Graeme Kelly / Irishbrony1988 / @IrishbronyKelly - Brony, clopper, depressed gaming youtuber, not a pedophile, lol look at his nose

[Cable]

Graeme obviously hasn't realized Wrestling is fake, effectively a soap opera for men. Saying that he still hasn't worked out that the reason nobody wants to talk to him is because he posts so much diaper porn.

Of course, if he really wants to experience the "action" of combat sports, all he has to do is go down the local pub and show the regulars what photos he has stored on his phone.

this post has me wondering:

Considering that Graeme has art that is (apparently? I don't know the backstory behind it) trying to mock him and uses that pridefully, alongside diaper stuff we already know he's into publicly, what could he be sending to friends in private? Considering how little people interact with him on Twitter, one can imagine that Graeme is much worse about his allegedly non-pedophilic horniness in private. The only one who actively interacted with Graeme vanished entirely for all we know and you think they'd post about what Graeme was into in private somewhere just before vanishing.

 

[Solid Snek]

 

[KawaiiFarms]

His manners towards his family, his elderly parents in particular, would beg to differ. He only helps his family out when they demand it of him; more than happy to toss his taxpayer cash at random faggots from facebook but throws a hissy fit when his dad asks him to buy dinner once a month.

Nevermind guys, he got his answer:

Ah yes, the pesky twitter algorithm that makes Graeme's posts pedophilic without him knowing it.


Sometime between the "fuckkarens" post and this stream, Graeme asked for someone to draw him "an abdl picture". The stream is him discussing the post (now deleted):

"The picture I wanted done was me as a small child, maybe 5 years old or younger, and I wanted a female girl in the picture as well, where my character is um hugging the girl, so he is, but his hand accidentally touches her right between her legs. And the girl could be like "oh excuse you, you just touched me in the no-no place" and when I went around asking people on Facebook here they found it to be disgusting, so they did. They found it to be 100% disgusting that I wanted a picture like that done."

Graeme spends some time discussing why people are uncomfortable with drawing it, and his ONLY reason for assuming people reacted the way they did is because it's NSFW. Not because it's literal pedo porn or anything. Or as Graeme calls it, "just a friendly picture". Absolutely disgusting. His niche nonce desires are fucking sick - one minute he's obsessing about being caught on the toilet/catching people on the toilet, the next he wants to literally fondle children. Oh but it's OK if Graeme is canonically under 5 years old!!! Absolute vile numpty freak. This is as close to Graeme will ever come to outright admitting he's a pedo, but I guarantee the garda would still not do a thing about it. Maybe if his tard wrangler saw this sort of shit he streams, they'd be less inclined to side with him and would actually do something about it.

Towards the end of it, Graeme demands the one viewer talks to him. He stares at the camera and gets no response, and stops the stream. Then he posts this just to try and kick some dirt over the fire he just started:

"I would never touch a child ever... unless I was also 5 years old (mentally or physically)"

It doesn't work, however, and Graeme starts streaming again an hour or two later after his vile request went live. More dirt on the fire in the form of aimless words, repeating the same stuff in the image above:

"This is why I left twitter and came back to facebook" - why, are nonces more tolerated there? He instantly calls his accusers "cyberbullies" but in the same sentences considers that he was stupid for asking people to draw that image in the first place. But then in the SAME sentence he doubles down on it, saying he asked "for a picture with him as a little 4 year old kid KISSING a 4 year old girl of the same age... like all I wanted was an image with me in diapers and the girl in diapers and I accidentally touch the girl right between her legs, and I know that sounds bad, but I just wanted to see what an image like that looked like, so I did..." Graeme starts to cry because his "good friend" on facebook now thinks he's a danger to kids. Good. The problem is that Graeme is literally a baby brained retard who is unable to learn from his mistakes. Case in point, he literally flips from what seems like remorse for asking such sick things, to repeating them with added desires to boot. Now Graeme is sitting around waiting for people to post about him or report his account, and that he's "sick and tired of being called a pedo". Well Graeme, stop being a pedo!

Graeme even has the gall to say this friend ought to apologise for "bullying" him. Then he brings up his nephew, who he seems to constantly use as a scapegoat. "Oh I'm not a pedo, I have a 1 year old nephew and I wouldn't touch him" the Graeme doth protest too much. This segues into a classic Graeme hypothetical about "an entitled mother pushing his nephew onto the ground"!? This quickly goes back to him playing the victim, "all because I just wanted a picture made!" as if it somehow negates the content of said picture. He uses his "good morning" posts as further defense, because he's such a nice person who constantly wishes people good morning so how could he be a nonce?

Graeme circles around for several minutes, repeating things like "I'm constantly being called names" / "He should apologise to me" / "He thinks I'm a danger, he thinks I'm a bad guy" Graeme's worried about the guy who snapped at him, and doesn't want to block him because "they'll post the screenshots of him all over" God I wish I could figure out who it was. He laments social media and says that he doesn't post much because of the "bullying" he gets in response. "I know if I revealed what I was really into, people would just be like Graeme is disgusting, he's a freak, he's totally weird, he's a freak of nature for liking all this weird stuff..." CORRECT!!!! "And it's why I don't reveal what I really like, and it's why I don't trust people" Poor pedo, how dare the online world not welcome you with open arms. "They want me to be put into jail for life if they found out what I really like" YES!!!!

"I'm not into that sort of thing I just like artwork... I like watching Rugrats, so I do.." that's where his little Rugrats comparison came from. That only makes his post about Rugrats all the more sickening knowing what sort of artwork he was comparing it to. The last few minutes are him circling the drain of such a comparison. What really kills it, he seems to understand that people will have a negative reaction to him posting pedo shit or diaper porn, but he still thinks he should be able to do it. He only sees it as bad because he'll get "angry face reactions on his post" and not because wanting to do sexual shit with children, even in art form, is fucked up.

While he was streaming this second time, this one guy completely ignored most of what Graeme said to (re)post jokes in his stream chat instead, which Greame read and mostly ignored:

I hope Steven catches sight of these confessions and brings back Graeme's PS5, to hit him over the head with it.

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

"I know that sounds bad, but I just wanted to see what an image like that looked like, so I did..."

It was just research, so it was!

 

[Rukario]

this post has me wondering:

Considering that Graeme has art that is (apparently? I don't know the backstory behind it) trying to mock him and uses that pridefully, alongside diaper stuff we already know he's into publicly, what could he be sending to friends in private? Considering how little people interact with him on Twitter, one can imagine that Graeme is much worse about his allegedly non-pedophilic horniness in private. The only one who actively interacted with Graeme vanished entirely for all we know and you think they'd post about what Graeme was into in private somewhere just before vanishing.

Well...

Sometime between the "fuckkarens" post and this stream, Graeme asked for someone to draw him "an abdl picture". The stream is him discussing the post (now deleted):
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"The picture I wanted done was me as a small child, maybe 5 years old or younger, and I wanted a female girl in the picture as well, where my character is um hugging the girl, so he is, but his hand accidentally touches her right between her legs. And the girl could be like "oh excuse you, you just touched me in the no-no place" and when I went around asking people on Facebook here they found it to be disgusting, so they did. They found it to be 100% disgusting that I wanted a picture like that done."

"I'm not into that sort of thing I just like artwork... I like watching Rugrats, so I do.." that's where his little Rugrats comparison came from. That only makes his post about Rugrats all the more sickening knowing what sort of artwork he was comparing it to.

I think you got your answer.

Also a while ago in a voice clip he admitted he had CP on his phone but deleted it. Its somewhere in this thread.

 

[Solid Snek]

"You know that episode of Rugrats where Tommy accidentally touches Angelica in her no-no place? And Angelica says 'oi stop that, ye nonce', but Tommy flies into an incel rage and rapes her...? My idea is exactly like that episode of Rugrats, so it is, ohh err why do people think I'm a pedo."

Graeme even has the gall to say this friend ought to apologise for "bullying" him.

Happy Pride Month...

I'm not fond of dragging new folks into internet drama, but does anyone know which friend this was? Is this madlad really going to drop screenshots and start a Facebook campaign against our good pal Graeme Kelly? If he's got anything to share then I'd love to hear from this brave hero, so I would.

Also, is Graeme being optimistic, or am I being optimistic...? He says he's worried about this friend posting stuff to Facebook, accusing Graeme of noncery, but given what Graeme shares - not just on Twitter, but even on Facebook too - is there ANYONE on his Facebook list who DOESN'T yet know that Graeme's a nonce?

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I can’t believe it’s taken this long for Graeme to get called out for being an aspiring baby fucker by someone he knows IRL. Everybody in his life should know he fantasizes about sex with literal babies. No kid should ever be allowed in his vicinity. I really hope he knows some travellers who are no strangers to dealing out vigilante justice to creeps.

 

[Cable]

apologies if this has been posted before but Graeme's current facebook link is https://www.facebook.com/graeme.kelly.528 (archive https://archive.ph/04bdg)

"This is why I left twitter and came back to facebook" - why, are nonces more tolerated there?

Facebook is infamously awful with allowing ANYTHING on the platform, to the point that you can get away with posting straight up snuff on facebook. In fact, I recall years ago seeing straight up animal abuse in my facebook feed shared by someone I know in real life with the caption of "This Person Should Be Locked Up ! Share So People Can Know Who To Look For !"

I think you got your answer.

Also a while ago in a voice clip he admitted he had CP on his phone but deleted it. Its somewhere in this thread.

Remember when Graeme admitted to deleting CP on his phone? I do!
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ah, found it lmao.

 

[KawaiiFarms]

Graeme went live again after waking up, defensive as ever:

He starts by mentioning that he weighed himself today and that he's "put on a few pounds", diet must be going great, so it must. He quickly switches to following up on his abdl desires from last night and his "certain picture" request. Someone on his facebook grilled him over it, and Graeme tried to say that his liking of abdl stuff is "like enjoying the show Rugrats". He then tried to use his "I'm a weird person and I like weird things" defense which he's been using for years now, and that anonymous facebook user wasn't having a bar of it (and rightly so). Graeme also tries to compare his pedo desires to "liking MLP pictures" and uses the SFW ones on his wall as an example. "Even if it were Twilight as a little pony, I'd still like the show, if the characters from MLP were kids.. little fillies... and if they were in diapers as well, I'd still watch the show, so I would" - yes Graeme, you would watch the show a hell of a lot more than you already do. He then tries to say that he "only likes MLP for the artwork" and that he "doesn't jerk off... or as it's known in other countries, masturbate, to this" LOL liar. He's literally admitted to being a "brony clopper" many times back in the day.

After a bit of mumbling he gets bored and mass tags people to come and watch him. He of course gets right up and close to the camera every time so you can really make out the graphic detail of his monged nose and the tears half dribbling from his eyes as he pleads to defend himself. After a couple minutes of fucking around he starts all over again (must have gotten 1 viewer), and he tries again to claim he "doesn't like that image for the sexuality" - Graeme you literally asked for a picture of you groping a 5 year old. Of course his "friend" doesn't believe him, and neither do any of us. Yet again he uses the Rugrats as a scapegoat, saying if he goes to the garda they would just "arrest him for liking Rugrats because it's the same thing". The worst thing with Graeme is we know he's so fucking literally mentally inept that he might actually not know the difference, but at the same time his sick niche desires are so specific it really does take a decent amount of forethought to cobble them together in the first place. "You can't even enjoy any artwork of anything these days because people out there judge you for everything, so they do. Like you put up one image on facebook or on twitter, one simple image, and people judge you for it... literally... that's the one thing that's wrong with this world, that you can't even have fun, so you can't. Like you try to enjoy one thing in this world and everyone judges you for it, or they constantly mock you for liking that one thing." BECAUSE YOU ARE POSTING NONCE SHIT YOU FUCKING NONCE!!!! You deserve to be judged and much much more. No one is mocking or bullying you, they are rightfully pointing out your SICK, disgusting desires. Graeme sniffles and cries and tries to once more claim that just because he likes diapers doesn't make him a nonce (maybe, but asking for artwork where you literally diddle a child definitely does) - "Like a 32 year old man that likes that sort of thing... well I'm special needs as well... it's just ridiculous" - always has to play the tard card when backed into a corner.

But he wasn't done there, he keeps doubling down further on the Rugrats comparison:

Thankfully facebook cut off the rest of the image because it's just even more kids in diapers. Of course the image is not even close to the level of disgusting that Graeme described.

Did Graeme make this? "If people judge me, find" lol:

Because hey, he might be a nonce, but at least he's not an imposter guys!

Several hours later, he completely ignores this and complains about people judging him for wanting to openly be a nonce:

I wish they'd both band together to knock Graeme's head in.

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

I went through my whole life without realizing that people sexualize Rugrats

 

[Frofo Baggis]

"The picture I wanted done was me as a small child, maybe 5 years old or younger, and I wanted a female girl in the picture as well, where my character is um hugging the girl, so he is, but his hand accidentally touches her right between her legs. And the girl could be like "oh excuse you, you just touched me in the no-no place" and when I went around asking people on Facebook here they found it to be disgusting, so they did. They found it to be 100% disgusting that I wanted a picture like that done."

The fat ugly nonce really doesn't help himself, does he?

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

jerk off... or as it's known in other countries, masturbate

Several hours later, he completely ignores this and complains about people judging him for wanting to openly be a nonce

I promise to adopt an appropriate tone of shock and horror once I stop pissing myself laughing.

 

[Loona]

Spoiler: Graeme tagged a bunch of people when he posted this. Most of them are people we know about, but these two don't look familiar.

The recordings are mostly "come and talk to me" and he also powerlevels about the time that he met this girl from Germany and she would flirt with him on Twitter. She eventually showed Second Life to Graeme and he eventually started to fall in love with her. One day he confessed his feelings to her and she told him she already had a boyfriend, so he got really upset about that. "I got pissed off, so I did. I was angry for a good couple of days and even a couple of months afterwards." There's one quote, however, that deserves its own special mention: "I don't care about what your sexuality is, because I support the LGBQ community as well as the gay community so I don't mind what your sexuality is."

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Is he going to get that art of him touching a girls diaper after all? Or is this for something else?

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Looks like Graeme didn't learn any lessons from when he was completely broke but still needed to get food. He's got to CONSOOM the latest Pokemon game as soon as it comes out

Spoiler: Pokemon Legends: Arceus

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You forgot "or when I get called a pedophile even though it's true".
Also I love how Graeme's autist orbiters leave the most cryptic non-answers possible.

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New victim of "I supper with depression"

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[Cable]

Is he going to get that art of him touching a girls diaper after all? Or is this for something else?

Feel like he's had that idea on his mind for quite a while as Graeme usually brings this stuff up after some time has advanced, and is trying to contact the best artist he knows on Twitter for it. Considering that he's a nonce, I am thankful that he's too dumb to even know what Inkbunny is, so I am.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

He cries when he finishes a video game or a series on Netflix? Graeme is even more of a little bitch than I suspected.

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

I think this is what I like best about Graeme. Similar to CWC, Graeme's got that Tard Shakespeare quality - always inventing brilliant new ways of expressing himself.

Graeme complaining about freeloaders is funny, too, but hypocrisy and a lack of self-awareness is a trait shared by thousands of lolcows. It's not the fact that he's daft or boring or creepy that keeps me coming back to this thread; it's the fact that he's a linguistic idiot savant.

#getfuckkarens

I haven't watched wrestling in ages; not since before Rey Mysterio killed a guy, at least. Is Dominic one of Rey's kids?

I'm assuming this is some kind of storyline incident that Graeme's angry about, and not some shoot, yes? I don't know much about Roman Reigns as a person, but I'm sure he's smart enough not to IRL choke out the son of a dude who straight-up killed a guy with a dropkick.

I don’t watch wrestling, but I know of Dominick mysterio because some let’s players made a joke 8 years ago about the time his custody papers were fought over in a ladder match.

https://youtu.be/0vM0btyVM6I

I don’t know how silly wrestling storylines can get, but this is honestly one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever seen.

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

I always go out of my way to make others feel happy

It's a pity he wastes all that effort by posting horrible shit that makes others feel disgusted. Try going out of your way to not wallow in CP, Graeme. It might work out better for you.

 

[Vroompilled Celt]

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I'd give this exceptional individual his own tv show on RTE.

 

[Solid Snek]

I don’t watch wrestling, but I know of Dominick mysterio because some let’s players made a joke 8 years ago about the time his custody papers were fought over in a ladder match.

https://youtu.be/0vM0btyVM6I

I don’t know how silly wrestling storylines can get, but this is honestly one of the funniest fucking things I’ve ever seen.

That's awesome, thank you for showing me this.

Is it just me...

Spoiler

Tism?

To bring this back to Graeme for a minute; what wrestlers does Graeme cheer for? He mentions wrestling a lot, but he doesn't seem to know much about the characters, or least rarely bothers going into detail about who and what interests him in the wrestling world.

I know Graeme likes the Undertaker (he's done impersonations of the Taker before), and I guess he's probably got some kind of nonce/daddydom thing going on with Rey and Dominik Mysterio now. Also, I would assume Graeme would be a big fan of Xavier Woods, given that Xavier Woods is a Brony:

But I don't think I've seen him ever mention Xavier at all, so I haven't. Is it because Xavier is black?

 

[Huge Fuckin Nerd]

Snip.

I’m howling. The idea of Graeme asking his older friends and family(?) about the ethics of a pornographic art commission is one of the funniest fucking things ITT.