Graeme Kelly / Irishbrony1988 / @IrishbronyKelly - Brony, clopper, depressed gaming youtuber, not a pedophile, lol look at his nose

[Jaded Optimist]

I don't think this was posted before. Two years ago Graham signed a change.org petition to shut down the farms.

Edit: I guess it was late, but I didn't remember it so I'll leave it up for others like me.

 

[Frofo Baggis]

I don't think this was posted before. Two years ago Graham signed a change.org petition to shut down the farms.
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Ya it was mentioned before.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/graeme-kelly-irishbrony1988-irishbronykelly.53740/page-112#post-7523183

 

[Ronnie Rocket]

Ah shit, apparently I have gang symbols on my vehicle and on a few articles of clothing. WHATEVER WILL HAPPEN TO ME?

(Oh right, nothing.)

Spoiler: Edit: Do you know how many Americans violate US Flag Code?

4 U.S. Code § 3 - Use of flag for advertising purposes; mutilation of flag

Any person who, within the District of Columbia, in any manner, for exhibition or display, shall place or cause to be placed any word, figure, mark, picture, design, drawing, or any advertisement of any nature upon any flag, standard, colors, or ensign of the United States of America; or shall expose or cause to be exposed to public view any such flag, standard, colors, or ensign upon which shall have been printed, painted, or otherwise placed, or to which shall be attached, appended, affixed, or annexed any word, figure, mark, picture, design, or drawing, or any advertisement of any nature; or who, within the District of Columbia, shall manufacture, sell, expose for sale, or to public view, or give away or have in possession for sale, or to be given away or for use for any purpose, any article or substance being an article of merchandise, or a receptacle for merchandise or article or thing for carrying or transporting merchandise, upon which shall have been printed, painted, attached, or otherwise placed a representation of any such flag, standard, colors, or ensign, to advertise, call attention to, decorate, mark, or distinguish the article or substance on which so placed shall be deemed guilty of a misdemeanor and shall be punished by a fine not exceeding $100 or by imprisonment for not more than thirty days, or both, in the discretion of the court. The words “flag, standard, colors, or ensign”, as used herein, shall include any flag, standard, colors, ensign, or any picture or representation of either, or of any part or parts of either, made of any substance or represented on any substance, of any size evidently purporting to be either of said flag, standard, colors, or ensign of the United States of America or a picture or a representation of either, upon which shall be shown the colors, the stars and the stripes, in any number of either thereof, or of any part or parts of either, by which the average person seeing the same without deliberation may believe the same to represent the flag, colors, standard, or ensign of the United States of America.

4 U.S. Code § 8.Respect for flag

No disrespect should be shown to the flag of the United States of America; the flag should not be dipped to any person or thing. Regimental colors, State flags, and organization or institutional flags are to be dipped as a mark of honor.
(a)The flag should never be displayed with the union down, except as a signal of dire distress in instances of extreme danger to life or property.
(b)The flag should never touch anything beneath it, such as the ground, the floor, water, or merchandise.
(c)The flag should never be carried flat or horizontally, but always aloft and free.
(d)The flag should never be used as wearing apparel, bedding, or drapery. It should never be festooned, drawn back, nor up, in folds, but always allowed to fall free. Bunting of blue, white, and red, always arranged with the blue above, the white in the middle, and the red below, should be used for covering a speaker’s desk, draping the front of the platform, and for decoration in general.
(e)The flag should never be fastened, displayed, used, or stored in such a manner as to permit it to be easily torn, soiled, or damaged in any way.
(f)The flag should never be used as a covering for a ceiling.
(g)The flag should never have placed upon it, nor on any part of it, nor attached to it any mark, insignia, letter, word, figure, design, picture, or drawing of any nature.
(h)The flag should never be used as a receptacle for receiving, holding, carrying, or delivering anything.
(i)The flag should never be used for advertising purposes in any manner whatsoever. It should not be embroidered on such articles as cushions or handkerchiefs and the like, printed or otherwise impressed on paper napkins or boxes or anything that is designed for temporary use and discard. Advertising signs should not be fastened to a staff or halyard from which the flag is flown.
(j)No part of the flag should ever be used as a costume or athletic uniform. However, a flag patch may be affixed to the uniform of military personnel, firemen, policemen, and members of patriotic organizations. The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing. Therefore, the lapel flag pin being a replica, should be worn on the left lapel near the heart.
(k)The flag, when it is in such condition that it is no longer a fitting emblem for display, should be destroyed in a dignified way, preferably by burning.

Long story short, as long as you don't burn it disrespectfully or wipe your ass with it, no one gives a shit.

 

[Loona]

Graeme's already selling the drones he bought.



"I feel that they would be better off with someome Who knows how to fly drones" Clearly flying a drone is too complicated for Graeme.

Spoiler: Unfortunately, the site won't let me save the pictures. Here are the best screenshots I could take.

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I like how Graeme didn't even bother to include a question mark or to make this a full question.

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Graeme made another compilation/slideshow of random shit. He posted it three times: the first post was just a generic tweet with nobody tagged and no hashtags, the second post had his usual hashtag spam, and the third post was him mass-tagging people (the usual targets).

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New Tik Tok from Graeme, talking about how he thinks it's stupid that Karens forget there are security cameras in stores.

"a high-end supermarket like Walmart"

 

[Solid Snek]

Graeme's already selling the drones he bought.
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"I feel that they would be better off with someome Who knows how to fly drones" Clearly flying a drone is too complicated for Graeme.

Spoiler: Unfortunately, the site won't let me save the pictures. Here are the best screenshots I could take.

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I like how Graeme didn't even bother to include a question mark or to make this a full question.
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Graeme made another compilation/slideshow of random shit. He posted it three times: the first post was just a generic tweet with nobody tagged and no hashtags, the second post had his usual hashtag spam, and the third post was him mass-tagging people (the usual targets).
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New Tik Tok from Graeme, talking about how he thinks it's stupid that Karens forget there are security cameras in stores.
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"High-end supermarkets like Walmart"

I agree with Graeme; it's stupid when most Karens tend to jab Walmart employees with their fancy fingernails, or when most male Karens tend to pull the lad's headphones off and stand on them.

When will we finally rise as one people and tell most Karens "enough"?!

 

[Pengsoo]

He was ebegging for money for a switch a few weeks ago, then ebegging for food money, now he is selling the drones he has had for less than one day because he “doesn’t really use drones”? (Edit - typos)

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

He's a coomer and a consoomer.

Are there any Walmarts in Ireland?

 

[Ellesse_warrior]

Are there any Walmarts in Ireland?

No but he also referred to the child his teacher adopted as African American IIRC. Edit. I think it was sponsored rather than adopted which is even funnier.

 

[Frofo Baggis]

He's a coomer and a consoomer.

Are there any Walmarts in Ireland?

Aldi and Lidl are our closest things to Walmart. Or Asda up north.

 

[Consider Lizards]

I can't believe he's selling the drones. Maybe he's just very confused about what flipping is.

 

[Rukario]

Graeme's already selling the drones he bought.
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"I feel that they would be better off with someome Who knows how to fly drones" Clearly flying a drone is too complicated for Graeme.

New Tik Tok from Graeme, talking about how he thinks it's stupid that Karens forget there are security cameras in stores.
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"a high-end supermarket like Walmart"

Looking at it, he posted both about selling the drones, suggesting he doesn't know how to fly them, and whined about "Karens" not complaining about security cameras in stores. Keep in mind for almost every thing thats gone to shit in Graeme's life he's blamed either "Karens" or "Entitled parents".

Now, if you consider the fact many drones have cameras built in, and if you interpret him "not knowing how to fly them" as "not knowing the laws and regulations", then maybe like I suggested a page ago he's gotten in trouble for flying them? I wouldn't be surprised.

 

[John Andrews Stan]

I suspect he bought the drones not realizing school would be out by the time they arrived. No drone missions to the kindergarten bathroom windows for Graeme this year.

 

[Solid Snek]

Graeme's been playing vidya again.

Possibly getting kicked out of his house...?

The Origin Story of Gumball:

It's like a Blackadder scene where Baldrick takes two minutes to ask "where are the grandparents?"

Spoiler: Pedo & Lonely spam

Thanks for clearing that up, Graeme!

 

[Consider Lizards]

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Thanks for clearing that up, Graeme!

Fighting them off with a shillelagh, so he is. Must be especially hard to spot those needy Colleens at night if the power has gone. They mostly come at night, mostly.

 

[Solid Snek]

Fighting them off with a shillelagh, so he is. Must be especially hard to spot those needy Colleens at night if the power has gone. They mostly come at night, mostly.

He might be getting catfished again; what with the PSN Guys and the Filippino scammer and of course his cousin's friend Steven, Graeme is easy pickings, so he is.

My money's on this being the work of Vanessa Hudgens.

But if it's any of you jokers: goes without saying, but please don't catfish Graeme. Or, if you do, at least take it slow, so he doesn't suspect you're having a go at him.

 

[Hoi Polloi]

Possibly getting kicked out of his house...?
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Nah, his parents know he's a blight-stricken spud who will never be capable of living on his own and the government loves to rely on families to be underpaid carers to their disabled relatives, so he won't even end up in assisted living until his family are beyond unable to handle him.

I think it was during the Switch saga that he had his heart set on moving to Newbridge and his dad pointed out that he can't cook or clean or generally look after himself.

 

[Solid Snek]

Nah, his parents know he's a blight-stricken spud who will never be capable of living on his own and the government loves to rely on families to be underpaid carers to their disabled relatives, so he won't even end up in assisted living until his family are beyond unable to handle him.

I think it was during the Switch saga that he had his heart set on moving to Newbridge and his dad pointed out that he can't cook or clean or generally look after himself.

It's possible he's talking about something on Reddit again, but the reason I wonder is because he's been having more and more frequent fights with his family ever since the Switch saga. He's been growing increasingly resentful of his siblings and the "latitude" they get from his parents (in Graeme's mind; we know his parents aren't as hard on his siblings because they actually do things during the day, but Graeme doesn't know that).

The drones? I'm thinking Graeme's parents found out and they're the ones who made him sell the drones (same as the VR headset). They've clearly been on his ass about money management since he had that tantrum and blew all his food money on the Switch, and Graeme's not the kind of person to voluntarily sell his stuff, even if school's out and he's found himself unable to spy on little girls at the playground. Unless his parents intervened, he'd likely just shove the drones in a trash-strewn corner of his room and forget about them.

Also, Graeme killing the power again - that's doubtlessly caused a row. He probably had several shouting matches with his dad just that morning alone.

Again, this is just speculation on my part. Graeme's certainly not going to be able to live in a shed on his own, and I'm sure Mr and Mrs Kelly know that all too well. But maybe they're trying to find a group home for him? Stick him in a Catholic monastery or something? I know if I woke up Monday morning to find we don't have electricity for the week because my fat, pedo son, who's been sending his disability checks to the Phillipines for months, was up all night with six fans on, playing Pokemon and wanking to strong pornography? Then tard or no tard, I'd seriously consider packing his bags.

 

[Hoi Polloi]

It is possible that with his dad breaking his hip, Graeme's time is up, but in the voicenote he was talking about telling your child to get a job and make something of themselves. That doesn't seem like the kind of thing that would be in his head if he was being shipped off to a group home for tards.

 

[Frofo Baggis]

It is possible that with his dad breaking his hip, Graeme's time is up, but in the voicenote he was talking about telling your child to get a job and make something of themselves. That doesn't seem like the kind of thing that would be in his head if he was being shipped off to a group home for tards.

If I had a son with special needs, I wouldn't send him to a tard group home simply for that. But if my special needs son was an unwashed whiny degenerate who watches pony porn and has dangerous pedophilic tendencies (especially with a child in the house), I would have called the tard wranglers to take him away a long time ago.

 

[Solid Snek]

It is possible that with his dad breaking his hip, Graeme's time is up, but in the voicenote he was talking about telling your child to get a job and make something of themselves. That doesn't seem like the kind of thing that would be in his head if he was being shipped off to a group home for tards.

If I had a son with special needs, I wouldn't send him to a tard group home simply for that. But if my special needs son was an unwashed whiny degenerate who watches pony porn and has dangerous pedophilic tendencies (especially with a child in the house), I would have called the tard wranglers to take him away a long time ago.

My headcanon scenario is that he's been given an ultimatum: either shape up and find a job (or at least stop blowing money and ruining the house for everyone), or it's off with the tard wranglers. Graeme's recently reconnected with his tard group, and between the money and electricity, the tantrums and the man of the house being hospitalized, I suspect that even if Graeme's family isn't actively plotting to have him binned, the thought isn't far from their minds.


Meanwhile, wrestling talk:

"The man" becky lynch...? Is this a Graemism, or did Becky Lynch troon out?

Poor Graeme. Always cheering people up, when privately he's really sad.