Graeme Kelly / Irishbrony1988 / @IrishbronyKelly - Brony, clopper, depressed gaming youtuber, not a pedophile, lol look at his nose

[Solid Snek]

Bunch of come talk to me/ im i cute posts:

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ABDL

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And time for the daily reset of the Pedo Counter:

Also this thing:

-edit- for a bit of context, the song in that video is an English football anthem dating from the Cool Britannia years. It cycles back into pop culture every decade or so; got a bump this week due to an English win over the Croatian soccer team.

Graeme likes footie and doesn't seem to be bothered by the fact that England treats Ireland worse than the blacks, so it's possible Graeme is caught up in Three Lions fever like the traitorous Black and Tan he is. Or maybe Graeme simply saw a crossdressing Tiktok meme and thought, hey, I could do that too, so I could?

-edit edit- posted this on the Waifu thread, but it's Graeme, so...

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

-edit- for a bit of context, the song in that video is an English football anthem dating from the Cool Britannia years. It cycles back into pop culture every decade or so; got a bump this week due to an English win over the Croatian soccer team.

I didn't need to listen to know what it was. Also David Baddiel should be taken out back and shot.

 

[Solid Snek]

I didn't need to listen to know what it was. Also David Baddiel should be taken out back and shot.

Sort of off-topic, but it's odd that despite being stereotyped as sports-obsessed yahoos, the United States doesn't really have a robust tradition of sports anthems. There's tons of songs that get played at sports games ("We Will Rock You", "Rock and Roll Part 2", etc) but aside from maybe

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which is a campy joke, or

which I'm not even sure if people outside Red Sox territory care about

there aren't really any songs about sports that get people fired up, or leastwise, none that are popular enough to seep into the mainstream consciousness.

Maybe some WWE songs...? But I can't imagine US news outlets sperging about "Real American" or "U Can't C Me" the way Bongers do about footie songs.


Graeme relates a Reddit story about child abuse:

"Just think about it. Just think about that for a minute, guys. That if you were a ten year old girl, and your father said to you 'take your underwear off NOW, so I can inspect your underwear for period blood'; like, no girls get their period at ten years old, (squeak) so they don't (squeak)"

And fights with his family because he's running the electricity bill up by playing video games until 5am:

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

Sort of off-topic, but it's odd that despite being stereotyped as sports-obsessed yahoos, the United States doesn't really have a robust tradition of sports anthems. There's tons of songs that get played at sports games ("We Will Rock You", "Rock and Roll Part 2", etc) but aside from maybe

Blur's Song 2 is really popular at sports things for some reason. It's also the only Blur song that ever really did anything in the US. Probably because of the sports things...

 

[Madam Nekromantik]

Unless his family has rows and rows of old fridges and freezers in the house, I don't see how they'd be using a lot of energy.

 

[KawaiiFarms]

Graeme went live on twitch again for 15 minutes:

He starts off by saying that he was watching the Euros, then mentions he "needs to get his hair done" and that his key worker apparently doesn't like it when he dyes his hair. This segues into a brief mention of the new switch before he says that he's supposedly going to get the PS5 back on the weekend. Graeme's key worker and the cousin that introduced him to Steven the PS5 thief both said to give the guy until Monday to give it back before he'll actually contact the garda about it. Most of the rest of the stream is just rambling from there, his hypothetical on what will happen come Monday and so on. Some excuses as to why he can't stream on his PC/etc ("using the keyboard is hard for me" lol).

Speaking of his PS5, he was also coping about it on Facebook recently with more of this inhuman looking facebook emoji people things:

Wooooah Graeme based???

I would chalk it up to the "kid" part as for why he posted it, but it's not the first time he's dunked on communism.

He posted this multiple times in a row:

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This one hits different when you remember how many times he was vocal about having a crush on DW.

And one new tik tok from a week or so ago:

He claims he beat Pokemon Sword (gives it 10/10), updates people on his father being in hospital, and says he's "playing switch to pass the time".

 

[John Andrews Stan]

If this piece of shit wasn’t living off taxpayers and had to get a fucking job, he wouldn’t need to play video games and tweet kiddie porn to “pass the time.” Irish taxpayers are being forced to fund his pedophilia and grooming of kids online. Pass the time earning your own fucking crust or neck yourself. And no you’re not cute, you’re absolutely hideous. Literally everybody thinks you’re ugly as sin.

 

[Consider Lizards]

Also this thing:
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The opening mouth towards the end, fucking hell, This really is the stuff of nightmares.

 

[Solid Snek]

Graeme's key worker and the cousin that introduced him to Steven the PS5 thief both said to give the guy until Monday to give it back before he'll actually contact the garda about it.

That's a really interesting development; I had no idea that Graeme's cousin was the middleman between Graeme and Pikey Steve, but that might give him a glimmer of hope.

Do you think Graeme's cousin will be able to intervene, and maybe get Graeme's PS5 back?

Or do you think Graeme's cousin is in on the theft? Maybe he's part of the team; the guy who keeps sending all the bogus emails, perhaps?

I'd think that if Graeme could trust anyone, it'd be a member of his family. But then again, if anyone hates Graeme to the point where they'd fuck with his possessions, it'd be a member of his family.

Blur's Song 2 is really popular at sports things for some reason. It's also the only Blur song that ever really did anything in the US. Probably because of the sports things...

Yeah, that was the only Blur song that got popular in the States. Oasis and Radiohead were big, but Blur's just got that one hit. Lightning Seeds, however, I suspect nobody ever heard of them outside Europe.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I'd think that if Graeme could trust anyone, it'd be a member of his family. But then again, if anyone hates Graeme to the point where they'd fuck with his possessions, it'd be a member of his family.

If I were related to this pedo, I’d be tempted to set him up for some kind of suffering, too. Hell, I’m surprised none of his family have reported him to the Gardai. They’re not proud of him, that’s for sure.

 

[Solid Snek]

Spoiler: based Graeme culturejams the globohomo agenda

#brony #diapers #graemekellysisgreat

He's not the Ally they need, but he is the Ally they deserve.

Spoiler: Diaper!

Haha, Graeme never worked.

Spoiler: Graeme offers his services as a lover.

LADIES?!

 

[Loona]

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It always astounds me how Graeme can find the crustiest pictures. There are so many screenshots of Bluey that aren't artifacted to the point that they look like they've been circulating the internet for several years.

Spoiler: Graeme offers his services as a lover.

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LADIES?!

WHO BE GIRLFRIEN

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

Unless his family has rows and rows of old fridges and freezers in the house, I don't see how they'd be using a lot of energy.

I wouldn't be surprised if they have a pay as you go meter in their house instead of an electricity bill. It would explain why he says his family blames him for "using up the power" whenever "the power goes out". If they're not topping up the electricity regularly then of course it's going to go out without warning.

(For non-Irish/UK people: https://www.bonkers.ie/blog/gas-electricity/the-pros-and-cons-of-pay-as-you-go-electricity/)

Spoiler: What uses the most energy in your home?

We all know it's not because of Graeme taking long hot showers, using too many lights in his dank room, or washing his clothes...

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I wouldn't be surprised if they have a pay as you go meter in their house instead of an electricity bill. It would explain why he says his family blames him for "using up the power" whenever "the power goes out". If they're not topping up the electricity regularly then of course it's going to go out without warning.

(For non-Irish/UK people: https://www.bonkers.ie/blog/gas-electricity/the-pros-and-cons-of-pay-as-you-go-electricity/)

Spoiler: What uses the most energy in your home?

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We all know it's not because of Graeme taking long hot showers, using too many lights in his dank room, or washing his clothes...

I was thinking the same. They should make him feed his own coins into it. It’s absolutely disgusting that he neither works nor pays rent nor contributes to the bills nor funds the weekly food shop. He complains bitterly when he has to spend his free money on extra junk food treats. His parents have a lot to fucking answer for.

 

[Frofo Baggis]

I wouldn't be surprised if they have a pay as you go meter in their house instead of an electricity bill. It would explain why he says his family blames him for "using up the power" whenever "the power goes out". If they're not topping up the electricity regularly then of course it's going to go out without warning.

(For non-Irish/UK people: https://www.bonkers.ie/blog/gas-electricity/the-pros-and-cons-of-pay-as-you-go-electricity/)

Spoiler: What uses the most energy in your home?

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We all know it's not because of Graeme taking long hot showers, using too many lights in his dank room, or washing his clothes...

We had those one of those prepay things one year in Uni and they're honestly such a scam cause they work out more expensive overall. There was also a weekend where we fecked off to our parents, forgot to top it up and the power went out thawing all our food in the freezer. The only pro it might have is making you think about conserving electricity more which is why they should have one specifically for Graemes room only. Then he can top it up himself when it goes out at 5am from playing vidya with "his" money and he'll soon find out there isn't enough tax payers money left to buy unnecessary luxuries like switches and drones.

 

[Solid Snek]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Spoiler: NONONONONO

I'm hoping he means "babysitter for me", and not "I will be one".

Spoiler: who be girlfrien

And some responses:

Twitter flagged and hid this one as being Offensive Content:

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Spoiler: He also posted this bit of Tiktok faggotry

HURR DURRR we're campy and ironic! Remember the 1950s? Remember country music? Remember the weird, subversive, but also strangely earnest, appreciation the 1970s/1980s gay community had for the Greatest Generation?! TAKE THAT, XTIANS!

Theological question: I'm not a Christian and I'm honestly not sure of the answer to this, but is there ANY denomination of Christianity which believes in salvation through prayer? Do any theologians assert the mortals can overcome their propensity towards sin, simply by praying it away? While prayer might help alleviate the burden, my understanding is that most Christian denominations would maintain that a drive to sin is simply part of the human condition, and that rather than overcome it completely, your moral duty is some combination of placing your faith in Christ's sacrifice, and making a conscious effort to act against the desires of your worse nature? e.g. if you suddenly wake up one day and find you're a diaper-pedo, you can't just PRAY it away. But you can trust in Christ to give you a shot at reconciliation with God, and (liek an alcoholic avoiding booze) you can make the effort to not indulge in the sin of being a diaper-porn obsessed manchild.

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

Those shorts are too short.

Spoiler: Graeme offers his services as a lover.

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I think that counts as a form of biological warfare.

About your question, yeah, that's my understanding too. But like a lot of things, people get distracted by the crazy fringes.

And so we end up with Kiwi Farms.

 

[Loona]

GRAEME IS HORNY, SO HE IS

I'm not going to include the full picture. It's already been posted here.


I apologize for the weird crop. This is literally all I can show without including a young bear thing's dick.

Spoiler: "How is Rugrats acceptable but the stuff I like isn't?" - Graeme || NSFL

And then in typical Graeme fashion, he immediately asks this. Sunday School is something for children, so this question is actually typical Graeme but slightly more subtle.

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

He's looking for someone who's already been conditioned by an Irish Catholic priest.

 

[Solid Snek]

GRAEME IS HORNY, SO HE IS

I'm not going to include the full picture. It's already been posted here.
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I apologize for the weird crop. This is literally all I can show without including a young bear thing's dick.
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Spoiler: "How is Rugrats acceptable but the stuff I like isn't?" - Graeme || NSFL

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And then in typical Graeme fashion, he immediately asks this. Sunday School is something for children, so this question is actually typical Graeme but slightly more subtle.
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Ah, yes. I remember that episode of Rugrats, when Tommy and Chucky whipped their dicks out and touched cocks in the middle of the night. Karens and most entitled parents need to stop being so mean to Graeme, so they do. If it's OK for Rugrats, it should be OK for Graeme!

Some FB stuff:

Spoiler: Graeme is mad at his family again

Spoiler: More babysitter fantasies

His FB friends are bots, right? This isn't the first time they've responded to a Graeme post in a cryptic and nonsensical manner.

Spoiler: And finally, BASED GRAEME is best Graeme

LOVE IT OR LEAVE IT - Graeme Kelly

#graemekellyisgreat

-edit- Speaking of blue lives, should we start a pool on whether or not Graeme will actually call the Garda tomorrow? I'm honestly not sure which is stronger; his desire to be seen standing in solidarity with black criminals, or his desire to spend all day playing PS5.

My guess is he won't, since he's lazy and calling the Garda would take effort. He's probably going to leave it and beg his cousin to do it for him.