Graeme Kelly / Irishbrony1988 / @IrishbronyKelly - Brony, clopper, depressed gaming youtuber, not a pedophile, lol look at his nose

[Also Sprach Zarathustra]

Graeme's dad broke his hip and is hospital. I'm amazed that this is the only place he's even mentioned it, because that's quite a big thing to happen to someone in your family. Of course Graeme's cares lately (and most of the time) are all for himself, his desires, and his wants only. Case in point, he only spends a little bit of time even mentioning his father getting injured (he rode a bike and swerved to avoid a car and crashed as a result), instead Graeme spends most of his time complaining that he needs to "walk literally 4 miles to the post office to collect his disability money" LOL He has pretty minimal care for his father's health, mostly focused on his own issues or bringing up that "he and his father don't get on very well" as if that justifies his lack of general care for his family member. He further complains about having to do his father's chores and that they might need to do some things to the house so that he can use a wheelchair if needed. Then he more or less ends as no one was interacting with him, and goes back to playing Pokemon.

Same thing with his mom. Jesus, how does someone as lonely as him not know how to show empathy towards his own family? Even children can do this. They allow him to live there rent free as a grown man child and be the sick weirdo he is. They could easily pawn him off somewhere if they wanted to, I bet.

I wonder what will happen to Graeme when his parents do die, they look rather old (imo.) Will he be able to live on his own or will be become a ward of the state or whatever Ireland’s equivalency is? The way he talks about them, he’d probably be happy, so he would.

I went to his Twitter for the first time today and so far he only posted a semi-viral TT of a screeching husky getting groomed, which is odd considering the state of his own animals (if there’s even any left?) but I rechecked and Graeme is now awake with his usual “gm everypony” montage, and someone thanking him for following them - it seems they reached out first for once! Yay for Graeme, he promptly deadened the interaction.

ETA: upon going to dudes Twitter his pinned post right in your face is a backside shot of GK’s waifu’s horsegina. I think they’re gonna be great friends

 

[John Andrews Stan]

Jesus, how does someone as lonely as him not know how to show empathy towards his own family?

He’s selfish and thinks only of what others can bring him. It would never occur to him to care for others. Graeme seems utterly incapable of empathy in any form.

 

[Solid Snek]

Graeme's dad broke his hip and is hospital. I'm amazed that this is the only place he's even mentioned it, because that's quite a big thing to happen to someone in your family.

Goes without saying, but my condolences to Graeme and his dad. Hopefully Papa Kelly recovers soon!

Also, I love how Graeme leads with "I was playing Pokemon at the moment", instead of "my dad's in the hospital".

Regarding his post office trip: do you think he actually walked four miles? I'm assuming that's four miles round trip; four miles round trip would be hard enough for a man of Graeme's disposition, but an eight mile round trip would probably kill him.

I wonder what will happen to Graeme when his parents do die, they look rather old (imo.) Will he be able to live on his own or will be become a ward of the state or whatever Ireland’s equivalency is? The way he talks about them, he’d probably be happy, so he would.

"What will Irish Chrischan do when Irish Barb dies?" is a question that could use it's own thread, so it is.


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I went to his Twitter for the first time today and so far he only posted a semi-viral TT of a screeching husky getting groomed, which is odd considering the state of his own animals (if there’s even any left?) but I rechecked and Graeme is now awake with his usual “gm everypony” montage, and someone thanking him for following them - it seems they reached out first for once! Yay for Graeme, he promptly deadened the interaction.

You may have to follow Graeme to get more Tweets, and - OH GOD

He's posting a flurry of porn at the moment, so he is. You don't want to see it.

Spoiler: NSFW

Spoiler: No, really, this is much more NSFW than normal

Plus his usual load of softcore diaper stuff and lesbian pony children kissing:

Spoiler: NSFW

And a few Tiktok videos where Chav Karen dances to pro-vaxxer parody songs about Covid 2, Electric Boogaloo.

Spoiler: SFW but not for ears

 

[Also Sprach Zarathustra]

Regarding his post office trip: do you think he actually walked four miles? I'm assuming that's four miles round trip; four miles round trip would be hard enough for a man of Graeme's disposition, but an eight mile round trip would probably kill him.

I think so, that’s probably his only way of transport and basically the only way he gets exercise unless, like his family or the short bus drives him (I think it was mentioned a while back he gets taken TO the special needs center?)
god driving down the road, having a fine day and then you spot a wild Graeme walking towards you. off the cliff I’d go

he’s been somewhat active today, his only “interaction” I can see atm is asking some wrestler to come to RAW. Do you think GK watches wrestling for the closeness of the wrestlers?

Nothing NSFW, just more ponies and complaining all his friends are far away.

That poor horse. Also is he using both OC’s now interchangeably?

Does he really think these people would want to hang out with him IRL if nobody who he already knows wants to?


idk I’m a bit of a ~softie~ sometimes because my younger brother is slightly slow (smarter than GK tho) and also deaf so he got bullied and feels isolated a lot so I naturally want to feel pity and sympathy for GK like a lot of others have said + seeing people lonely has always destroyed me inside but my fuck everytime I almost feel bad I remember.....the horror. I imagine this is how almost everyone in his life feels towards him.

 

[KawaiiFarms]

Nothing NSFW, just more ponies and complaining all his friends are far away.

O ye of little faith:

He posted this twice on facebook, specifically after dumping a bunch of those same diaper children pics he's obsessed with. Definitely not a pedo though guys!

He went live on facebook again and once again his microphone was busted so nothing came through. At some point he was putting his fist up in anger so I wonder what that was all about.

He's also now using some uncanny valley looking awful facebook create-a-character for his desperation posting:

Oh Daniel, if only you knew.

Over on twitter he fired off another classic Graeme hypothetical situation involving a daughter and a babysitter:

In the hypothetical Graeme describes how your wife hires a friend of your daughter's to babysit, but the babysitter "doesn't take care of her needs", and one night you and your wife go out drinking and your daughter rings you to come home. When you get home your daughter (who "has trouble expressing herself outside of a journal") tells you "the babysitter read out my journal and recorded me on my phone" - Graeme wants to know what you would do in this situation. Graeme tells us he would "do the right thing" and make the babysitter prove they "deleted the footage of my daughter". Lord knows where Graeme plucked this one from, either a very specific tik tok or reddit post no doubt. Either that or he's just imagining up scenarios again, certainly not ones that will ever happen, because his chances of procreating (willingly or otherwise) are slim to nil.

Beyond that it was mostly just WWE autism:

 

[Loona]

Over on twitter he fired off another classic Graeme hypothetical situation involving a daughter and a babysitter:
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In the hypothetical Graeme describes how your wife hires a friend of your daughter's to babysit, but the babysitter "doesn't take care of her needs", and one night you and your wife go out drinking and your daughter rings you to come home. When you get home your daughter (who "has trouble expressing herself outside of a journal") tells you "the babysitter read out my journal and recorded me on my phone" - Graeme wants to know what you would do in this situation. Graeme tells us he would "do the right thing" and make the babysitter prove they "deleted the footage of my daughter". Lord knows where Graeme plucked this one from, either a very specific tik tok or reddit post no doubt. Either that or he's just imagining up scenarios again, certainly not ones that will ever happen, because his chances of procreating (willingly or otherwise) are slim to nil.

I was actually making a post about this when I saw you ninja-ed me.
These recordings are really funny to me because of how often Graeme stutters and goes on long tangents. I also like how when he's talking about what he'd say while confronting his spouse, he says "husband or wife" and "he or she". Bisexual Graeme confirmed?

 

[Rukario]

In the hypothetical Graeme describes how your wife hires a friend of your daughter's to babysit, but the babysitter "doesn't take care of her needs", and one night you and your wife go out drinking and your daughter rings you to come home. When you get home your daughter (who "has trouble expressing herself outside of a journal") tells you "the babysitter read out my journal and recorded me on my phone" - Graeme wants to know what you would do in this situation. Graeme tells us he would "do the right thing" and make the babysitter prove they "deleted the footage of my daughter". Lord knows where Graeme plucked this one from, either a very specific tik tok or reddit post no doubt. Either that or he's just imagining up scenarios again, certainly not ones that will ever happen, because his chances of procreating (willingly or otherwise) are slim to nil.

Alternatively, he saw someone mention Inkbunny in this thread and he checked it out.

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

A flurry of porn

Who wants to do sexual stuff to my character

Putting his fist up in anger

Graeme seems more pent up than usual, but it's another two weeks until the next full moon. What gives? Is the lack of the dominant male in his habitat causing his brainstem to flare up?

Spoiler

 

[Iron Hamster]

O ye of little faith:

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lol. My Little Assmunch. Someone already let you rim them.

 

[Madam Nekromantik]

In the hypothetical Graeme describes how your wife hires a friend of your daughter's to babysit, but the babysitter "doesn't take care of her needs", and one night you and your wife go out drinking and your daughter rings you to come home. When you get home your daughter (who "has trouble expressing herself outside of a journal") tells you "the babysitter read out my journal and recorded me on my phone" - Graeme wants to know what you would do in this situation. Graeme tells us he would "do the right thing" and make the babysitter prove they "deleted the footage of my daughter". Lord knows where Graeme plucked this one from, either a very specific tik tok or reddit post no doubt. Either that or he's just imagining up scenarios again, certainly not ones that will ever happen, because his chances of procreating (willingly or otherwise) are slim to nil.

He got it from an /r/AITA post. (archive) Like a lot of stories on Reddit I'm pretty sure this is fake. Maybe a youtube channel read the story or something.

 

[Solid Snek]

Lord knows where Graeme plucked this one from, either a very specific tik tok or reddit post no doubt. Either that or he's just imagining up scenarios again, certainly not ones that will ever happen, because his chances of procreating (willingly or otherwise) are slim to nil.

Yeah, this is another one of those CWC-like things Graeme does. Where the fuck does he come up with these ideas? Was it Tiktok? Was it a children's TV show? Was it some truly degenerate daughter/babysitter porno? It's much too intricate and specific for Graeme to have made it up on his own... right?

If anyone figures out where Graeme is getting all his "most entitled parents" rant material from, please let us know.

He got it from an /r/AITA post. (archive) Like a lot of stories on Reddit I'm pretty sure this is fake. Maybe a youtube channel read the story or something.

GUESS WHO'S GETTING A WINNER STICKER, SO SHE IS

idk I’m a bit of a ~softie~ sometimes because my younger brother is slightly slow (smarter than GK tho) and also deaf so he got bullied and feels isolated a lot so I naturally want to feel pity and sympathy for GK like a lot of others have said + seeing people lonely has always destroyed me inside but my fuck everytime I almost feel bad I remember.....the horror. I imagine this is how almost everyone in his life feels towards him.

I'm the same way, so I am. I have a natural tendency to feel sorry for Graeme, but every time you find yourself feeling sympathetic, he does something to remind you why nobody wants to talk to him.

 

[Cable]

He got it from an /r/AITA post. (archive) Like a lot of stories on Reddit I'm pretty sure this is fake. Maybe a youtube channel read the story or something.

reddit reading channels have been crazy popular the past couple of years and have been showing up on youtube feeds regardless of what one watches. Perhaps a reddit story involving this particular reddit post and shared it publicly.

 

[Also Sprach Zarathustra]

Not a whole lot from Graemey today, I didn’t see any porn or depraved shit on his Twitter, just some usual sad postings. I get somewhat worried when he actually doesn’t post his weird fetish stuff. What does he do instead, I wonder, so I do?

how could anyone forget you when you pester them constantly to interact? Use your noggin graeme!

>deserves
The absolute state of his self absorption. There isn’t a person alive who “deserves” the curse that is GK. That’s a punishment.

How can someone sleep in the heat?? We’ve had two power outages where I am the past two days and without AC or fans sleep is impossible. I’m surprised Graeme isn’t heat sensitive, usually special needs people are really sensitive/particular about temperature.

edit: spelling

 

[The Littlest Shitlord]

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How can someone sleep in the heat?? We’ve had two power outages where I am the past two days and without AC or fans sleep is impossible. I’m surprised Graeme isn’t heat sensitive, usually special needs people are really sensitive/particular about temperature.

edit: spelling

Autism causes low zinc, low zinc causes hypothyroidism, hypothyroidism causes low body temperature. It's closely related to the reason that trannies are always cold (which they tell themselves is feminine for some reason).

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

>deserves
The absolute state of his self absorption. There isn’t a person alive who “deserves” the curse that is GK. That’s a punishment.

Graeme does this a lot, posting memes, quotes and ironic mom-jokes or wine-aunt-jokes. It isn't the first time he's shown that example, either. Like his pony and diaper fetishes, I don't think he fully grasps just what he's retweeting, or the optics of it - it just about penetrates the unsocialized tism fog in his brain that these are things you post to entertain your peers and make them like you.

Also a certain amount of cope.

All the same, yeah, it boggles my mind that he thinks any sane woman is going to fly into fits of passion upon viewing his baby cartoon horse deviancy, and break down the doors to where he's slowly forming a large human puddle of fat and odor in his parents loft.

 

[Solid Snek]

All the same, yeah, it boggles my mind that he thinks any sane woman is going to fly into fits of passion upon viewing his baby cartoon horse deviancy, and break down the doors to where he's slowly forming a large human puddle of fat and odor in his parents loft.

>deserves
The absolute state of his self absorption. There isn’t a person alive who “deserves” the curse that is GK. That’s a punishment.

That's a thought-provoking question. IS there a person alive who "deserves" Graeme? My first thought was, yeah, somebody like Kero the Wolf would deserve Graeme, easily. But it's not really a just punishment: Kero deserves worse, and as dumb as a he is, poor old Graeme doesn't deserve Kero.

It's a delicate balance. You'd need to find a bad person, somebody who deserves to be punished, but not TOO much.

Maybe some Deathfats? Or a very degenerate DeviantArtist? At a stretch, I might even say Tommie Tooter, since Toomie is an awful person, but to the best of my knowledge has only ever raped one teenager and one dog.

 

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That's a thought-provoking question. IS there a person alive who "deserves" Graeme? My first thought was, yeah, somebody like Kero the Wolf would deserve Graeme, easily. But it's not really a just punishment: Kero deserves worse, and as dumb as a he is, poor old Graeme doesn't deserve Kero.

It's a delicate balance. You'd need to find a bad person, somebody who deserves to be punished, but not TOO much.

Maybe some Deathfats? Or a very degenerate DeviantArtist? At a stretch, I might even say Tommie Tooter, since Toomie is an awful person, but to the best of my knowledge has only ever raped one teenager and one dog.

Lou Gagliardi deserves Graeme, and it would be hysterical watching them e-beg at each other. Graeme would ask for free art of his pony OC and Lou woukd demand money to badly color it in MS Paint.

 

[Loona]

Graeme comes out as Demisexual.

Spoiler: full images

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

I assume the bond doesn't have to be reciprocal, seeing as we're talking about cartoons here.

No, Graeme. The ladies still won't bite even if you tell them you're the sensitive kind of pervert.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

This is him building the ground on which he can claim he’s not a pedo because he “can’t” be attracted to those he doesn’t have a close emotional bond with. But maybe that only applies to humans, because he has posted ad nauseam about how much he loves fucking cartoon ponies.