Graeme Kelly / Irishbrony1988 / @IrishbronyKelly - Brony, clopper, depressed gaming youtuber, not a pedophile, lol look at his nose

[Newman's Lovechild]

Me cheering up other people

That's not how you spell 'traumatizing'.

 

[Cable]

that "potentially kicking graeme out" could easily be referring to something akin to one of those many reddit stories he watches lately.

 

[KawaiiFarms]

A new (?) Graeme photo montage-please-talk-to-me-post, in which he looks completely defeated and unlikely to receive any messages:

Spoiler: Full image

"Get the fuck away from me you human/potato hybrid"

Well if asking for a flash doesn't work, you can always try:

No.

I don't think the power issue was Graeme's fault (this time) as he had mentioned the other day that the power was planned to be off for a few hours. Maybe they're installing a new system or getting it serviced/checked or maybe even putting a meter on it to keep track of each person's usage, who knows?

His "please don't ask me to be your boyfriend" was also likely spurred on by this user over on facebook:

Their facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/vera.susan.3701

They seem like a suspect sort of ABDL related poster. The only comments I can see are similar to the ones above, calling people "baby" constantly and asking to have private talks on shady apps and so on. So my guess is they're yet another ethnic nigger scammer trying to rip Graeme off in some way, maybe by flirting with him and taking advantage of his well known fetishes. We'll see.

Graeme also went live on facebook but once again the audio is completely broken. Not sure if it's his equipment or the site causing it, but it's once again unwatchable. However at one point he shows off this, which I think is some sort of external/extra hard drive for the Xbox:

So Graeme is still wasting money as per usual. What's the bet within a few months he outright sells all his xbox shit as well just because he abruptly needs the money for something else? Still zero info about what's happening with the PS5, which was supposedly due today. I guess we'll hear soon enough if he does actually go to the garda about it (which will most likely be dismissed as a civil case).

 

[Solid Snek]

A new (?) Graeme photo montage-please-talk-to-me-post, in which he looks completely defeated and unlikely to receive any messages:
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Spoiler: Full image

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"Get the fuck away from me you human/potato hybrid"
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Is it just me, or does Graeme look like a fat Popeye the Sailor Man in that first picture?

Also, "show me your vagina"??

So Graeme is still wasting money as per usual. What's the bet within a few months he outright sells all his xbox shit as well just because he abruptly needs the money for something else? Still zero info about what's happening with the PS5, which was supposedly due today. I guess we'll hear soon enough if he does actually go to the garda about it (which will most likely be dismissed as a civil case).

Civil case is what I'm thinking, too. Graeme gave the PS5 away willingly, there's nothing in writing, and at most it's just he-said she-said stuff.

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

Also, "show me your vagina"??

I think, at the tender age of 32, Graeme finally decided to research the dos and don'ts of this 'socializing' nonsense. That, or he's hoping to get lucky. Very, very lucky.

 

[Empyrea]

"the man" becky lynch...? Is this a Graemism, or did Becky Lynch troon out?

Neither, it's her current tag line or nickname or something like that. I only know this vaguely from overhearing wrestling podcasts, though, so I could be explaining wrong. I think it's just Graeme being bad at punctuation.

 

[Solid Snek]

I think, at the tender age of 32, Graeme finally decided to research the dos and don'ts of this 'socializing' nonsense. That, or he's hoping to get lucky. Very, very lucky.

Perhaps Graeme's actually an Indian? He's been telling us he's Irish because he's dumb and doesn't realize that Ireland and India are two different places.

"show bobs and vageen, so you should. come to kildareabad and i make you my childbride, so i will."

 

[Also Sprach Zarathustra]

Perhaps Graeme's actually an Indian? He's been telling us he's Irish because he's dumb and doesn't realize that Ireland and India are two different places.

"show bobs and vageen, so you should. come to kildareabad and i make you my childbride, so i will."

I think Graeme is honestly a few lonely nights away from starting down that path. The only thing preventing him from doing so is whatever his “trust issues” are that he keeps mentioning. For being a potential predator he sure is a lazy one, always begging them to come to him instead.
maybe that’s why he always demands people talk to him first? He used to reach out incessantly and got rejected constantly, causing “trust issues” and the inability to initiate anything? That and being gullible as shit.
this is just a half-brained idea tho, I’m very sleep deprived and trying to make sense of Graeme when this tired is hard work, so it is.

 

[Solid Snek]

I think Graeme is honestly a few lonely nights away from starting down that path. The only thing preventing him from doing so is whatever his “trust issues” are that he keeps mentioning. For being a potential predator he sure is a lazy one, always begging them to come to him instead.
maybe that’s why he always demands people talk to him first? He used to reach out incessantly and got rejected constantly, causing “trust issues” and the inability to initiate anything? That and being gullible as shit.
this is just a half-brained idea tho, I’m very sleep deprived and trying to make sense of Graeme when this tired is hard work, so it is.

Yeah, I compare Graeme to CWC a lot, and I think this is one of those areas. Like how Chris thought the best way to get a girl was to wear a sign around his neck, stand outside a store in the mall, and wait - years of rejection and terminal autism means Graeme's tard brain thinks the exact same way, except instead of a mall, he's loitering on Twitter, and instead of an 18-2x year old non-smoking white girl, he wants a child or a pony.

Graeme's got that creepy predator instinct, but he's too fat and lazy to hunt. Instead, he just sits around, sunning himself, hoping a little girl will eventually fall into his mouth.

 

[Cable]

Graeme also went live on facebook but once again the audio is completely broken. Not sure if it's his equipment or the site causing it, but it's once again unwatchable. However at one point he shows off this, which I think is some sort of external/extra hard drive for the Xbox:

should be noted that this looks like it's a GameDrive, a hard drive that is built for an Xbox console, which is more expensive than a regular old hard drive (looking at prices, that particular gamedrive that Graeme has is ~$90 USD normally and a regular 2TB Hard drive averages ~$62 USD normally. I don't know the prices in terms of irish pricing.)

 

[N. Gin]

he's too fat and lazy to hunt. Instead, he just sits around, sunning himself, hoping a little girl will eventually fall into his mouth.

So Graeme's the pedo equivalent of a Stonefish? Now that you mention it I can kind of see it.

 

[Solid Snek]

Graeme's BPD is kicking in:

Followed by

"wanna be friends? btw, here's a whole infographic explaining exactly how I'll tell you to fuck off if you don't comment on every one of my tweets."


And finally

Spoiler: Rant about autopedophilia

i agree!

 

[Loona]

I really don't like this avatar that Graeme's using and I find it really inaccurate, so I did some edits to make it more true to the real Graeme.

• Added the lazy eye and fixed the eye color (It's not easily visible, but whatever)
• Fixed the eyebrows so it looks more like Graeme.
  • It wasn't intentional, but I like how Graeme looks nefarious here. He must have seen some kids at the local school.
• Made the nose bigger. A lot bigger.
• Fixed the smile so it's more like Graeme's closed-mouth smile.
• Added a patchy beard.
• "I MLP ...so I do."

 

[Newman's Lovechild]

When you think of someone being 'a kid at heart', you generally don't assume they're in complete arrested development, let alone that they beat it to pictures of children in diapers. Did anyone explain this to Graeme?
It's as believable as the 'it makes me feel safe' excuse. You'd need to have a doozy of a case of smoothbrain to accept that. But just look at who's making it.

 

[Solid Snek]

Don't you hate it when most entitled mothers tend to complain about Father's Day? Based Graeme does.

Updating his profile and making sure you know what Demisexuality is.

How to Win Friends and Influence People:

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No, that's not an error, he loved the message so much that he posted them twice in a row.




And finally:

Spoiler: SFW dragon

For those who don't speak Brony: that dragon is a supporting character from My Little Pony. She's very young; a schoolgirl and a student of Twilight Sparkle's, about the same age as - or possibly even younger than! - the younger schoolponies that Graeme frequently posts porn of (Sweetie Belle, Applebloom, and Scootaloo). The last couple seasons of MLP revolve around this dragon and her equally-young friends attending grade school, learning lessons in friendship from the now Too Old classic ponies.

tl;dr Graeme is almost certainly wanking to this picture.

 

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

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Graeme's BPD is kicking in:
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Followed by
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"wanna be friends? btw, here's a whole infographic explaining exactly how I'll tell you to fuck off if you don't comment on every one of my tweets."


And finally

Spoiler: Rant about autopedophilia

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i agree!

That third image though. Graeme should thank his lucky stars that people ignore him, or the Gardi would be at his house far more often, so they would.

 

[Thumb Butler]

Toddlers normally do not like diapers, Graeme. They are just forced to wear them.

 

[Neo-Liberal Bugman]

That third image though. Graeme should thank his lucky stars that people ignore him, or the Gardi would be at his house far more often, so they would.

Gardaí intervention is highly preferable at this point. Judging by that past post about age of consent elsewhere in Europe, Graeme at least knows that aspects of what he's engaging in are highly frowned upon in various countries especially in Ireland as it has the highest AOC in Europe.

 

[Madam Nekromantik]

Don't you hate it when most entitled mothers tend to complain about Father's Day? Based Graeme does.

Graeme really seems to dislike mothers. How much you want to bet it's because of "entitled mothers" telling him he can't play with their little girls and chasing him away.

 

[Also Sprach Zarathustra]

Graeme really seems to dislike mothers. How much you want to bet it's because of "entitled mothers" telling him he can't play with their little girls and chasing him away.

Either that or it’s harbored resentment towards his own mother. I know he and his dad don’t get on very well, but with all these rants I’m betting he’s got some big mommy issues.
Or he just despises all grown women which is why his preference takes a hard lean towards little girls and things relating to them.