in situations when something is somebody else's fault, as they will often be called 'difficult to work with' just for expressing the same basic assertiveness that would get a male in the same position praised.

Joe does (miraculously) realize that he is being difficult, but then immediately turns around and blames it on being female (a 'diva').

He understands women so well! Such a true grasp of the female experience.
 

Umaibae

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Real women and transwomen have almost nothing in common and I get so fucking sick of them trying co-opt feminism. Women, who's role and biology have been totally defined by our ability to get pregnant and rear children, have nothing in common with trannies who just like to play dress up.

Joe, and the AGP trannies like him, are actually repulsed by real femininity. They can try to cosplay as women by wearing dresses and make-up, taking drugs to mimic our natural hormones and blot out their own, even chop off their dicks to make a cosmetic approximation of a vagina but they never approach the actual biological reality that has always defined women whether we like it or not - reproduction, pregnancy and how that reality makes the female brain different from a male brain.

Men, both gay and straight, usually show a great deal of deference to women's biology. Trannies loath it, if they can't mimic it in some fashion then they just want to degrade or destroy it. They think being a woman is entirely superficial and cosmetic, being informed otherwise enrages them.

inb4 BUT INFERTILE WOMEN!!

I guarantee, no infertile woman is going to reeeeeeee if one of her friends mentions a uterus or period. They might feel sadness when pregnancy is discussed, but I don’t see them lobbying to ban all pregnant women from advertising and for society to start pretending the stork brings babies.
 

JaneThough

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I love how often Joe goes out of his way to mention “his agent” or “his publisher” on Twitter. He’s so absurdly insecure and desperate to sound important.

I had to find out who the fuck would publish a book by Joe…and low and behold it’s a small “FEMINIST” publishing outfit named Seal Press. Unfucking believable. He really has no shame whatsoever. He guilts a feminist publishing label to put out some absurd bullshit book to show they aren’t TERFS! and gets a pity advance from Substack because they wanted Mallory. He certainly knows how to use gullible women as a means to an end.

I’ll actually be sort of shocked if he manages to get his book to print. What a complete waste of resources for a small publishing label. Joe couldn’t sell 100 books. Seal appears to have like four employees so I’m sure Joe takes up an inordinate amount of their time to try and feel important talking to his “publisher”. I could only imagine the hell of being his agent.

Oh, btw, meet the owner of http://www.gracelavery.com/
An actual real woman named Grace Lavery. I’m sure this pisses Joe off to no end.
When he mentions his agent, I imagine it must be like when Kramer had an intern.
 

Potatis Salad

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Joe is having some deep philosophical thoughtz on the nature of womanhood. I don't have time to cap the whole thing but here are the dumb highlights.

He thinks that "TWAW" is the locus of the feminist political fight. In reality, it detracts from and is antithetical to the feminist fight.
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@Prescription Bugs listed for us dozens of experiences which somehow are shared by most female people and no males. And yet, according to Joe, "woman" is a cultural category. If you buy your sunglasses on the women's side of the Gucci store, congrats! You're a woman.
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Can someone explain to me what Joe means by sexuation? I don't get it but I sense that Joe is using some kind of perv logic, like he jerks off to the girl-on-girl section of Pornhub therefore he has "Other" jouissance therefore he is a woman?
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The best tweet was this person replying to Joe:
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Amazing. If there was ever ANY group who refused to "understand omitted subtleties from context," it is troons. Where else do you hear, "Some women are infertile and one in 30,000 babies is born with an intersex condition therefore sex is a spectrum and TWAW!!!!!!" Retards.
 
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@Prescription Bugs listed for us dozens of experiences which are shared by most female people and no males. And yet, according to Joe, "woman" is a cultural category. If you buy your sunglasses on the women's side of the Gucci store, congrats! You're a woman.
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>"how and why has "sex" been constructed as immutable?"

Someone with a twitter account inform the man that that question's been answered by the Endocrine Society quite satisfactorily: it's been constructed as immutable because it is, in fact, immutable. And binary, too! Hope that helps answer your question, Joe xx
 

MirnaMinkoff

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>"how and why has "sex" been constructed as immutable?"

Someone with a twitter account inform the man that that question's been answered by the Endocrine Society quite satisfactorily: it's been constructed as immutable because it is, in fact, immutable. And binary, too! Hope that helps answer your question, Joe xx
Biologists today must feel real kinship with Galileo and what he endured. They have to look over their shoulders and worry about their careers being in jeopardy if they speak factually about sex. Instead they must do a complex patronizing dance to deny objective truth so as to pacify some angry delusional fanatics who want to burn any gender binary heretics at the stake.

But it’s certainly not surprising a “comparative literature professor” would be so ignorant about biology or that he likes to spout off pretending he is a expert on the subject simply because he likes to jack off while wearing panties.
 

Trianon

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@Prescription Bugs listed for us dozens of experiences which somehow are shared by most female people and no males. And yet, according to Joe, "woman" is a cultural category. If you buy your sunglasses on the women's side of the Gucci store, congrats! You're a woman.
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"How and why has it been decided that having ten fingers is normal?" What a fucking idiot.

Off he goes!
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"Chromosomes are fake and gay" - Joe Lavery

Anyway, we have a cover for his heartbreaking (in ways perhaps unintentional) work:

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Der weiße Teufel

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"How and why has it been decided that having ten fingers is normal?" What a fucking idiot.

Off he goes!
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"Chromosomes are fake and gay" - Joe Lavery

Anyway, we have a cover for his heartbreaking (in ways perhaps unintentional) work:

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"staggering penis" really can only be taken as funny or clever if you are about 12 years old. Is the clown lipstick on the cover supposed to tell us something?
 

MirnaMinkoff

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"How and why has it been decided that having ten fingers is normal?" What a fucking idiot.

Off he goes!
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"Chromosomes are fake and gay" - Joe Lavery

Anyway, we have a cover for his heartbreaking (in ways perhaps unintentional) work:

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Wait, who is arguing Victorians were “talking about chromosomes” but just didn’t know it?

The transphobe Victorians determined sex AND gender entirely by what was between someone legs. They had no confusion on this issue whatsoever. They might have enjoyed cross dressing hijinks and some good old lusty gay sex, but they were very clear on what constituted gender.

If a guy decided to go round in a bustle and skirt he ran the risk of raising suspicion and the crowd would simply yank off his underclothes and have a look see. If they found a schlong dangling between his legs they had a good laugh or buggered him, sort of depends on the type of crowd and circumstance on which way it went.

There’s a long history of gay couples (though now I guess they have to be called trans) where one would try to present as the opposite gender so they could live in peace as a couple and even marry. (Female husband was the term for one member of a lesbian couple)

However if the locals got nosey about the couple a depantsing was all that was needed to straighten out the matter to everyone’s satisfaction. The police were usually happy to oblige in such matters and report the details far and wide with snide remarks.

The Victorians would howl with laughter at the idea that you needed to have advance electron microscopes to look at something called a chromosome to figure out someone’s sex/gender. Why would you need to do that when you could just yank down their britches and instantly get your answer?
 

MirnaMinkoff

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More like “Please miss this book!”

More on the clown thing:
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Seal Press? At least Jacob Tobia and Meredith Talusan landed their memoirs with Penguin.
Joe’s seems to think since Genesis P-Orridge is dead he won’t mind Joe stealing his schtick to use in a shitty book nobody will read.

I know. The parodic wordplay off of Egger’s title was played out in 2002.
It gulls Mallory and Joe that they have been utterly ignored by Egger’s McSweeney mafia which gets all the adoration and critical praise in San Francisco’s literary circles.

Joe is desperate for Egger’s to notice he exists. I imagine Joe mocks and derides him in private, but would act like a excited groupie to his face. It’s Joe’s SOP for all famous people.
 

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Seal Press? At least Jacob Tobia and Meredith Talusan landed their memoirs with Penguin.

'Seal Press was founded in 1976 and stands as one of the most enduring feminist publishing houses to emerge from the women’s press movement of the 1970s.'

I am so glad this women's press is devoting its limited resources to publish a book by a narcissistic white dude obsessed with his own dick. There sure is not enough of that in the mainstream literary world!

I wonder if any of the editors or other people involved in getting the book to print had a moment, after reading 200 pages or so of Joe's shitty 'insights' and mediocre rambling about his penis, where they stopped and wondered what the fuck they were doing.
 

MirnaMinkoff

Mama, nobody sends you a turd and expects to live.
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'Seal Press was founded in 1976 and stands as one of the most enduring feminist publishing houses to emerge from the women’s press movement of the 1970s.'

I am so glad this women's press is devoting its limited resources to publish a book by a narcissistic white dude obsessed with his own dick. There sure is not enough of that in the mainstream literary world!

I wonder if any of the editors or other people involved in getting the book to print had a moment, after reading 200 pages or so of Joe's shitty 'insights' and mediocre rambling about his penis, where they stopped and wondered what the fuck they were doing.
The women at Seal Press are grateful to take their marching orders from swinging dicks in dresses and are thankful men have finally shown them this superior brand of feminism.*

* They break out in a cold sweat and look around the room if they even read the term TERF.
 

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