Graeme Kelly / Irishbrony1988 / @IrishbronyKelly - Brony, clopper, depressed gaming youtuber, not a pedophile, lol look at his nose

[Bliniboy]

SOMEONE SOUND THE ALARM WE GOT A NEW "HI I AM GRAEME SO I AM" POST



Already sent it to Pastelkitty, his recent diaperfur obsession, and posted it twice more with his hashtag vomit.

I am, for one, glad he no longer suppers with depression. Guess he was eating for two and he's down to one! Diet seems to be working out!

Too bad he's still a fucking nonce.

 

[Rathalos]

SOMEONE SOUND THE ALARM WE GOT A NEW "HI I AM GRAEME SO I AM" POST

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Already sent it to Pastelkitty, his recent diaperfur obsession, and posted it twice more with his hashtag vomit.

I am, for one, glad he no longer suppers with depression. Guess he was eating for two and he's down to one! Diet seems to be working out!

Too bad he's still a fucking nonce.

rip the legendary phrase "i supper with depression"

also him saying he has "weird kinks" in the notepad we know he's going to spam towards kids with pony icons on twitter

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Mentioning his “weird kinks” then immediately going into detail about access to his baby nephew is transparent pedo bait. Revolting.

Did his parents move out? Doubtful. The omission of mention makes me wonder if they’re already feeling embarrassed to be associated with him.

 

[Solid Snek]

Something similar happened in the Dax Herrera thread. He explained how loli isn’t a big deal because he fantasizes about being the little girl. He’ll never live that down or indeed see why it’s fucked up.

Happy Pride Month?

SOMEONE SOUND THE ALARM WE GOT A NEW "HI I AM GRAEME SO I AM" POST

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Already sent it to Pastelkitty, his recent diaperfur obsession, and posted it twice more with his hashtag vomit.

I am, for one, glad he no longer suppers with depression. Guess he was eating for two and he's down to one! Diet seems to be working out!

Too bad he's still a fucking nonce.

Graeme no longer suppers with depression, but "Dylan who is my brother son" is pretty funny. Makes it sound like Graeme knocked up his mum, so he did.

Would explain the weird genetics in his family, so it would!

I've been thinking; would it helpful to compile a list of Graeme-isms (Kelly-isms)? I know isn't as popualr as CWC, but it seems like every couple weeks he comes up with something new, so he does.


-EDIT- double post, but holy fuck!!!

Either Graeme is trading cheese pizza on Twitter, some troll is trying to catfish him for pizza, or both.

Probably both.

 

[Solid Snek]

He's got it up on Facebook now, too, so he does.

Makes sense: when you've been talking to people about trading child shmmorn, you have to post about it to Twitter, so all your brony internet friends will known what you've been up to. And of course then you have to post it to Facebook, too, so your family and social workers will know. Grandma's not on Twitter, so she's not!

Also, beating a dead horse I know, but notice how Graeme reacts to the prospect of "nudes of young girls".

His reaction isn't, oh gross, feck off you nonce!

His reaction is, ooo, you caveman, you just want the girl for a sex slave! Unlike supreme gentleman Graeme, who wants to connect with the girl on a deeply emotional and spiritual level before he has sex with her.


M'LADY

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

Who is Graeme directing this statement towards? The young girls? The fellow cheese pizza enthusiasts? It feels like random, tone-deaf, overcompensating virtue-signalling cast out into the ether.

 

[Solid Snek]

Who is Graeme directing this statement towards? The young girls? The fellow cheese pizza enthusiasts? It feels like random, tone-deaf, overcompensating virtue-signalling cast out into the ether.

That's probably what he's doing, so it is. Maybe a bit of Graeme getting off on the idea of young sex slaves? But mostly just tone deaf virtue signaling cast out in the ether. Most of his posts are like that, really; lonely statements directed at no-one, answering questions nobody asked.

I'm not sure if his brony friend is referring to the CP, or to the flurry of Werido memes Graeme has been posting:

Spoiler

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Graeme is trying to spin his pedophilia as if it’s a cute quirk and not absolutely fucking horrifying. Wanting to wear diapers and touch babies’ genitalia isn’t adorable or funny, and I wish one of his paid government tard wranglers would clue him into that fact.

 

[Madam Nekromantik]

Why does his pony look like he's about to punch some one in the face? Not the most friendly pose if you want people to talk to you.

 

[Loona]

Is... is this that picture Graeme was asking for? On one hand, the boy looks nothing like Graeme. On the other hand, this is really similar to what Graeme wanted.

Spoiler: Abandon all hope ye who enter here

 

[Vroompilled Celt]

His reaction is, ooo, you caveman, you just want the girl for a sex slave! Unlike supreme gentleman Graeme, who wants to connect with the girl on a deeply emotional and spiritual level before he has sex with her.

He waits for the filly to make the first move in a sexual situation, so he does!

 

[Cable]

Is... is this that picture Graeme was asking for? On one hand, the boy looks nothing like Graeme. On the other hand, this is really similar to what Graeme wanted.
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Spoiler: Abandon all hope ye who enter here

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that picture looks like Animal Crossing diaper porn, judging by the face of that male character.

Why Graeme thinks this diaper cp stuff "ha ha funnee" will forever make me question.

 

[Also Sprach Zarathustra]

Good god I’ve had some time off work the past week and I binged all 161 pages of this absolute dumpster fire. What the fuck. Forget looking like a real life bridge troll with a nasally voice, this dude has no self awareness to the level of his creepiness. I am genuinely terrified for the toddlers his brother has - that one post way back showing his mom at least supervising them being together, but what if he gets them alone?? I like to think his family has some forethought to never allow that, even if it is just for the spudness.

Also when he was in contact with the Garda(sp?) and showed them what he had on his phone and they told him to “just delete it lol” how would that not put him on a watch list at least? I’m not of the “at least it’s just cartoon kids so it doesn’t count” crowd; the potential is there, he just lacks the action. Maybe Ireland is different than where I am, idk.

side: I think Graeme was hit by a car or something. He mentioned several times he will never drive as he’s afraid of it, and in a post about a video of his, it stated a car honked near him and he got timid and shit. Maybe that caused some of the tard/uggo? Cause if all that just happened in vitro, jfc.

 

[Solid Snek]

Good god I’ve had some time off work the past week and I binged all 161 pages of this absolute dumpster fire. What the fuck. Forget looking like a real life bridge troll with a nasally voice, this dude has no self awareness to the level of his creepiness. I am genuinely terrified for the toddlers his brother has - that one post way back showing his mom at least supervising them being together, but what if he gets them alone?? I like to think his family has some forethought to never allow that, even if it is just for the spudness.

Also when he was in contact with the Garda(sp?) and showed them what he had on his phone and they told him to “just delete it lol” how would that not put him on a watch list at least? I’m not of the “at least it’s just cartoon kids so it doesn’t count” crowd; the potential is there, he just lacks the action. Maybe Ireland is different than where I am, idk.

side: I think Graeme was hit by a car or something. He mentioned several times he will never drive as he’s afraid of it, and in a post about a video of his, it stated a car honked near him and he got timid and shit. Maybe that caused some of the tard/uggo? Cause if all that just happened in vitro, jfc.

Welcome to Kellyfarms, so you are. Used to be Kawaii, so we were, but now it's all Smelly Kelly.


To answer your question:

Graeme is a certified retard living in a small town in the Irish equivalent of Alabama. It's likely the local Garda knew of him already, and I mean, picture yourself in the situation. You're sitting at your desk, nothing's happened all day except for Mrs Doyle's cat's run off again, when all of a sudden a great, fat eejit, with a troll nose and some derpy eyes, barges in, flapping his arms and crying in that nasal voice of his about how some teenagers from New Zealand have been laughing at him over the internet.

Likely the Garda just wanted him to feck off as quickly as possible. I think it's doubtful that Graeme showed them his full CP stash (some pictures from the GardaPhone Saga got posted earlier in the thread. They aren't definitely CP - in fact, they're *probably* legal. Probably.), and while the Garda definitely could have (should have?) given him a harder time about it, again, you have to remember: this is Graeme Kelly, the great fat eejit with a troll nose and derp eyes, who smells like tuna fish and has a stained My Little Pony shirt on. You've probably had some drinks with his dad down at the local pub, and you've seen him with his Special Needs club down at the community pool. Now he's standing not two feet away from you, desperately trying to show you all the porn he's got on his phone, so that you'll go fly to New Zealand and arrest those damn teenagers.

What would you do...?

I really think the Garda dropped the ball on that one, so I do. People complain about American cops being crazy and overzealous, but sometimes that's what you gotta be like. However, I can't really second guess the Garda too hard here; with hindsight and the benefit of 161 pages of documented noncery, yeah, it was the wrong call, but if I were in their shoes, I'd have probably done the same thing. Like, honestly, I'd probably be more terrified about doing something unprofessional that his dad and social workers might learn about - like breaking down laughing right in his stupid face - and I'd need him gone ASAP, so me and my fellow Gardas could let all this built-up laughter out in peace and safety.

 

[Consider Lizards]

If I recall correctly, we've zero proof he went to the Garda at all.

 

[Frofo Baggis]

If I recall correctly, we've zero proof he went to the Gardai at all.

No proof but I think he definitely did at one point cause he mentioned they told him to get rid of the porn cause it could be classed as child porn and to basically stay offline. He never heeded their advice obviously.

 

[Consider Lizards]

No proof but I think he definitely did at one point cause he mentioned they told him to get rid of the porn cause it could be classed as child porn and to basically stay offline. He never heeded their advice obviously.

I remember him saying it like that, I just don't believe the police would say that. Maybe a relative who was police might give the family that advice. But to some knuckle dragger off the street? With the evidence? I don't know. I reckon they could have cautioned him (or Eire's equivalent) that very day pretty much. At the very least, Kelly would tell it his way. He's dumb, but capable of spinning the story. He's not to be trusted,

That's all just my opinion, though, so it is.

 

[Also Sprach Zarathustra]

Welcome to Kellyfarms, so you are. Used to be Kawaii, so we were, but now it's all Smelly Kelly.


To answer your question:

Graeme is a certified retard living in a small town in the Irish equivalent of Alabama. It's likely the local Garda knew of him already, and I mean, picture yourself in the situation. You're sitting at your desk, nothing's happened all day except for Mrs Doyle's cat's run off again, when all of a sudden a great, fat eejit, with a troll nose and some derpy eyes, barges in, flapping his arms and crying in that nasal voice of his about how some teenagers from New Zealand have been laughing at him over the internet.

Likely the Garda just wanted him to feck off as quickly as possible. I think it's doubtful that Graeme showed them his full CP stash (some pictures from the GardaPhone Saga got posted earlier in the thread. They aren't definitely CP - in fact, they're *probably* legal. Probably.), and while the Garda definitely could have (should have?) given him a harder time about it, again, you have to remember: this is Graeme Kelly, the great fat eejit with a troll nose and derp eyes, who smells like tuna fish and has a stained My Little Pony shirt on. You've probably had some drinks with his dad down at the local pub, and you've seen him with his Special Needs club down at the community pool. Now he's standing not two feet away from you, desperately trying to show you all the porn he's got on his phone, so that you'll go fly to New Zealand and arrest those damn teenagers.

What would you do...?

I really think the Garda dropped the ball on that one, so I do. People complain about American cops being crazy and overzealous, but sometimes that's what you gotta be like. However, I can't really second guess the Garda too hard here; with hindsight and the benefit of 161 pages of documented noncery, yeah, it was the wrong call, but if I were in their shoes, I'd have probably done the same thing. Like, honestly, I'd probably be more terrified about doing something unprofessional that his dad and social workers might learn about - like breaking down laughing right in his stupid face - and I'd need him gone ASAP, so me and my fellow Gardas could let all this built-up laughter out in peace and safety.

I actually didn’t even play any videos of our spudbud until halfway through the thread and I wish desperately I could go back to that time before I asked myself what this stain on humanity must sound like. To give him credit, he doesn’t sound as bad as I thought. I can imagine enjoying your day and then here comes Graeme on about some cyberbullies and whips out his phone, you get shown a decent amount of ponyporn - probably something their kids might watch - and you just want him to leave your presence as quickly as your faith in god just has. It’d ruin anyone’s day, or week.

I remember him saying it like that, I just don't believe the police would say that. Maybe a relative who was police might give the family that advice. But to some knuckle dragger off the street? With the evidence? I don't know. I reckon they could have cautioned him (or Eire's equivalent) that very day pretty much. At the very least, Kelly would tell it his way. He's dumb, but capable of spinning the story. He's not to be trusted,

That's all just my opinion, though, so it is.

it’s possible it’s just his version of ya dun goof’d given that some of his pals came in saying they were calling the cops, so he may have gone believing they’d actually help. I mean, he’s tried “reaching out” to google to get KF removed from the google itself. But as you said there wasn’t ever any proof.

I do wonder if he’ll reach out now that he has a legit reason to since he’s basically allowed his PS5 to be stolen, so he did.

 

[Solid Snek]

I actually didn’t even play any videos of our spudbud until halfway through the thread and I wish desperately I could go back to that time before I asked myself what this stain on humanity must sound like. To give him credit, he doesn’t sound as bad as I thought. I can imagine enjoying your day and then here comes Graeme on about some cyberbullies and whips out his phone, you get shown a decent amount of ponyporn - probably something their kids might watch - and you just want him to leave your presence as quickly as your faith in god just has. It’d ruin anyone’s day, or week.


it’s possible it’s just his version of ya dun goof’d given that some of his pals came in saying they were calling the cops, so he may have gone believing they’d actually help. I mean, he’s tried “reaching out” to google to get KF removed from the google itself. But as you said there wasn’t ever any proof.

I do wonder if he’ll reach out now that he has a legit reason to since he’s basically allowed his PS5 to be stolen, so he did.

Graeme's not going to reach out. The guy who stole it is somebody Graeme claims to know IRL (possibly a gypsy?) and Graeme is convinced that they're friends. It's been so long now - I don't know if you saw the post where Graeme doxxed his own phone message history, but it was legitimately sad. Month after month of the thief ghosting Graeme, and Graeme alternating between naive optimism and completely impotent rage.

If Graeme hasn't called the cops yet, he's not going to. And even if his tard wrangler does it for him, let's say, I doubt there's much they could do - Graeme gave his PS5 away willingly, and there were no contracts involved or anything. Maybe he could try to take the gypsy to some civil claims court? But it's just Graeme's word against the gypsy's ("it got lost in the post, honest!"), and I doubt any judge would rule against the employed handyman with a family of his own, and find in favour of the paedophile manchild who plays video games all day.

Graeme's not so much concerned about the law or the cops or anything, so much as he is concerned about avoiding responsibility and getting other people to do things for him (it's why he loves the idea of being a baby; no responsibilities, people pay attention to you when you cry, someone else manages your needs, etc). And in the case of the PS5, Graeme ALREADY HAS someone else to take care of it for him - his "friend", the guy who stole it. So, in a bizarre way, it's almost like Graeme's problem is his solution. Graeme won't bother to do anything about it, because he thinks the matter is already safely out of his hands.

 

[KawaiiFarms]

Is... is this that picture Graeme was asking for? On one hand, the boy looks nothing like Graeme. On the other hand, this is really similar to what Graeme wanted.
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I checked the name of the artist and it's a stinky brazilian diaper porn drawing monkey that Graeme has indeed interacted with previously. I scrolled down as far as I could be bothered to through their twitter account and couldn't see that picture on it, so it's either a new commission (possibly Graeme's) or something that was posted elsewhere. I wouldn't be surprised if this is in fact the picture he asked for, even if it in no way resembles anything Graeme like in the art (beyond the nonce content that is).

He also went live on twitch but actually took down the stream VOD before I could get to it, as well as taking down most of his other VODs from the last few weeks. So not sure what happened there.

Graeme's new "I have weird kinks" intro message has landed an actual response for once... which he immediately ruined with another useless question:

He's still stalking that pastel diaper porn artist:

And an "asexual male diper fur"

And a previously attacked baby fur rabbit man thing:

Graeme went live on facebook and for some reason the audio is completely busted and unwatchable, was a few hours before he went live on twitch as well. However I also noticed that he went live a few days back, where he reveals some interesting news:

Graeme's dad broke his hip and is hospital. I'm amazed that this is the only place he's even mentioned it, because that's quite a big thing to happen to someone in your family. Of course Graeme's cares lately (and most of the time) are all for himself, his desires, and his wants only. Case in point, he only spends a little bit of time even mentioning his father getting injured (he rode a bike and swerved to avoid a car and crashed as a result), instead Graeme spends most of his time complaining that he needs to "walk literally 4 miles to the post office to collect his disability money" LOL He has pretty minimal care for his father's health, mostly focused on his own issues or bringing up that "he and his father don't get on very well" as if that justifies his lack of general care for his family member. He further complains about having to do his father's chores and that they might need to do some things to the house so that he can use a wheelchair if needed. Then he more or less ends as no one was interacting with him, and goes back to playing Pokemon.